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my mom is so extra 馃槀馃槀馃槀 pic.twitter.com/f2y34a5d6X

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nah so my mom told her job that I was in the hospital basically dying without me even knowing and the following week guess where I was...the hospital DYING and where was she at work馃檭馃槀馃槀 pic.twitter.com/Nwp7rrCePj
 
My son better have my back like this when i need to get outta work 馃拃馃槀
 
I remember when I was a kid my mom told me to do this. I told her that the toilet was over flowing and it wouldn鈥檛 stop. When she got home the bathroom and the hallway were flooded馃寶
 
when I literally sneeze and mom puts in her neighborhood groupchat that she needs to stay home bc I'm I'll hahahahahah she a savage
 
Me to my friends whenever I鈥檓 experiencing a bad hook up
 
Me and my mom been doing this type of stuff since I was in middle school 馃槀
 
us finding a way to see each other when we鈥檙e 25 and our husbands say we hang out too much
 
If my kid dont hold it down for me like this its clip when they ass wanna leave school cause they 鈥渟ick鈥濔煠
 
 
Lmao my dad would do this and we鈥檇 both call out sick 馃槀
 
remember when I had you do something like this to get me out of a group meeting but then you actually got in a car wreck later
 
Bible i do this for my mom all the time and in return she called me out of class whenever i wanted 馃槆 #bff
 
Facts I鈥檒l use my child for every excuse! And they better go along with it!
 
One time my mom made me call her work so she can leave and bribed me with Mc Donald鈥檚. I definitely ate a spicy chicken for lunch that day
 
was talking to some dude & he called me at 6 in the morning tellin me to call HR & give an excuse so he could leave early. So I called & said that I was HIS SISTER & I woke up to a call that OUR MOM was rushed to the ER what typa shii ion talk to homeboys no mo lol.
 
hahahahaha i remember one time my aunt texted me asking to call & say her son fell out of a tree 馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
If this ain鈥檛 my tia Mindy 馃槀馃槀 @EveClaudio
 
why is this my mom fr 馃槶馃槶馃槶
 
If this isn鈥檛 mom I don鈥檛 know what is @peytonlaurynn_ @AubrianaIsabel
 
lmfaaooo my mom staysss doing this. She texts me 鈥 call me at work and say it鈥檚 an emergency so I can leave 鈥 馃槀 AND SHES A MANAGER lmao like what just leave 馃槶
 
I鈥檒l get my kids out of school as long as they cooperate like this
 
Reminded me of obs mom @obsjoshua1
 
 
I鈥檓 seeing your future.. 馃槀
 
 
No lie... LaRay has pulled this one before
 
@bareladylan3 remember when my mom had me call her work that one day 馃槀馃槀 we were straight boxing too 馃槀馃槀
 
Me as an aunt wym 馃槀
 
 
 
 
 
The most Jordyn thing I鈥檝e ever seen
 
This reminds me of the time I had to text me an that you had an emergency and got me out of a really bad date 馃槵馃槀馃槀馃槀 @KitchenDeven
 
me to my parents when i鈥檓 trying to leave somewhere i don鈥檛 wanna be
 
I def feel like this is something your mom would do 馃槀
 
this is really gonna be me 馃槀
 
Will be making Avery do this if I need to leave somewhere and don鈥檛 wanna be rude 馃槄馃槄馃槄
 
 
Lmao I do this now with my siblings
 
 
My mom pulled some shit like this before 馃槀馃槀
 
If this ain鈥檛 my mom 馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
I can鈥檛 wait till the girls can text lmao
 
 
 
did u just go twitter famous twice off ur own tweet
 
you af! Always calling and texting me to do something for you 馃槀馃槀
 
 
 
 
@shelby_cerna when your mom has us call her and make up an excuse so she can leave 馃拃馃槀
 
 
Julio sent this to me and goes 鈥測ou 馃槀鈥 and I鈥檓 just glad he understands that I will be using him AND our children to get out of work :)
 
On some real shit 馃槀
 
 
 
kuat drama pastu setiap ayat nk lol mcm @whrdaaa
 
i鈥檇 be this mom lmao
 
 
 
This situation seems familiar @mirramlee
 
 
 
 
I鈥檓 doing this next time I鈥檓 home
 
this would be u as a mum
 
 
why do I feel our Brenda would do something like this 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
 
@grahamjordyn55 you and the girls one day
 
 
 
 
 
 
Swear this is my mom 馃槀馃槀
 
 
 
This already my mom 馃う馃徎鈥嶁檧锔
 
@JoniTsunami_ I can already see myself doing thing when Gael is older and wish I could do it now 馃槀
 
A glance into my future as a mom
 
This is my mom 馃槀
 
I did this for @kels_saldana once and I lied and said my car was broke down in big rapids on my way to work when in fact I have NO LICENSE , living 2 HOURS away and UNEMPLOYED at that moment lolol 鈥渙mgsh I鈥檓 on my way鈥
 
Actually me when I have a child
 
I鈥檓 buying Dom froyo after too
 
this gon be you 馃ぃ
 
 
This is my mom all day 馃槶
 
@presleybn_ all i can think about is brandi 鈥渋鈥檓 going to the casino...don鈥檛 call work鈥
 
Moms said 鈥渃heck me out鈥濔煒傪煒傪煒
 
Me texting @MelyNikole to get me out of a bad date 馃槀馃槀
 
on everything my kids better come through too.
 
馃う馃徑鈥嶁檧锔忦煒傪煒傪煒 OOOKKKUUURRRTTT
 
 
I can use this whenever I don鈥檛 feel like going to work
 
An if my kid don鈥檛 play along they the feds
 
Hahaha馃槀 why is this me convincing my boss I need to leave my office job when I鈥檓 like 40?
 
@orlaamurphy omg this is going to be us!!!!!!
 
 
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