They don't teach the "if you're bad at criming, you can't be guilty" exception where I went to law school.
if you're looking to date someone who's been single for a while, be patient. they’re probably used to being independent and holding their own so don’t take it personal if sometimes they want some space
pornhub rlly out here savin the bees one wank at a time pic.twitter.com/PpTnMX7b8V
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pornhub rlly out here savin the bees one wank at a time@babyscrambles
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This morning, @HouseJudiciary has issued a subpoena to the Department of Justice for the full the Mueller report and the underlying materials. DOJ is required to comply with that subpoena by May 1.@RepJerryNadler
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If you could pair up #timetravel with any other #superpower what would that power be? Comment with your favorite gif or #meme. #superheroes #scifi #sciencefiction #marvel@realroyhuff![]()
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@realDonaldTrump
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Okay c’mon #BlackTwitter , this needs to be seen period! These are MINORS, they going to school to get literally beat up by the police? Oh nah 🙅🏽♀️ #BlackTwitter Tag the right people so this could be seen cause this is truly SICK. I am disgusted.@LeProsperity
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Kizuna AI X Azur Lane Collaboration Event will start at last on 4/26 & here’s the collab PV! To commemorate this collab, give us a Follow & RT! We will pick 5 winners for a gift pack giveaway! Giveaway period: 4/19-4/26 HD Version: youtu.be/QH7SWNQ_RnQ #AzurLane #KizunaAI@AzurLane_EN
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3 YEARS HAVE BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS MOMENT RIGHT HERE. IM CRYIN.... CUZ I LOVE YOU. ALBUM OUT. NOW. lizzo.lnk.to/CuzILoveYou@lizzo
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With some creative use of the stage builder, you can pet the dog in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate@CanYouPetTheDog -
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AUDIO: "I’m still the President’s wingman, so I’m there with my boy." Attorney General Eric Holder. (April 2013) Has Attorney General William Barr ever referred to himself as @POTUS @realDonaldTrump's "wingman" or "my boy" 🤔 #ProgressivePrivilege #MuellerReport #BarrReport@IWV
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14 years ago, we witnessed one of the greatest basketball games EVER 🏀@SportsCenter
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Aloha! Have you seen our awesome partnership with PE/Athletics? 6 Sunscreen Stations around campus (for teachers and students) and look at our amazing PE department modeling Sun Safety hats! #PunPLC @PunahouSchool @GoPuns @paani_o_punahou@ncool808![]()
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Recent reports have came out that Howard University Students feel disrespected by residents using the yard as a dog park 🐕 but this resident thinks the campus should be moved 😮😡@AngieAngeAM -
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Thank you to Yale and my fellow secretaries of state—@Madeleine, @CondoleezzaRice, and @JohnKerry—for yesterday's conversation about America's place in the world. We face enormous challenges and it’s always an honor to talk with dedicated diplomats determined to solve them.@HillaryClinton
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TWITTER⁉️ Where the HELL are you❓ ✅This death threat against @realDonaldTrump COMPLETELY VIOLATES TWITTER RULES😡 ✅@rdbozz99 needs to be SUSPENDED as he is VIOLATING TWITTER RULES😡 ✅Oh I FORGOT...#Libtards DO NOT have to FOLLOW TWITTER RULES😡 #DOUBLESTANDARDS #JackAss@loves_nra![]()
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This is Faa Sai, a rescue elephant. She was naughty and broke a sprinkler. Now she is the happiest elephant in the world .🐘♥️@BRAVEANIMAL -
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Are you in need of a Signature logo design? Please Order here ==>>>>bit.ly/2D1jhvb #signature #photography #fashion #jewelry@Fontmaster11![]()
AUDIO: "I’m still the President’s wingman, so I’m there with my boy." Attorney General Eric Holder. (April 2013)
Has Attorney General William Barr ever referred to himself as @POTUS @realDonaldTrump's "wingman" or "my boy" 🤔
#ProgressivePrivilege #MuellerReport #BarrReport pic.twitter.com/SJOCMdQ11s
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Has Attorney General William Barr ever referred to himself as @POTUS @realDonaldTrump's "wingman" or "my boy" 🤔
#ProgressivePrivilege #MuellerReport #BarrReport pic.twitter.com/SJOCMdQ11s
This year’s White House Correspondent’s Dinner should consist of every single one of these liberal media hacks coming up and apologizing to their viewers, the country, and @realDonaldTrump for their dishonest witch hunt! #MuellerReport
#HANNITY: We will have wall-to-wall coverage of the #MuellerReport release fallout! Guests: @JaySekulow, @PressSec, @DevinNunes, @GreggJarrett, @SaraCarterDC, Ken Starr & @MarkLevinShow! Tune in tonight at 9PM ET!
And anyone supporting Dump and Bernie, are also Russian assets. #MuellerReport proves it. They are doing what Putin wants them to do.
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AUDIO: "I’m still the President’s wingman, so I’m there with my boy." Attorney General Eric Holder. (April 2013) Has Attorney General William Barr ever referred to himself as @POTUS @realDonaldTrump's "wingman" or "my boy" 🤔 #ProgressivePrivilege #MuellerReport #BarrReport@IWV
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Hope Hicks' name pops up frequently in the 448-page #MuellerReport. Here are the highlights: thr.cm/T2iL7C@THR
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President @realDonaldTrump was doing everything possible to try and wind up the investigation legitimately so he could be the leader of the free world. Nothing wrong or criminal about that! #MuellerReport #NoCollusionNoObstruction@RepMattGaetz
