Even Peter denied Jesus, thank you for the shout out!
The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to a new Twitter handle known as “@policeNGfaux.” Be it known to the public that the handle does not emanate from the Nigeria Police Force. pic.twitter.com/czvGQG70wV
American Police: Reid technique?
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AMP: Good Cop, Bad Cop?
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AMP: Maximisation & Minimisation?
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AMP: So what interrogation technique do you use?
NPF: Just Hot Pressing Iron
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AMP: Mr. Big?
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AMP: Good Cop, Bad Cop?
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AMP: Maximisation & Minimisation?
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AMP: So what interrogation technique do you use?
NPF: Just Hot Pressing Iron
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Good people of Twitter, I need your attention please. I was walking to my hostel this morning when I saw this woman around Doctor's quarters, UBTH. She was sorting through the trash below and from her uniform I guessed she was one of the environmental staff, I was right.@datshortgal![]()
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Let me bring this back to the timeline 😂😂😂😂 Where are the Engineering students on twitter ? 🤪🤪🤪 Tag them 🤣🤣🤣@DharBluee
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The TL blessed so I had to sneeze it. Posting love in case you don’t believe in four times at first sight 😍 Anyway, #OAUSMH was truly grand. Here are some of my fave JPEGs from the event@Alex_Houseof308![]()
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My album is out, I will have more give aways later today, Go and listen #WOMANOFSTEEL ⭐⭐⭐ 💋❤ Please DOWNLOAD , SHARE AND LISTEN 💋💋 Link in bio #WOSALBUM🔥 #yemialade@yemialadee
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A friend said, “not a lot is being done about the PH serial killer because he/she is killing women only. If they kill a man, the government and security forces will begin acting.” I was skeptical about that thought, but with tweets like this, I now see reason.@Chydee![]()
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Hello Twitter Fam, I've noticed what you've done for others, now it's my turn! Please when you see this tweet on the Timeline, kindly RT for me! Please help me get the 50K in 24hours. Y'all help a brother out get a new iPhone from @FavvyEvy@BASHIRJNR![]()
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Give us Diane Give us Diane Give us Diane.... Now u have Diane....oya evict her on sunday...if she doesn't leave on Sunday...den its till the 99th day..deal with it 😛😛 Child of Grace...God gave dem Diane wen the eviction was FAKE 😂😂😂😂😂 #GirlLikeDiane #BBNaija@dee_toria1226![]()
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Call me when you see this.@iwilsonnonny![]()
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Funniest video you’ll see today 😂😂😂😂@_valkiing -
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I don’t think there’s any footballer who plays football with joy and he brings the same joy to anyone who watches him like Ronaldinho@Real_jaeflex -
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If you are a lover of Makosa beat/song, you will love this. Awilo came to mind first. 😍😍😍@iam_damayor -
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Work in silence Happy to announce @juniortaurus #SettleDown f.t @KaylowOfficial sonymusicafrica.lnk.to/JTsdk@danielmarven![]()
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Tbh! Twitter would have been so boring without Nigerians 🤣🤣🤣@waxzyy_![]()
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Nigeria
Followers: 16,126, Following: 198
Joined 2012-07-16
Official PARODY Twitter account of The Nigerian Police Force/This account DOES NOT REPRESENT THE VIEWS of NPF/Report cases to @PoliceNG /Crime News 24/7
Even Peter denied Jesus, thank you for the shout out!
The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to a new Twitter handle known as “@policeNGfaux.” Be it known to the public that the handle does not emanate from the Nigeria Police Force. pic.twitter.com/czvGQG70wV
American Police: Reid technique?
NPF: ...........
AMP: Mr. Big?
NPF: ........
AMP: Good Cop, Bad Cop?
NPF:.....
AMP: Maximisation & Minimisation?
NPF: ..........
AMP: So what interrogation technique do you use?
NPF: Just Hot Pressing Iron
NPF: ...........
AMP: Mr. Big?
NPF: ........
AMP: Good Cop, Bad Cop?
NPF:.....
AMP: Maximisation & Minimisation?
NPF: ..........
AMP: So what interrogation technique do you use?
NPF: Just Hot Pressing Iron
Which football club is that?
I put my money on it that more than 30% of the Nigerian police force don't know the meaning of "Forensics". 🤔
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The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to a new Twitter handle known as “@policeNGfaux.” Be it known to the public that the handle does not emanate from the Nigeria Police Force.@PoliceNG
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NIGERIA
Followers: 949,582, Following: 120
Joined 2012-01-21
Official Twitter account of The Nigeria Police Force | Crime News @PoliceNG_News | 24/7 #CustomerService @PoliceNG_CRU
#Fact is that @PoliceNG advance party of @kfayemi wife @bisiafayemi did #ShootToKill to clear road for her tour
She can @PRNewswire it anyway she likes dictatorially, she can get away with vicarious #murder but her name is forever synonymous with #FuoyeKillings
#JusticeForFuoye pic.twitter.com/lvm7pv2g0t
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She can @PRNewswire it anyway she likes dictatorially, she can get away with vicarious #murder but her name is forever synonymous with #FuoyeKillings
#JusticeForFuoye pic.twitter.com/lvm7pv2g0t
The facts about the case is that HE Erelu Bisi Fayemi didn't order the shooting and the CTU police was not in the convoy of HE...
to the @PoliceNG or authorised investigation units. That would be an advantage when tracking or narrowing criminal suspects identity. But that is not the case now as those means are not available now, How do you catch a psychopath ? You unravel Its mind, see with its eyes.
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#Fact is that @PoliceNG advance party of @kfayemi wife @bisiafayemi did #ShootToKill to clear road for her tour She can @PRNewswire it anyway she likes dictatorially, she can get away with vicarious #murder but her name is forever synonymous with #FuoyeKillings #JusticeForFuoye twitter.com/OluIkusemori/s…@Jani4Tijani -
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Four Arrested Over Alleged Murder Of Woman, Daughter And Grandson | Sahara Reporters They were killed last Thursday at their home in Iguadolor Community under Ovia North East Local Government Area of Edo State. @PoliceNG READ MORE: bit.ly/30mCJvh@SaharaReporters
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The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to a new Twitter handle known as “@policeNGfaux.” Be it known to the public that the handle does not emanate from the Nigeria Police Force.@PoliceNG
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Good evening. This tweet is just to let you know that the NG police on twitter is busy investigating a parody account and wants to deal with the handler. But has said nothing concerning the women who have died in PH at the hand of a serial killer. Beautiful country.
They’re bigger issues going on in the country like the #Fuoyekillings and the #phcserialkiller and you’re bothered about a parody account??? Who did we offend in this country?
The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to a new Twitter handle known as “@policeNGfaux.” Be it known to the public that the handle does not emanate from the Nigeria Police Force. pic.twitter.com/czvGQG70wV
Your attention has been drawn to a parody account but not to what’s happening in Port Harcourt ?
The attention of the Nigeria Police Force has been drawn to a new Twitter handle known as “@policeNGfaux.” Be it known to the public that the handle does not emanate from the Nigeria Police Force. pic.twitter.com/czvGQG70wV
Arrest the Serial Killer in Port Harcourt or catch Kidnappers, you cant but you want to catch a parody account for making jokes. Y'all comedians
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Abuja , Ibadan.
Followers: 119,805, Following: 3,595
Joined 2015-06-23
Bants , A former writer, Secure the Bag Enthusiast , A Bio can’t explain me. Humanity is my religion ❤️ Email:Biisi9696@gmail.com
Good evening. This tweet is just to let you know that the NG police on twitter is busy investigating a parody account and wants to deal with the handler. But has said nothing concerning the women who have died in PH at the hand of a serial killer. Beautiful country.
God will not allow us date ppl who will disgrace us outside 😭😭😭😭.
If I mess inside this bus now, everybody will go and meet their maker.
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