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the 1% of bacteria left on my hands after i use hand sanitizer

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I came to the comments looking for edits and... I'm disappointed..
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Morgan state housing and residence life after accepting our money and putting us on the wait list. LMFAOO.
SCVCG in our ballad dance hit😂
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what if i use 99% hand sanitizer twice?
Why is this so funny
ja kad cujem bebi
the blue green algae spreading across lake rathbun rn
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its .01% 🤦🏽‍♂️
parx fans showing up at the next tour like #DREAMBOYonHITS1
That booger in my nose when I did a line
this the mfer that send my immune compromised ass to the hospital
El gargajo de Lolita Ayala
el mosntro de musinex haciendo un desmadre en mi nariz
C.Diff whenever you use hospital approved alcohol-based sanitizer instead of washing with soap and water
More like the phlegm knocking on my chest rn
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More like the 1% that just built an immunity to your hand sanitizer is now becoming super bacteria. pic.twitter.com/oBLxdYiKCx
Broccoli knowing you’re gonna have to eat them after your mom whoops you
Elle est en vert, faites un montage svp, ou je le ferais
This is nina on the regular
thats ur normal flora sis do u want a super infection? No? Say thank u
Twitter I swear I’ll never leave you😩😩
Just use it twice and boom 1% gone
actually it’s.1 % but go crazyyy
the cucumber after she pulls it out
C. Diff when u use hand sanitizer
LOOOOOOL honestly how do you lot think of these captions? 😂😂😂
Twitter be coming up w/ the DUMBEST shit for tweets that be fucking hilarious😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
She looks like the Mucinex booger...
Cucumbers after they get sucked on
que alguien ponga el vídeo de fancy en el traje
That 1% bacteria slowly adapting and growing stronger, pretty soon disinfectant will only kill 98.9% then 97.9%... so on so fourths till we all die of disease 🤗
Me auditioning to be the seaweed in the upcoming live action movie, The Little Mermaid
i thought this was a teletubbie
El virus de @mariadelarosao entrando a mi cuerpo después de que me tosiera hoy en clase 34 veces
Οι αλλοι: να σαι διακριτικη

When we finally free the aliens from Area 51
Thought this was meatball
Who comes up with these captions??😂😂😂😂😂 be my friend
Stacey dancing Rn this what she look like @Oldddsoulllll_ @des__xo
Nah I’m weak 🤣💀😭
me in my room having a mental breakdown dancing to my viet song playlist
Tht 1% battery still kiccn ‼️🤣
Lizzo cracksssss me upppp🤣😂
This reminds me of Tania with her poopy hands
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The lack of edits on this is appalling
What if I use hand sanitizer twice? Wouldn’t it be gone cause 99 + 99 = 198
Yo en 40 días en brc
100% of the bacteria is left on your hands after hand sanitizer. the only difference is that some is dead and some isn’t. so y’all better still wash ur hands
a visual of the braincell that came up with haro haro
What’s the ghost from ghostbusters doin on the streets of New York?
I will never delete this app
My alien from Area 51 be wildin 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is exactly how aidan does the shoot like identical
I love the internet 😭😭😭😭😭
Remember Flubber? This is him now, feel old yet?
Digs tweaked 😂😂😂
😁😁 Aye! Aye! Get it! Get it! Aye! 😁😐
absolument personne:

L'alien d'Issa Doumbia
kenape macam teletubies😭😭😭
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If we close, u would know that everything in this caption triggers me 😂
Me at a stoplight after looking down at my phone for 2 seconds...
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