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Malia will never know that box wine struggle. Won’t He do it.

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My mom taught public school for 32 years fueled by box wine and plantains. 😂
Or, in a bid to be more streamlined, removing the bag of wine from the box and stuffing the amorphous foil blob into your purse to sneak into events you refuse to pay for drinks at.
Boxed wine got me through two hurricanes and a newborn. Franzia ftw!
Box wine? She doesn’t ever have to suffer through Boone’s Farm and Wild Irish Rose hangovers
The liquor cabinet of the 80’s a early 90’s pic.twitter.com/DOK2WCoZh1
Or Boone’s Farm Strawberry Hill.
She’ll never know what Pink Champale was
Franzia builds character and perseverance though....lol
I was like Whispering Angel rosè?! Where’s the Strawberry Hill? #MovinOnUp
First of all, don’t act like you ain’t never had a turn up to boxed wine. 😒
“Break out the bottle of Asti Spumante Pop off the top and rock wit my posse. . .”
Or Boone's Strawberry Hill, MD 20/20, or Cisco (Black Bottle). Those were rites of passage 😆
Struggle? More like convenience.
Cardboardeaux or Cardboardonnay?
I drank too much Thunderbird in the late 80’s & randomly found my lost eyeglasses at a Waffle House the next morning. 🤷🏽‍♀️
I’m not ashamed to say that the inner bag was box-less on many a day...I’m got every drop of my Franzia ‘rose.’
Where is the struggle? Boxed wine is far easier to open, lasts longer, and is environmentally and economically friendly. #NationalDrinkWineDay
Malia stay surrounded by snitches and fake friends. 🤣
LOLLLLL skipper the “Blush” stage and advanced all the way to WA. A queen. 😂
🤣🤣 This tweet just about made me shout!
I was drinking 40 oz Old English 800 at her age and won’t drink beer to this day. 😂😂
In my day a few decades earlier if you had a dollar you got drunk on Ripple. We had no shame. Fred Sanford’s favorite. 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/7av7NTy9QV
Bota Box is some good shit! I’d gladly tip a box with any of you fine people any day 🍷
She will never also know the sacredness of having friends who get it and get her. Poor girl. I wish she’d learn by now.
Boxed wine? Nah, Boones Farm. The only thing worse than that is Cisco Red and MD 20/20 Banana Red😂😁😁
It was all about Boone’s for me. New flavors today. I only remember apple. pic.twitter.com/vtpnU0NTT3
I’m drinking boxed wine RIGHT NOW. Hit me up for suggestions on good boxed wine 🙂
All I could afford in college was mad dog 20/20 🤦🏾‍♀️ lol cheers Malia 🍷
Boxed wine got me through my Master's degree.
Some box wine ain't bad tho...
Or that Mad Dog 20/20 struggle!!!!
Boxed wine IS my earthquake survival kit.
🤣😂💀🤡😭 Ayeeee I loved box wine lol, especially that White Zinfandel.
Boxed wine is that shit Jemele #franzia
Try Manischewitz. It's kosher, so drink all you want. pic.twitter.com/Bi39gip1vC
Or that Bones Farm and MD 20
Nor Boone’s farm, mad dog 20/20🤷🏾‍♀️😂
No shame in my box wine game. I'll be over here with my Franzia white zin if anyone needs me.
Slap the bag era is reserved for us peasants lol
Lol or the Wild Irish Rose either, red only
Out of curiosity, how many notifications do you wake up to each morning? How many of them do you go through? What makes you decide to respond or not?
Or that Boones Farm Strawberry Hill! 😂😂
I recall drinking cold duck in college. That is pretty bad
She'll never have to drink MD 20/20 either
Malia will never know that Night Train rush.
Wine?! Ain’t nunna y’all drink 40s? So, I’m the only one, huh?
I certainly hope no one digs up what I did in my 20’s! Leave her alone... and what was the name of the wine?? Lol
This. But that bag was clutch when you needed to take a trip.
Shiiiiiii- just a year ago, still in grad school, this was my struggle. I thought I had moved past it. I was wrong.
This box braid struggle is what we need to be talking about!
I stand by Franzia with my life.
*Nia* has also lived a box wine-free existence. #Visibility
No Franzia for our girl. Bless up.
Why does box wine remind me of @GiaPugliano 😂
You just reminded me of that Chappelle Show joke
Calm down Jemele. Your getting weird with the fondness. She's still little girl in our eyes.
I was drinking Boone Farms lmao
Or Boone's Farm or MD 20/20...
Arbor Mist Strawberry circa 89ish
So many Boone’s Farm hangovers back in the day. Never got into the box wine. 🤯🤯
You have a Jussie PROBLEM on your hands
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