7 day tweet volume :
Ted Cruz voted to pass a $740,000,000,000 military budget two weeks ago. That's $2 billion a day, every day.
Why be so cheap? Give everyone $1 million a day, every day, forever. And three soy lattes a day. And a foot massage.

We have a magic money tree — we should use it!
Isn't it weird how a coronavirus death rate of 1% is plenty low to OPEN EVERYTHING, but meanwhile voter fraud incidence of 0.000001% means END VOTE BY MAIL
Just cause I address it doesn’t mean I’m tryna argue. I’m communicating
This is an UNCLENCH YOUR JAW checkpoint
  • Not sure who to thank for this, but it’s brilliant. Volume up.
    @markaduck
  • @realDonaldTrump
  • Santa Clarita, California: Three black teenagers were being attacked by a homeless man and witnesseses called for help. When police arrived they pointed their guns, and arrested the kids who needed their help. Terrifying them. On brand. Exhausting...
    @RexChapman
  • Well.
    @ProjectLincoln
  • RIP SUITMAN twitter.com/awfulannouncin…
    @stoolpresidente
  • The President says the “1917 pandemic” ended the Second World War
    @Acyn
  • Just watch it. All in his own words...
    @RealJamesWoods
  • Purchased a stock for $1.05 and just sold it for $1.15
    @LowLifeZoe
  • I look GOOD good, bitch I’m FINE fine 💋
    @mulatto
  • “I got the Rona Marty!” twitter.com/tmz/status/129…
    @altaredvision
  • Can’t say I’m surprised that Ben Shapiro thinks a woman getting wet means something went wrong
    @kenklippenstein
  • Utilizing updated CDC guidance, NKC Schools has established clear expectations for behavior that mitigate risk of COVID-19. All students, families & staff will adhere to the outlined procedures. Communication will be transparent & in accordance with health department guidance.
    @NKCSchools