7 day tweet volume :
BREAKING: Newcastle have reached agreement with Inter Milan over a loan for Valentino Lazaro. The winger will fly to Tyneside and undergo his medical tomorrow. We’re told there’s a £20m option to make permanent in the summer #NUFC
£50 from the Bank of Mysterio got accepted at work tonight. I am in absolute disbelief that someone I work with has accepted this pic.twitter.com/cO1J4wMdti
#SkintCompetition!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻

Who’s finished exams?? 🥳

RT & FOLLOW for a chance to win:

1 Bottle of Vodka 🚀
2 Bottles of Bubbly 🍾
5 Heinekens! 🍻
5 VKs! 😏
5 Jäger Bombs & 10 Shots 🥃
10 Free Entries & Q-Jump 🏃‍♂

Good luck! 🤩

T&C’s Apply pic.twitter.com/xJXyh1VUl4
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  • £50 from the Bank of Mysterio got accepted at work tonight. I am in absolute disbelief that someone I work with has accepted this
    @RobynRidings
  • The poet. The poem. twitter.com/robbie67_/stat…
    @JakeArmstrong34
  • #SkintCompetition!! 🙌🏻🙌🏻 Who’s finished exams?? 🥳 RT & FOLLOW for a chance to win: 1 Bottle of Vodka 🚀 2 Bottles of Bubbly 🍾 5 Heinekens! 🍻 5 VKs! 😏 5 Jäger Bombs & 10 Shots 🥃 10 Free Entries & Q-Jump 🏃‍♂ Good luck! 🤩 T&C’s Apply
    @SkintNewc
  • Saw James corden and Justin Bieber filming carpool karaoke and this is why I have trust issues — he isn't even driving!
    @zolihonig
  • Andy Cole threatens Gateshead with a missile full of Pepsi Max in 1994
    @Nostalgic_Thing
  • We’ve got our final pair of tickets to @NUFC vs Oxford United up for grabs! To enter: ✅Like this tweet ✅Tag a friend ✅Follow @fun88eng Oh and the winner gets take part in the FUN88 HT challenge too 😆 #FACup #NUFC ⚫️⚪️
    @fun88eng
  • No. That's when you were a child. It's when you were unaware of how messy, complicated and hard the world (and living in it) is. The thing you're trying to get back to isn't a time when Britain was great. It's childhood.
    @RufusHound
  • GOAL IN IBIZA BUT WHO TO CHRIS KAMARA twitter.com/FootyAccums/st…
    @Murphhyy_
  • “Cause, see, they call me a menace and if the shoe fits, I'll wear it. But if it don't, then y'all will swallow the truth, grin and bear it” #Renegade #MusicToBeMurderedBy
    @Eminem
  • the poet the poem
    @numz7
  • Otters with hats
    @41Strange
  • @TaylorandBesty 😆
    @NUFC
  • I love this app
    @Benkeating73
  • My gap year ends in August, but it doesn’t take a college degree in economics to realise that our remaining 1,5° carbon budget and ongoing fossil fuel subsidies and investments don’t add up. 1/3
    @GretaThunberg
  • 🚔 Chris Eubank Jr has had his house ransacked, but mocked the burglars for missing his most valuable possessions and posted CCTV to identify them… [📽️ @ChrisEubankJr]
    @MichaelBensonn
  • NOT@IT CRYING AND STILL LICKING KSJSKSKKSKS
    @MedinaMUAYE
  • I’m watching my train leave in 5 mins and I’m not on it because I apparently didn’t arrive early enough for staff to get the ramp. I’m late because the bus I was on let everyone (20+ people -full bus) off before deploying the ramp for me. Everyone on that bus made their train.
    @KatiePennick
  • I FaceTimed her and heard PS4 music in the background
    @chaselyons
  • Up for the cup! ✊ #NUFC Full gallery 👉 nufc.co.uk/news/galleries…
    @NUFC
  • Pure talent
    @Duck_page
  • One randy bugger sitting in front of us at the football tonight
    @67_reilly
  • I don’t usually make political cartoons but this image has been in my head all week so ....
    @tomosucks
  • can y’all stop
    @ladygaga
  • Making headlines yesterday in @jnlbusiness #commercialproperty news regarding our latest #office #fitout and redesign for @Connect_Health_ at @QuorumHub - thanks @Scoopford!
    @AptusFitout
  • Steven Taylor's birthday is an excuse to look at this @NUFC classic 😂
    @primevideosport