@captainkalvis | 179,937 followers
saying "go fuck yourself"

- lame
- outdated
- will make you sound like a peasant

saying "youre a coward and history will forget you"

- bold
- intense
- will make you sound like you have a fuckton of doubloons

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“A fuckton of doubloons” is maybe the funniest thing I’ve maybe ever read
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dude im gonna start using this irl to confuse my friends
In reply to @captainkalvis
“Lame” and “outdated” mushed together in my brain and read that as “ will make you ovulate” and I was like, fair.
this the type of content y’all like? disgusting.
In reply to @captainkalvis
i guess we’re peasants then🤷🏻‍♀️we say this like 20 times a day to each other
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Hypnotized lyric change? 🤔🤔🤔🤔
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these tweets are your brand now
In reply to @captainkalvis
honestly kind of a decent insult


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