7 day tweet volume :
When dreams come true.. 😂 pic.twitter.com/wtlckazjKH
Three stages of career development are: I want to be in the meeting, I want to run the meeting, I want to avoid meetings.
Mother: This is the last time I show you how to go down..

Son: pic.twitter.com/KJFaqJXq8M
  • When dreams come true.. 😂
    @buitengebieden
  • May 18, 1905
    @xkcd
  • Mother: This is the last time I show you how to go down.. Son:
    @buitengebieden
  • Labour Govt aren't perfect but this is an example of the daily free lunches they're providing to low decile schools, this may be only meal some kids eat in a day. Employs 5 FT staff. We are so grateful for this service, I hope NAT (if elected) continue to support school lunches
    @SteveHale_Tok
  • This is an eye opener
    @Valhalla51
  • there’s someone out there for everyone
    @muddaub
  • SO BASICALLY YOUR GRANDDAD DIES AND LEAVES YOU HIS FARM AND ITS ALL OVERGROWN AND SHIT AND YOU HAVE TO TURN IT INTO A PROFITABLE THING, BUT YOU ALSO GET TO MEET ALL THE PEOPLE IN TOWN AND GO ON DATES WITH THEM AND MARRY THEM, ALSO THERE ARE MONSTERS AND STUFF YOU HAVE TO FIGHT
    @sleepydisease
  • The 1956 Master Transport Plan is the reason Auckland is so full of traffic. This plan cancelled the planned rail network to spend all the money on motorways, demo inner city homes for interchanges, and sprawl into the countryside. And it was all based on a lie! (1/3)
    @Nicolas_Reid
  • Major #LongCovid paper out today with 2 findings: 1) Mental health conditions after COVID returned to normal over time 2) Cognitive & neurological impacts did not. Risk of cognitive impairment, strokes, dementia, seizures persisted for at least 2 years thelancet.com/journals/lanps…
    @ahandvanish
  • update
    @JimMFelton
  • [STATION : NCT LAB] JAEHYUN 재현 'Forever Only' MV youtu.be/WOuGFam9Lg8 #재현 #JAEHYUN #ForeverOnly #NCT #NCT127 #NCTLAB
    @NCTsmtown
  • NCT 127 엔시티 127 ‘질주 (2 Baddies)’ : Gear Up 〖질주 (2 Baddies) - The 4th Album〗 ➫ 2022.09.16 (KST) #NCT127 #질주 #NCT127_질주 #NCT127_질주_2Baddies
    @NCTsmtown_127
  • Isaac Newton discovering Pink Floyd (1660)
    @NoContextBrits
  • Truly hellish scene in Atawhai, shared by someone on FB just now.
    @naomiarnold
  • I'm amazed they're really laying out the housing crisis on TV
    @JoshuaPotash
  • 🚨 HAMILTON 🚨 Conspiracy candidate Rudi Du Plooy is running for West Ward. Du Plooy: - spreads apartheid propaganda - shares Infowars conspiracy content - shares disinformation group Voices For Freedom events SOLUTION: 1. Vote! 2. Tell your mates
    @DudleyBenson
  • NCT 127 ‘질주 (2 Baddies)’ 〖질주 (2 Baddies) - The 4th Album〗 ➫ 2022.09.16 (KST) #NCT127 #질주 #NCT127_질주 #NCT127_질주_2Baddies
    @NCTsmtown_127
  • This is Mark Field MP. Forced to resign from Parliament after being filmed trying to strangle a woman at a public event. Whilst an MP he was having an affair with another married MP... she was called Liz Truss. Nice people these Tories
    @_save_ukraine_
  • This rain is mind bending. Apparently the water level of the Pelorus River (between Nelson + Blenheim) is nearly at the bottom of Pelorus Bridge. There is usually a 16m drop from the bridge to the normal water level. People have bungy jumped off this bridge! That’s wild rainfall
    @davidstraight_
  • 99% of movies don't have a better ending than this 😂
    @JomboyMedia
  • Since posing as a medical student more than a decade ago, alleged imposter doctor Yuvaraj Krishnan appears to have spun a web of lies spanning multiple continents. By @hellohannahm and I. stuff.co.nz/national/crime…
    @blairensor
  • ON LIZ CHENEY GETTIN WHOOPED AND THE GOP
    @traecrowder
  • Don’t worry if your A level results are disappointing. I got a C and 2 Us and I’m currently holidaying on this boat.
    @JeremyClarkson
  • In 1.28 million people, up to 2 years after Covid, w/ matched controls: "The persisting increased risk of post-COVID cognitive deficit, dementia, psychotic disorders, and epilepsy or seizures" and "similar during the delta and omicron waves" #LongCovid thelancet.com/journals/lanps…
    @EricTopol
  • Recycled cardboard bread clips. How did we not start using these decades ago?
    @heff_andrew
  • okay so researchers say they have proof it was some bizarrely timed avalanche, but like no traces of an avalanche was found by rescuers right? plus, how does that explain the really traumatic injuries? or the fact that two of them were found barefoot in only their underwear?
    @BrandyLJensen
  • STREAMING ONLY CREATES THE ILLUSION OF INFINITE CHOICE, IN FACT OUR ACCESS TO FILMS HASN’T BEEN THIS TENUOUS SINCE THE PRE-HOME VIDEO ERA. THE AVERAGE BLOCKBUSTER CARRIED ABOUT 3X AS MANY FILMS AS ARE CURRENTLY STREAMING ON NETFLIX, PHYSICAL MEDIA IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EV-
    @thathagengrrl
  • Let's rock 'n' roll, Mr. Garland! 👮🏻‍♀️🎶 #LockHimUpYesterday #NewVideo
    @RandyRainbow
  • @Makesmysoulhapy
  • Guys I don’t think he’s going quietly.
    @Jasonwalls92
  • Trillionaire Thugs @TThugsNFT 🏆🏆✅✅ discord.gg/trillionaireth… 🔗 #TTHUGSarmy #TThugs #NFTCommunity #NFTCollection #cryptocurrency #ETH #BTC  #BITCOIN  #WEB3 #DEFI #BLOCKCHAIN #Cryptos #NFT #NFTs #nftarti̇st ⚡️
    @SamuelRunnacles