@nkaiferiii | 1,721 followers
Real men eat the plate at the end of the meal as a true show of masculinity
Is it right for a husband to Carry his plate to the kitchen after eating ??

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In reply to @nkaiferiii
If his teeth and stomach can鈥檛 grind porcelain into powder then do you really want his genetics weakening your offspring?
 
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No truer words have been said, I remember the first time my dad gave me a piece of his plate to eat. It was might right of passage into a man
 
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Then drink boiling water to wash it down.
 
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This is silly. Real mean chew the meat straight off the bone. What plate.
 
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All my life, I've wanted nothing more than for my dad to share a tiny piece of his plate with me. But that day still never come because I was not born a boy and can this never become a man 馃槥 pic.twitter.com/Rvq1St1pEA
 
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I scrome!! 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
 
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my bleeding organs are a true testament to the day i became a man...i couldn't do it on my first try so they dropped the plate and made me eat the shards. mad thankful for that day
 
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Thank you! My man usually just throws it out the window without opening it first, while shouting obscenities at passers-by to cement his role as Alpha. It's getting ridiculously expensive. :/
 
 
 
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And then use part of the Broken plate for Tooth pick!
 
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Real men will do the dishes and tell women to finish her glass of wine and relaxe
 
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It鈥檚 a fun way to establish dominance at dinner parties, as well!
 
@ german mutuals y'all remember that one wrigley's commercial
 
arthur: honey do you think im manly enough
linda, with a straight face:
 
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This is THE RESPONSE 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 pic.twitter.com/tDGrMGY04p
 
 
 
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Legend of Utgard-Loki where Loki (no relation) loses an eating contest to Logi (also no relation) because while Loki manages to pick clean the bones of the pile of meats laid at his half of the trough, Logi also ate the bones and the trough on his side. youtu.be/o9I5bYOJlvI
 
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I smash mine over my own head, drink a mug of Ale and burp loudly. pic.twitter.com/qYqj8MsbOJ
 
Please don't forget to add the fork too.. real men need iron
 
 
If he can鈥檛 grind the porcelain into fine powder then do you really want his weak Beta genetics for your Alpha offspring馃
 
 
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this is one of the funniest 馃槀馃槀
 
 
This reminds me of @xMattMoans at lunch 馃槶
 
 
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Lmao! What馃檰馃檰馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀 pic.twitter.com/NTMn4GXLq0
 
 
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just hurl it to the ground and shatter it like a Viking to show your appreciation for the meal, the thralls will sweep it up later
 
 
 
Never met a real man that didn鈥檛 eat the plate
 
Absolutely 馃挴 if he doesn't eat both the plate and cutlery then he is not a real MAN
 
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What? 馃槀馃槀
 
 
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Gbam!!! The question now is, Is he a real man?
 
If he doesn鈥檛 eat the plate, he鈥檚 obv not for you
 
 
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You guys won't kill 馃ぃ馃ぃ
 
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We can鈥檛 date if you don鈥檛 eat the plate. Fake ass men
 
 
 
 
Why are you like this? 馃槀
 
 
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What type of logic is that what if I鈥檓 not hungry no more wtf
 
 
 
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Best reply I've seen.
 
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LMFAOOOO olova never rest la 馃槶馃槶馃槶
 
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What??? 馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
Ardo Li ley deff
 
 
 
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His plate but no-one else's ??? Sheesh 馃槧馃槧馃槧
 
 
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I鈥檓 dying 馃槀
 
 
I SHOWED TJIS TO MY SISTER AND HER BITCHASS RESLLY GOES 鈥渟o thats we鈥檙e all our plates went鈥 I CANTHSJFN
 
I thought this was sexual...
 
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Real men don't use plats, straight from the pan bruh
 
Civilised people have no need for plates and cutlery as they share a giant plate in the middle of the table, eating with a clean hand. Remember not to intrude your neighbour's food too much and share the best pieces with the rest.
 
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You for talk say make him kill himself as prove of real man
 
 
 
 
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It鈥檚 very wrong, he ought to throw the plate away.
 
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Loooooooool 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
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As long as there's toothpick after, no wahala
 
 
 
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Yo what do you bitches be talking bout???
 
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