So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...

...and now we wait.
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People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. 馃し馃徎鈥嶁檪锔
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I hear definite moving around from his room right above me. It's 10:39 and this poor girl hasn't had a chance pee this morning.
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@DropsNoPanties If this were my son I wouldn鈥檛 say anything all day (assuming he gets her out without being noticed) and at dinner I鈥檇 be like 鈥淚 hope your guest last night is on birth control 馃槉鈥
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@DropsNoPanties @TheAlexNevil NO WOMAN FURIOUSLY CLEANS ANY BATHROOM UNLESS SHE'S ALREADY TICKED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING, and is working off some stress. SHE KNOWS.
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拾岬掆伩岬壥 刷岬夆伩岬栣祪鈦. 馃惏
@DropsNoPanties @SupernovaWicked Just put a ladder under his bedroom window. You鈥檒l be his hero.
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@DropsNoPanties Your the step father of the year lol
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@DropsNoPanties Just joined any updates
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@DropsNoPanties FYI: the Vegas line has odds on your wife at 2 to 1.
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@DropsNoPanties @OldGeewillakers Do we need to do a well check? Did the wife kill everyone?
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@DropsNoPanties @IDeclareClaire Dude... be his wing-man, throw him some cover! Take the fam. for coffee???
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@DropsNoPanties @kimbermahree 2nd floor huh? That really ups the degree of difficulty. Keep us posted.
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@DropsNoPanties Me, reading this thread like
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@DropsNoPanties @starrizborn The suspense is killin鈥 me 馃槅
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@DropsNoPanties I've never been this curious before 馃懟
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@DropsNoPanties Wife Bashes open door. Finds them..
Sitting in front of TV quietly playing video games for 14 straight hours.
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I am invested in this story
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If you wanna laugh, PLEASE read this thread. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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And then this whole thread all I thought "why is your wife cleaning alone?"
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This is where my dad would have figured out who the girl was, and invited her parents over for breakfast.
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@DropsNoPanties Don't want to be a killjoy, but kind of puzzled by this. Either such "sleepovers" are okay by family rules or they aren't. If they aren't, you should be enforcing, not publicly disrespecting family rules. If they are, Mom has no right to lose her mind if they happen.
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@DropsNoPanties Man, I hope you guys make it as awkward as possible for them 馃ぃ
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@DropsNoPanties i love this so much. please tell him we all said thanks for the saturday morning entertainment.
*she does have cute shoes.
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@DropsNoPanties This is better than anything on Netflix today 馃槀
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this was cute 馃槀馃槀馃槀
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@DropsNoPanties You gotta update us on this!!
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@DropsNoPanties @laxindie I walked in on my son..... twice in high school. It鈥檚 NOT a vision a mother ever wants to see...... 馃う鈥嶁檧锔
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This is so funny hahahha
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@DropsNoPanties This is where I sit back with an evil smirk on my face and wait for the ensuing hilarity.
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@DropsNoPanties But when the wife finds out (they always do) then finds out you KNEW, that's the play by play I want to see.
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Best show on right now
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@DropsNoPanties This is the best use of @Twitter since @dog_feelings Keep the updates coming
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This is the greatest thread of all time
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s/o chill stepparents, just now discovering y鈥檃ll exist
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@DropsNoPanties I would just say 鈥渉ey there鈥檚 a chick upstairs with our son.鈥 and watch the avalanche
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@DropsNoPanties 30 yrs ago Thanksgiving . I was your son
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@DropsNoPanties A+ thread and updates. This wouldn't have happened to me at that age because:

1) I had no game then.
2) My mom would have cock blocked me like Mutumbo before I could get a chick to my room.
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I'm on the edge of my seat 猬囷笍猬囷笍猬囷笍
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@DropsNoPanties Walk of Shame possibly coming!
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Joseph Patrick Klabunde the First
@DropsNoPanties I followed for this thread lol
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Y鈥檃ll go read this shit 馃槀 it鈥檚 gold
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you want regret reading this thread just saying 馃槀
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@DropsNoPanties This whole thread needs to be a movie
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@DropsNoPanties It's 6.35pm in the UK 馃槀馃槀
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@DropsNoPanties You could just help him out and take the wife for doughnuts 馃槀
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@DropsNoPanties You will have to keep us updated on that one 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
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@DropsNoPanties Omfg I'm at the edge of my seat
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馃挅馃挏馃挅Sweetbabiegirl馃憡馃槈馃挩馃挅馃挏馃挅 pisces
@DropsNoPanties I tried that as a teen and got caught. Totally worth being grounded for a month.
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Suspenseful thread. 馃槀
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This fuckin thread 馃槀
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Mini-drama in thread form.
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@DropsNoPanties This thread is amazing馃槀馃槀馃槀
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@DropsNoPanties I hope your wife doesn't read your tweets.....
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This is the content I look for on Twitter
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@DropsNoPanties Soooo? I read through all the comments to see what happened? Or is not that disastrous that it even put Twitter in hold!
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this thread tho 馃憖馃槀
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@DropsNoPanties Hold on while I create a @girlwithstepson account. BRB.
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This thread has me DYING!!!! 馃槀馃槀
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Best thread of the day
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Deadass coming to this thread for the updates LMAO
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@DropsNoPanties @chellemybell22 I bet Mom doesn't disappoint 馃槀
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@DropsNoPanties @DevilryFun Oh God no, I've reached the end of the thread...
More please..
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@DropsNoPanties @RSun82 At this time of day he might be better saying "she just arrived half hour ago"
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@DropsNoPanties Just had a thought.
Maybe your wife knows and is waiting for you to say or do something .
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@DropsNoPanties This whole thread.馃槀 I raised two sons myself so I'm familiar with this.
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Quite possibly the best thread I鈥檝e read on Twitter lol
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Read the whole thread! 馃槀
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This is the funniest twitter series ever. Very very suspenseful.
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Read the whole thread. I promise you鈥檒l laugh 馃槀
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this thread tho
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