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Me: 鈥淎 twenty minute power nap sounds nice鈥

Me: 3 hours later all sweaty
 
*turns the bus lights on*
Coach: We are 15 minutes away start calling/texting your parents.
Me:
 
when you drunk as hell and try to go take a break from the turn up and everybody come find you 馃槱馃槱馃槱
 
Quand tu fait une sieste l鈥檃pr猫s midis et que tu te r茅veille 脿 20h
 
When you hear "let's roll anotha blunt" but you tryna figure out if you still alive
 
when you鈥檙e sleeping and your mom turns the light on:
 
Y鈥檃ll keep saying 鈥渃aption this video鈥 meanwhile I鈥檓 tryna figure out that the hell this is 馃槀馃う馃従鈥嶁檧锔
 
Nah I鈥檝e seen this before this lord Voldemort
 
 
me: this edible is so weak

me 20 minutes later:
 
*Door busts open, light turns on, Blanket yanked off of me*

Mom: 鈥渢his the last time I鈥檓 gonna tell you , get your ass up and go to school. And you better not be late鈥

Me:
 
College students during finals week
 
Is this the prop they used in deathly hallows pt 2?????
 
mama : get your ass up, how your ass missed the bus this morning ?
 
Artists: I WILL finish this piece at a decent hour and not pull an all nighter again

4am:
 
Eu qnd acordo todos os dias e ainda tou meia 脿 toa
 
*turns bus lights on*
鈥淏oys are in the gym and girls are in the cafeteria let鈥檚 go鈥
Me:
 
meus in 2016: omg f(x) gonna comeback this year!!

meus in 2017: omg f(x) gonna comeback this year!!

meus in 2018: omg f(x) gonna comeback this year!!

meus in 2019: omg f(x)-
 
Me: 鈥淚鈥檓 getting a 4.0 this semester, I鈥檓 going to be dedicated, persistent, I鈥檓 going to study, and I鈥檓 going to start papers on time.鈥

Me, at the end of the semester after barely getting my C鈥檚 to C+鈥檚:
 
Waiting for them to come back with a towel
 
 
After that 8th nut within 5 minutes
 
*Hodges Library at Night

Me: I just need a room to study in.
*Opens study room
Student studying for finals:
 
When you wake up from your 20 minute nap 4 hours later sweaty and disoriented
 
Me: *quickly slides gameboy under pillow*

Me: as soon as my parents walk in to make sure I'm asleep:
 
Coach Melton waking up after the midland lee game
 
Wtf is this? I鈥檓 literally concerned. 馃殦
 
waking up from a dab nap be like
 
when ur mum barges in with the hoover and whips the curtains open after a heavy one
 
 
Her: I鈥檒l suck the soul out ya don鈥檛 play boy

Me: Nah

Her: Bet

*Me 5 mins in*
 
How I鈥檓 gonna wake up everyday en el rancho 馃ゴ
 
鈥淲inter break is about to be so lit. I鈥檓 gonna hang out with my homies and go out every night鈥

*7th day into winter break of just sleeping and being a sloth and someone tries to get you of out bed*:
 
鈥淚 missed my bus can you take me to school?鈥

Me the oldest sibling:
 
my depression after I hit it with a good therapy session
 
 
*bus lights come on*

鈥淪tart calling parents, we鈥檙e 15 minutes away from the school. Make sure the freshman are awake. If we have to wait you鈥檙e all running.鈥

-@ashleypg07 @ElishaKentner
 
The morning after Celtic win a trophy
 
Thought this was cara delevingne for a hot sec
 
*Waking up with a hangover with no water in sight*
 
When my mom comes into my room just to stare at me & remind me how much of a lazy piece of shit I am
 
Wanneer ge wakker wordt en nog dronken bent 馃嵑馃槦
 
 
when u high as fuck and the blunt abt to hit you in rotation .
 
when the maintenance staff at the library tap on your shoulder bc it鈥檚 5:07 am and you鈥檝e been knocked out for 45 mins
 
VCSU students waking up on Saturday morning after naughty week
 
Quand tu te r茅veil et que tu v茅rifie si t鈥檈s pas mort
 
This was @noe_cee Sunday morning 馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
Wanneer ik twee dagen op dieet ben en mijn dramatic ass honger heeft
 
 
Dis was me in the hotel room Halloween weekend @Dougiefresco_ 馃拃馃拃
 
Craig waking up after a night out
 
 
Why we still don鈥檛 know what this is?
 
this is how hard them after school naps hit
 
When you take a shower to waste time, and when you get out they still haven鈥檛 texted you back.
 
after my mom tries waking me up 37 times from my depression naps and i hear her coming up the stairs to try again
 
Adzuh waiting for his GB cheque
 
The day after the rave
 
imagens fortes do @daniel_lopes07 dps da love sessions
 
Me waking up in someone鈥檚 crib after a night of drinking tryna figure out wtf happened last night 馃槀
 
鈥渢urn dat ass over鈥
 
Me after nutting 5 minutes into our sesh, and she asks me if I鈥檓 ready for round two.
 
me waking up in my tent on festival mornings
 
When you wake up with the lights still on and your laptop and books still opened from studying
 
Yo cada vez que suena la alarma
 
How cutting weight feels when you down to the last 2 lbs
 
Cuando est谩s bien crudo y t煤 mam谩 te prende la luz del cuarto:
 
Quand t鈥檈s r茅veill茅 le matin par ta m猫re qui passe l鈥檃spirateur pour aucune raison
 
鈥淔uck man those four lokos did me dirty鈥
 
Me drunk asf and then my mom comes in and turns on the light 馃ぃ
 
This is how @kiahsmithh looks at me when I go in her room to make sure she got to school and she hasn鈥檛 even gotten out of bed.
 
Me waking up on Saturday to 165 messages of everyone already drinking
 
Me at 3 AM when I hear my child start to cry
 
Men when they feel a slight hint of sickness.
 
when you stay wherever you partied last night and everyone wakes you up way too fucken early to go to breakfast
 
When you got fucked up and yo friends slap your ass while dead asleep
 
When you have a party at your house and your friends come into your room to say goodbye the morning after.
 
Y'all asking "what is this" got no culture
 
Me layin down on the couch after a fat dab
 
this brownie not even hitting

30 minutes later:
 
Me waking up on Christmas morning after Crimbo Eve bees has my absolute pants down
 
The prosthetic Voldemort used in the deathly hallows part 2 when Harry dies.
 
me when my mom turns on the lights when i鈥檓 sleeping...
 
Yep it鈥檚 Voldemort from Goblet of Fire
 
this is emmy when she wakes up in the morning lol
 
This was @malikaimcguire1 one morning before school
 
me trying to finish this semester
 
me after i take all my finals
 
Me waking up for school when I stayed up on Twitter all night instead of going to bed at a decent hour...
 
waking up drunk at 4:28 AM with no water
 
My friends: let me dab you out
Me:
 
Pray for my friend Andrew, ain鈥檛 nothing wrong with him he just look like this
 
鈥 what nigga I鈥檓 tryna sleep鈥
 
me: *uses antiperspirant deodorant with aluminum in it*

my blood stream:
 
This me after skipping every meal to smoke instead
 
When you wake sweating in the tent at a festival
 
鈥淲ait don鈥檛 I have class,hmmm fuck it鈥
 
me tryna recover after getting my guts rearranged
 
Cuando hay porro pero no agua
 
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