• Don't encourage him, @IanWright0 😂 #MOTD
    @BBCMOTD
  • No shit Sherlock
    @mrnickharvey
  • i think we all lived the same childhood
    @hoemoticon
  • @gareththomas14
  • My heart 😭 This baby elephant thought he was drowning and rushed to save him ❤️ We really don't deserve them.
    @_SJPeace_
  • If you laugh you go to hell
    @TheAz_R
  • Have fun. We'll all be dead soon.
    @rickygervais
  • Definitely worth a couple of quid in his hat 😂🙌 RT:@spicy_wengz
    @cctv_idiots
  • My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night
    @gordihyena
  • im losing my shit
    @graviticfIux
  • Fashunnnn week 💁🏽‍♀️ leggo
    @MayaJama
  • @joshnotta
  • @ciarandevlin
  • COMPETITION: If Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang scores first against Watford today, we'll giveaway a 2019/20 Premier League shirt of your choice. Simply RT and follow this account to enter. ✅🔁
    @Football__Tweet
  • This guys Tik Toks: A thread
    @SaeedDiCaprio
  • Absolutely no one: Anime villains who think they've already won:
    @420b1az31t
  • “I was recovering from a groin injury and thought I was a week away from playing but he thought I didn’t want to risk my body”. [last game of the season with everything on the line where the physio had already passed you as fit] @themichaelowen
    @Popadomsanddips
  • Hair of the dog lads
    @bootlegger1974
  • Football, and all that is wonderful about it. Summed up perfect in just 30 seconds 😍😍😍😍😍
    @mrjakehumphrey
  • Tonight we host out ‘MEET THE GAFFERS’ talk in at the Teams Club from 7pm. Mike Williamson, @Bustardo03 and @mnelse6 will be speaking about all things @GatesheadFC hosted by @raisbeck10. Tickets are £10, free for soul members. You can just pay on the door! Spread the word!
    @GatesheadFCSoul
  • Great night - thanks to everyone who joined us We managed to raise $1300 / £715 for @nufcfoodbank 👏 ⚫️⚪️ #SydneyMags #NUFC #FansSupportingFoodbanks
    @nufcsydney
  • What have I just seen?! 🤯😱😱
    @FootyHumour
  • Worst case scenario predictions for remaining in the EU have been leaked and they make for pretty stark reading.
    @davidschneider
  • am on a social media cleanse but a couldn’t not share this a just cannae understand WHY he is like this
    @_dylanjohnstone
  • Can't recommend this guy enough.
    @Jordan_Coombe
  • If you turn the Chicago bulls logo upside down it’s a robot having sex with a crab
    @MDesaad
  • Best two seconds of my life on repeat. #NUFC
    @TheMasterBucks
  • Boris says "we'll break free of the EU like the Incredible Hulk" so a sad man, walking alone down a street to a heartbreaking theme tune, unable to talk to anyone because of his anger issues and terrible life choices.
    @IamHappyToast
  • Hogwarts (A)
    @MundialMag
  • This Peaky Blinders shits out of control innit ? Make it stop plz Grown men dressing like Jacamo Al Capones Na mate
    @Reverend_Makers
  • This is Tatum. He's a rescue dog and this is his first walk after being adopted. See how excited he is ❤️❤️❤️❤️
    @akkitwts
  • im pissing my pants
    @koalatreat
  • To whoever made this, thank you.
    @BallStreet
  • is this how light mode twitter users live
    @captainfaq