So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...

...and now we wait.

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People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. 馃し馃徎鈥嶁檪锔
I hear definite moving around from his room right above me. It's 10:39 and this poor girl hasn't had a chance pee this morning.
If this were my son I wouldn鈥檛 say anything all day (assuming he gets her out without being noticed) and at dinner I鈥檇 be like 鈥淚 hope your guest last night is on birth control 馃槉鈥
Your the step father of the year lol
Just put a ladder under his bedroom window. You鈥檒l be his hero.
FYI: the Vegas line has odds on your wife at 2 to 1.
Do we need to do a well check? Did the wife kill everyone?
Dude... be his wing-man, throw him some cover! Take the fam. for coffee???
2nd floor huh? That really ups the degree of difficulty. Keep us posted.
Wife Bashes open door. Finds them.. Sitting in front of TV quietly playing video games for 14 straight hours.
If you wanna laugh, PLEASE read this thread. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
Don't want to be a killjoy, but kind of puzzled by this. Either such "sleepovers" are okay by family rules or they aren't. If they aren't, you should be enforcing, not publicly disrespecting family rules. If they are, Mom has no right to lose her mind if they happen.
And then this whole thread all I thought "why is your wife cleaning alone?"
This is where my dad would have figured out who the girl was, and invited her parents over for breakfast.
i love this so much. please tell him we all said thanks for the saturday morning entertainment. *she does have cute shoes.
Man, I hope you guys make it as awkward as possible for them 馃ぃ
This is better than anything on Netflix today 馃槀
Surprise fire drill time!
This thread 馃槀馃槶
this was cute 馃槀馃槀馃槀
I walked in on my son..... twice in high school. It鈥檚 NOT a vision a mother ever wants to see...... 馃う鈥嶁檧锔
This is where I sit back with an evil smirk on my face and wait for the ensuing hilarity.
But when the wife finds out (they always do) then finds out you KNEW, that's the play by play I want to see.
This is so funny hahahha
This is the best use of @Twitter since @dog_feelings Keep the updates coming
This is the greatest thread of all time
s/o chill stepparents, just now discovering y鈥檃ll exist
I would just say 鈥渉ey there鈥檚 a chick upstairs with our son.鈥 and watch the avalanche
The ol walk of shame!!!
30 yrs ago Thanksgiving . I was your son
A+ thread and updates. This wouldn't have happened to me at that age because: 1) I had no game then. 2) My mom would have cock blocked me like Mutumbo before I could get a chick to my room.
I'm on the edge of my seat 猬囷笍猬囷笍猬囷笍
you want regret reading this thread just saying 馃槀
Walk of Shame possibly coming!
Y鈥檃ll go read this shit 馃槀 it鈥檚 gold
It's 6.35pm in the UK 馃槀馃槀
Omfg I'm at the edge of my seat
This fuckin thread 馃槀
Mini-drama in thread form.
You will have to keep us updated on that one 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
I tried that as a teen and got caught. Totally worth being grounded for a month.
I hope your wife doesn't read your tweets.....
Suspenseful thread. 馃槀
This is the content I look for on Twitter
Soooo? I read through all the comments to see what happened? Or is not that disastrous that it even put Twitter in hold!
this thread tho 馃憖馃槀
Hold on while I create a @girlwithstepson account. BRB.
This thread has me DYING!!!! 馃槀馃槀
Best thread of the day
Deadass coming to this thread for the updates LMAO
Oh God no, I've reached the end of the thread... More please..
On the edge of my seat 馃榾
Just had a thought. Maybe your wife knows and is waiting for you to say or do something .
Lol @ this thread
I bet Mom doesn't disappoint 馃槀
The treachery of it all
This whole thread.馃槀 I raised two sons myself so I'm familiar with this.
At this time of day he might be better saying "she just arrived half hour ago"
Quite possibly the best thread I鈥檝e read on Twitter lol
Read the whole thread! 馃槀
This is the funniest twitter series ever. Very very suspenseful.
Read the whole thread. I promise you鈥檒l laugh 馃槀
Best tread today! By far 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Better than any Netflix series
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