7 day tweet volume :
Item. 2013. 2017. 2021

1. Milk. Ksh. 40. 70/- 110/-

2. Sugar 85. 150/- 220/-

3. Unga. 80. 98 115

4. National Debt. 1Trillion. 4Trn. 7.6 Trn

5. Scandals 1.5B. 200B. Unimaginable

When your husband is sick and the elders ask you
"does he eat?"....they dont mean food my sister.
How many times should I tell u this馃檮馃檮
Any time you leave a conversation ask yourself what you鈥檝e learned. If the answer is nothing, you just learned that you talk too much.
  • @SethOlale
  • President Uhuru's (and His Deputy) Addiction to Loans!
  • Atleast I lasted longer 馃ぃ!! This jokes really write themselves
  • hii twitter inaeza ushuku tu mtu wako bure tu 馃槨
  • Dedan Kimathi and his brother Wambararia in 1953. This photo was left outside a British military camp in Muranga.
  • Friends. My best friend is fighting 4 his life & we need ur help. Have u or anyone you know recovered from covid in the last month, blood group A-/O- and r willing to donate plasma? Please dm me ur number 馃檹馃従 Ur help would be appreciated beyond words 鉂わ笍#Plasma4RevJosiahKirisuah鉂わ笍
  • "Kwani uko Naivasha? I feel like there's a Great Rift between us"
  • PLO Lumumba's take on the search for the next Chief Justice
  • Twitter please help me make sales my business is struggling I am delivering chicken biriani (ksh.300) to CBD tomorrow and viazi karai(5bob per piece min order for ksh.200) Delivery is ksh.120 only . Please order on WhatsApp 0757924454 Plz rt widely
  • Teacher walks 322km to deliver KCSE papers bit.ly/2PQp0xT
  • Addicted To Loans! In Your @StandardKenya
  • MTRH Multi-Disciplinary Team Successfully Removes cystic growth from Beatrice Makokha A Multi-Disciplinary Team at Moi Teaching and Referral Hospital (MTRH) has successfully removed a huge cystic growth on the right side of the face; covering eye, (1/)
  • "I'm very emotional and annoyed. I did a job worth 980k for Kisumu county. I supplied chairs and tables in the 2019-2020 financial year. I incurred expenses of KES 630K expenses before adding VAT. I have travelled to Kisumu more than 10 times without getting paid." - @_Abdiwahab
  • Me receiving my salary after already owing 75% of it:
  • bandits.. weeee
  • Me describing my day and no one believes how it was.
  • Absolutely nobody Cooked Omena on the plate :
  • DCI 馃槑馃槒
  • Advertisement for vacant positions (Civilian Staff) at the Ministry of Defence bit.ly/32gyEfr
  • Today I visited @Osama_otero at his base , Imenti House stall 2. I took my laptop to be fixed. I highly recommend future customers. 馃拤馃拤馃拤馃拤馃拤
  • Uchungu iko hapo kwa "nice...have fun hun"
  • Kuna watu watashtuka mpaka roho zisimame. Mimi si mchawi wala si mnabii. Walakin
  • Suppose the Government instead of disarming them, they all get recruited into the Army or Kenya Police?
  • I鈥檓 so happy to have done my first ever cover in Asia !!! With luxury magazine: Xpedition 鈾ワ笍
  • The Hustler Nation Intelligence Bureau(HNIB) can reveal that as @RailaOdinga was hosting Kenyatta and the preferred heir to State House Hon. Moi, a plan was being hatched at Wispers Avenue, Gigiri, by Deep State and the System. It is so DECLASSIFIED!