7 day tweet volume :
Hurrah! At last we have a working Track and Trace App. 👍
Simply Track any recently awarded government contract and you can Trace it back directly to one of their mates.
I envy Prince Andrew on nights like this, laying in bed dry as a bone.
FAO All Rubber Neckers who drove without due care and attention earlier on the M1 so they could film the collision scenes on their phones. We've put our cameras to good use and filmed you back. To be reviewed and offenders prosecuted. #Traffic #GrowUp #WhatIfItWasYourFamily pic.twitter.com/ZZ7fy0R3US
If you scream "All lives matter!" in one breath and hope for refugees to drown in dinghies in the next, you really don't believe all lives matter. You're just a racist piece of shit.

Yours, JC
  • FAO All Rubber Neckers who drove without due care and attention earlier on the M1 so they could film the collision scenes on their phones. We've put our cameras to good use and filmed you back. To be reviewed and offenders prosecuted. #Traffic #GrowUp #WhatIfItWasYourFamily
    @DerbyshireRPU
  • Either a sheep minding its own business by Loch Torridon or a MASSIVE sheep in South Wales:
    @HighlandRampage
  • -55,000 dead in Pandemic -Economy shredded -Unemployment about to soar -But look: migrants
    @paul__johnson
  • Missing person in the area, please keep a look out for Jacob Dixon, missing since last night in Oughtibridge.
    @HillsboroPumas
  • NHS staff are absolutely brilliant but have suffered a pay freeze, under-funding and under-staffing. Now it’s time to pay them properly, guarantee secure jobs and end privatisation. My support to all of our wonderful NHS workers protesting for a pay rise today. #NHSWorkersSayNo
    @jeremycorbyn
  • Canada’s last fully intact Arctic ice shelf has collapsed. The Milne Ice Shelf lost some 40 percent of its area — and the last known epishelf lake in the northern hemisphere — over two days late last month arctictoday.com/canadas-last-f…
    @arctic_today
  • So I added the Imperial March to this video and I don't know if I'll ever sleep again.🔊 📹: Imgur user papemaker
    @SlenderSherbet
  • How I think I look like on a night out vs what I actually look like
    @_oliviamcgee
  • Whenever migrants are in the news I remember how the Kindertransport were refugees too and they grew up and contributed to our society and made it better just as today’s migrants would, given the chance.
    @davidschneider
  • Hundreds of NHS staff and supporters attend a socially-distanced protest for increased pay at Barker’s Pool in Sheffield.
    @dhayes_news
  • Perth has the least trustworthy Greggs in the UK
    @rupinjapan
  • Every time Elon Musk pokes fun at government assistance for the 99%, remember that he would be worth nothing without $4.9 billion in corporate welfare. Oh, Elon just l-o-v-e-s corporate socialism for himself, rugged capitalism for everyone else. twitter.com/elonmusk/statu…
    @BernieSanders
  • Let me show you the most unique Cricket ground of the world. watch the video till end @ICC You will madly in love with this unwatchable passion for #cricket in #Paksitan Village #NakkarMojwal #Birotekhurd #Abbottabad #PAKvENG @ICCMediaComms @TheRealPCBMedia #cricketconnected
    @ShakirAbbasi22