Thread about airplane creeps: I’m on a plane from a late-evening stopover from and was very tired and had a row to myself to sleep but couldn’t avoid noticing what was going on in the row behind me.
Hey guys quick announcement, I’ve decided to retire from the sport formally known as “Mixed Martial Art” today.
I wish all my old colleagues well going forward in competition.
I now join my former partners on this venture, already in retirement.
Proper Pina Coladas on me fellas!
John Tavares has established a new single-game career-high with four goals tonight. #LeafsForever
Hawryluk was absolutely giving it to Hainsey while in the box.

Ronald didn't give a shit. pic.twitter.com/rOnsuN59fE
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