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No. That's when you were a child. It's when you were unaware of how messy, complicated and hard the world (and living in it) is.

The thing you're trying to get back to isn't a time when Britain was great.

It's childhood. pic.twitter.com/nGCTIDWXFZ
I’m watching my train leave in 5 mins and I’m not on it because I apparently didn’t arrive early enough for staff to get the ramp.

I’m late because the bus I was on let everyone (20+ people -full bus) off before deploying the ramp for me.

Everyone on that bus made their train. pic.twitter.com/BVsSGI4qrR
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  • the poet the poem
    @numz7
  • No. That's when you were a child. It's when you were unaware of how messy, complicated and hard the world (and living in it) is. The thing you're trying to get back to isn't a time when Britain was great. It's childhood.
    @RufusHound
  • I’m watching my train leave in 5 mins and I’m not on it because I apparently didn’t arrive early enough for staff to get the ramp. I’m late because the bus I was on let everyone (20+ people -full bus) off before deploying the ramp for me. Everyone on that bus made their train.
    @KatiePennick
  • My gap year ends in August, but it doesn’t take a college degree in economics to realise that our remaining 1,5° carbon budget and ongoing fossil fuel subsidies and investments don’t add up. 1/3
    @GretaThunberg
  • OMFG I'm pissing myself laughing LOOK WHAT PHOTO OF THE 'BLUE PASSPORT' THEY USED 🤣
    @MichaelSzydlo
  • 🚔 Chris Eubank Jr has had his house ransacked, but mocked the burglars for missing his most valuable possessions and posted CCTV to identify them… [📽️ @ChrisEubankJr]
    @MichaelBensonn
  • GOAL IN IBIZA BUT WHO TO CHRIS KAMARA twitter.com/FootyAccums/st…
    @Murphhyy_
  • £50 from the Bank of Mysterio got accepted at work tonight. I am in absolute disbelief that someone I work with has accepted this
    @RobynRidings
  • I have this saved in my phone for only special occasions. #MUNBUR
    @moghees
  • Yesterday my colleague called me a 'book murderer' because I keep weapons in books to do murders with. Does anyone else do this? Is it just me?
    @Anna_Mazz
  • “The fact Jay Rodriguez got out of bed this morning and had the decency to score an absolute banger just shows how far we’ve come.”
    @FootyAccums
  • The poet. The poem.
    @Gilology
  • Sir Michael Palin has paid tribute to his fellow Monty Python star Terry Jones. This is heartbreaking.
    @LaFamiliaFilm
  • he's speaking morse code
    @cats_cursed
  • Water sausage having a snooze
    @Otter_News
  • So many #SharedReading groups in #Bristol Thank you @thereaderorg for making a difference
    @BristolLibForum
  • #OnThisDay in 1849 Elizabeth Blackwell became the first ever female doctor. She stood for #equality and her vision to achieve good health for all epitomises what @EBIBristol is striving to achieve today. Read about it here: bit.ly/2urLfi #health @medicalwomenuk
    @EBIBristol
  • Saw James corden and Justin Bieber filming carpool karaoke and this is why I have trust issues — he isn't even driving!
    @zolihonig
  • We have been having lots of queries across our pharmacy sites about #conoravirus especially as people prepare to travel over #ChineseNewYear period.Eva, @KellawayPharm Team leader, helped us translate literature & posters into Chinese too.Speak with us about any concerns you have
    @BrisTravClinic
  • NOT@IT CRYING AND STILL LICKING KSJSKSKKSKS
    @MedinaMUAYE
  • I would like to send a shoutout to these two pussios for always doing everything within their power to get the drawer stuck.
    @JmeBBK
  • Have you seen or been offered this rare and distinctive mountain bike? It was stolen in a robbery near Clifton Suspension Bridge on 20 January. Two men on a motorbike attacked the cyclist and then left the scene, one riding the stolen bike. Details here ow.ly/JfGq50y2VqO
    @ASPolice