7 day tweet volume :
My therapist taught me this trick.

When you feel anxious that someone is mad at you, doesn’t like you or that things are worse than they actually are, ask yourself:

“Who told you that?”
Typically you won’t have an answer & you’ll learn that it’s all in your head.

Pass it on.
probably red velvet with the way july is going.
nice try fed
Covering up the camera could damage your laptop: Apple trib.al/CBqnPvq pic.twitter.com/ANKk1prxzg
33 Florida labs were just busted cooking the books.. reporting 98% positivity rather than 9.8!!!
  • Kenny Stills is facing a felony charge after being arrested during a protest for Breonna Taylor, per @LucasAulbach. The WR and over 100 others marched to Kentucky AG Daniel Cameron’s home to call for justice against the officers who killed Taylor. bit.ly/2Zt0Ife
  • Just delivered Grubhub to this customer, and now I see why Coronavirus is kicking our ass
  • Five years for medical marijuana with expired card vs 6 months for three sexual felonies
  • my greatest collab ever.
  • ❗️NEW: Oklahoma reports a record-breaking 1,075 new coronavirus cases, the highest single-day total and the first daily report over 1,000.
  • Nearly 1,000 new COVID cases in Oklahoma today. Once again, WHERE’S JIM? His friends in DC demand our kids & teachers go back to school with NO plan to keep them safe. He’s silent. I’ll be wearing a mask for my dad and all the families back here at home waiting for answers. -AB
  • This is how you defeat a Karen
  • When you figure out that the elderly primarily vote Republican...
  • My son came and got me, saying there was a serious leak under the kitchen sink.
  • Had to call my vet cause my puppy was throwing up blood
  • JUST IN: Oklahoma Gov. Kevin Stitt announces he has tested positive for COVID-19. Story soon.
  • ❗️NEW: Oklahoma reports a record-breaking 993 new coronavirus cases, the first daily report ever over 900. The 7-day average of new cases hits another record high.
  • Females trip once and wear these rest of the school year