So, my stepson has a girl upstairs in his room that stayed the night and my wife doesn't know yet. I'm curious on how he plans to smuggle her out now that the whole family is awake...

...and now we wait.

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In reply to @DropsNoPanties
People asking for updates: she's still here, the wife has gone into full Saturday house cleaning mode. Still hasn't noticed the cute white shoes by the door. This could be his chance while she's distracted. 馃し馃徎鈥嶁檪锔
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
If this were my son I wouldn鈥檛 say anything all day (assuming he gets her out without being noticed) and at dinner I鈥檇 be like 鈥淚 hope your guest last night is on birth control 馃槉鈥
 
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
NO WOMAN FURIOUSLY CLEANS ANY BATHROOM UNLESS SHE'S ALREADY TICKED OFF ABOUT SOMETHING, and is working off some stress. SHE KNOWS.
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Your the step father of the year lol
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Just put a ladder under his bedroom window. You鈥檒l be his hero.
 
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
FYI: the Vegas line has odds on your wife at 2 to 1.
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Do we need to do a well check? Did the wife kill everyone?
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Dude... be his wing-man, throw him some cover! Take the fam. for coffee???
 
 
 
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Wife Bashes open door. Finds them.. Sitting in front of TV quietly playing video games for 14 straight hours.
 
If you wanna laugh, PLEASE read this thread. 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Don't want to be a killjoy, but kind of puzzled by this. Either such "sleepovers" are okay by family rules or they aren't. If they aren't, you should be enforcing, not publicly disrespecting family rules. If they are, Mom has no right to lose her mind if they happen.
 
And then this whole thread all I thought "why is your wife cleaning alone?"
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Surprise fire drill time!
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
i love this so much. please tell him we all said thanks for the saturday morning entertainment. *she does have cute shoes.
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Man, I hope you guys make it as awkward as possible for them 馃ぃ
 
 
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
This is better than anything on Netflix today 馃槀
 
this was cute 馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
This thread 馃槀馃槶
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
I walked in on my son..... twice in high school. It鈥檚 NOT a vision a mother ever wants to see...... 馃う鈥嶁檧锔
 
 
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
But when the wife finds out (they always do) then finds out you KNEW, that's the play by play I want to see.
 
This is so funny hahahha
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
This is where I sit back with an evil smirk on my face and wait for the ensuing hilarity.
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
This is the best use of @Twitter since @dog_feelings Keep the updates coming
 
 
This is the greatest thread of all time
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
I would just say 鈥渉ey there鈥檚 a chick upstairs with our son.鈥 and watch the avalanche
 
s/o chill stepparents, just now discovering y鈥檃ll exist
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
30 yrs ago Thanksgiving . I was your son
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
A+ thread and updates. This wouldn't have happened to me at that age because: 1) I had no game then. 2) My mom would have cock blocked me like Mutumbo before I could get a chick to my room. pic.twitter.com/SWpW5KPcp7
 
you want regret reading this thread just saying 馃槀
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Walk of Shame possibly coming!
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
It's 6.35pm in the UK 馃槀馃槀 pic.twitter.com/0FpVVXHA1F
 
Y鈥檃ll go read this shit 馃槀 it鈥檚 gold
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
The ol walk of shame!!!
 
This fuckin thread 馃槀
 
Mini-drama in thread form.
 
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Omfg I'm at the edge of my seat
 
 
Suspenseful thread. 馃槀
 
This is the content I look for on Twitter
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
I tried that as a teen and got caught. Totally worth being grounded for a month.
 
this thread tho 馃憖馃槀
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Hold on while I create a @girlwithstepson account. BRB.
 
 
This thread has me DYING!!!! 馃槀馃槀
 
Best thread of the day
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
You will have to keep us updated on that one 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Soooo? I read through all the comments to see what happened? Or is not that disastrous that it even put Twitter in hold! pic.twitter.com/hU44cSGamn
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Just had a thought. Maybe your wife knows and is waiting for you to say or do something .
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
I hope your wife doesn't read your tweets.....
 
Lol @ this thread
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
I bet Mom doesn't disappoint 馃槀
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Oh God no, I've reached the end of the thread... More please..
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
This whole thread.馃槀 I raised two sons myself so I'm familiar with this. pic.twitter.com/UpHrb98LWu
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
At this time of day he might be better saying "she just arrived half hour ago"
 
Quite possibly the best thread I鈥檝e read on Twitter lol
 
Read the whole thread! 馃槀
 
This is the funniest twitter series ever. Very very suspenseful.
 
Read the whole thread. I promise you鈥檒l laugh 馃槀
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
On the edge of my seat 馃榾
 
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Better than any Netflix series
 
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
 
 
this thread lmaoo
 
Best tread today! By far 馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
The tension, the tension..
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
This is my favorite Twitter thread EVER. 馃槅
 
In reply to @DropsNoPanties
Best. Thread. Ever!
 
 
 
Lmao this thread 馃槀馃拃
 
I'm refreshing this thread constantly 馃憖
 
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