7 day tweet volume :
Item. 2013. 2017. 2021

1. Milk. Ksh. 40. 70/- 110/-

2. Sugar 85. 150/- 220/-

3. Unga. 80. 98 115

4. National Debt. 1Trillion. 4Trn. 7.6 Trn

5. Scandals 1.5B. 200B. Unimaginable

Inflation-5%>>
When your husband is sick and the elders ask you
"does he eat?"....they dont mean food my sister.
How many times should I tell u this馃檮馃檮
Any time you leave a conversation ask yourself what you鈥檝e learned. If the answer is nothing, you just learned that you talk too much.
  • @SethOlale
  • President Uhuru's (and His Deputy) Addiction to Loans!
    @iGaddo
  • Atleast I lasted longer 馃ぃ!! This jokes really write themselves
    @Femi_One
  • hii twitter inaeza ushuku tu mtu wako bure tu 馃槨
    @Osama_otero
  • Dedan Kimathi and his brother Wambararia in 1953. This photo was left outside a British military camp in Muranga.
    @historykenya101
  • Friends. My best friend is fighting 4 his life & we need ur help. Have u or anyone you know recovered from covid in the last month, blood group A-/O- and r willing to donate plasma? Please dm me ur number 馃檹馃従 Ur help would be appreciated beyond words 鉂わ笍#Plasma4RevJosiahKirisuah鉂わ笍
    @Silayio_Silayio
  • "Kwani uko Naivasha? I feel like there's a Great Rift between us"
    @_CrazyNairobian
  • PLO Lumumba's take on the search for the next Chief Justice
    @ntvkenya
  • Twitter please help me make sales my business is struggling I am delivering chicken biriani (ksh.300) to CBD tomorrow and viazi karai(5bob per piece min order for ksh.200) Delivery is ksh.120 only . Please order on WhatsApp 0757924454 Plz rt widely
    @mama_hawi
  • Teacher walks 322km to deliver KCSE papers bit.ly/2PQp0xT
    @NationAfrica
  • Addicted To Loans! In Your @StandardKenya
    @iGaddo
  • MTRH Multi-Disciplinary Team Successfully Removes cystic growth from Beatrice Makokha A Multi-Disciplinary Team at Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital (MTRH) has successfully removed a huge cystic growth on the right side of the face; covering eye, (1/)
    @MTRHofficial
  • "I'm very emotional and annoyed. I did a job worth 980k for Kisumu county. I supplied chairs and tables in the 2019-2020 financial year. I incurred expenses of KES 630K expenses before adding VAT. I have travelled to Kisumu more than 10 times without getting paid." - @_Abdiwahab
    @bonifacemwangi
  • Me receiving my salary after already owing 75% of it:
    @tweetsbylance
  • bandits.. weeee
    @Gicherengo
  • Me describing my day and no one believes how it was.
    @Brianmbunde
  • Absolutely nobody Cooked Omena on the plate :
    @AllanNyash
  • DCI 馃槑馃槒
    @MutemiWaKiama
  • Advertisement for vacant positions (Civilian Staff) at the Ministry of Defence bit.ly/32gyEfr
    @kdfinfo
  • Today I visited @Osama_otero at his base , Imenti House stall 2. I took my laptop to be fixed. I highly recommend future customers. 馃拤馃拤馃拤馃拤馃拤
    @AsamoFoodCourt
  • Uchungu iko hapo kwa "nice...have fun hun"
    @_CrazyNairobian
  • Kuna watu watashtuka mpaka roho zisimame. Mimi si mchawi wala si mnabii. Walakin
    @honkabogo
  • Suppose the Government instead of disarming them, they all get recruited into the Army or Kenya Police?
    @ItsMutai
  • I鈥檓 so happy to have done my first ever cover in Asia !!! With luxury magazine: Xpedition 鈾ワ笍
    @ElsaAngel19
  • The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau(HNIB) can reveal that as @RailaOdinga was hosting Kenyatta and the preferred heir to State House Hon. Moi, a plan was being hatched at Wispers Avenue, Gigiri, by Deep State and the System. It is so DECLASSIFIED!
    @OleItumbi