7 day tweet volume :
  • In the summer of 1985, the adventure continues...
  • How tenured professors come to class after getting shitty student evaluations
  • Hey @Marvel, we heard about Tony Stark. As we know, the first thing you should do is listen in mission control for “@Avengers, we have a problem.” But if he can’t communicate, then we recommend ground teams use all resources to scan the skies for your missing man
  • me in the mirror when I’m morning skinny
  • when your friend says they called the Uber and you have 4 min to get the drunkest you’ve ever been
  • this is what i mean when i type “hehehe”
  • Just a reminder that your favorite breakfast food enjoys gentle baths.
  • remember when this guy had the most lit day ever
  • Kenny Thomas's 1-Year-old son was born with down syndrome and a blood disorder. He was also diagnosed with Leukemia earlier this year. He dances for his son to cheer him up during treatments. My heart 😭❤️
  • 해쟈니는 태국이 너무 즐거웠어요~~ 🤗 #NCT
  • My drunk ass laying in bed
  • Fifty years ago today, Doug Engelbart of @SRI_Intl performed the "Mother of All Demos" — the world debut of personal and interactive computing. stanford.io/2Ei0IoQ
  • “andy’s coming!” woody & buzz:
  • Believe in this brotherhood. This one's for you, Tony.
  • We had to run at the end because my mom always yells at me for@putting her on the pole lol 😂😭 #johhnyjohhny
  • Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory is on so I drew Charlie Bucket. A few years ago in an interview Roald Dahl’s wife Felicity said that he once imagined Charlie as a little black boy, so here’s my version. 🍫✨
  • Hello 32 😜#happybirthdaytome #saintinfinatelove
  • Disappointed, but not surprised. Twitter, do your thing @Columbia @CC_Columbia #ColumbiaWhiteExcellence
  • #Enigma #GagaVegas
  • I shouldn’t be laughing at this but he really just smacked buddy in the face lmao
  • Wait, you told him what Sis 😩 Cardi B performs ‘Motorsport’
  • Sneak Level: over 9000.
  • Y’all are being mean you haven’t seen the real full video...