Hey guys if you ever get the urge to text your ex girlfriend who hates your guts to ask her for dating advice may I recommend throwing your phone out of a 34th story window instead

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In reply to @tinderdistrict
"you were always really good at asking me questions" = I have absolutely zero self awareness or reflection skills and must outsource any emotional growth.
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
鈥渕y craft as a cultivator鈥 BYE
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
A lady I used to work with told me her ex husband once called her crying asking for advice on problems with his new girlfriend- the women he cheated on her with and left her for
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
I??? I want to Midsommar this man
 
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
ur reply 馃拃馃拃馃拃
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
HOLY SHIT my ex who I was with for a full year starts telling me about this girl he was into only a month after we broke up, meanwhile I was still heartbroken at the time... believe me when I said I lost my shit
 
Thinking about the time my ex let me call him to cry about the anniversary of my sister鈥檚 death and as soon as I finished, he asked for advice on how to get 鈥渢he one who got away鈥 to unblock his number
 
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
omg burn it all the fuck down
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
I do not like this man
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Also, tbh, that question in itself is kind of dumb. "I'm into this girl but I feel like I have to choose between her and my work." Like dude, just grow up and handle it like the rest of us.
 
attention span of a turnip
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
The attention span of a turnip 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ THAT SENT ME OMG
 
wow the last part lmaooo if u sub 鈥渁ttention span of a turnip鈥 for 鈥渆motional intelligence of an earthworm鈥 I鈥檝e basically sent the same thing hahahahaha
 
reminds me of that time when my ex texted me to ask if i had any suggestions for how he can be a better person and instead of saying 鈥測ou threw a fuckin chair at my head and dented my car鈥 I said 鈥渋 can鈥檛 really think of anything sorry鈥
 
my ex once came to my old office to drop off paperwork & asked to talk so i said okay and he went on and on in great detail about his sexual endeavors w/ the girl he cheated on me with (his then-new girlfriend) 2 weeks after moving out of my place
 
THE ATTENTION SPAN OF A TURNIP .... I SPIT OUT MY DRINK馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YO IM HAVING THE WORST FLASHBACKS
 
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In reply to @tinderdistrict
You just ripped his balls off and threw them out a 34th story window. Let鈥檚 be friends.
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
I鈥檓 surprised his name isn鈥檛 Matt but also not all that surprised that his name is Brian lol.
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Cooked him. RIP my mans /:
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Also you forgot to tell him, he used the wrong 鈥測our.鈥 Another item if you need more flaws
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
You gave him sound advice though. He seems too daft to understand it, but not your problem.
 
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In reply to @tinderdistrict
It鈥檚 you鈥檙e not your. #asshole
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
This dude a clown tf he expecting from her 馃ぁ
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
How fucking dare you. Turnips are great listeners
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
You do know there's no new girl and he's baiting you, right??
 
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
He sounds dumb AF. Guys like him are a dime a dozen in LA. So hard to find an actually good man here. I鈥檓 impressed you kept your response classy though. I would鈥檝e torn him a new one.
 
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
my ex-gf did this for an entire year after we broke up and I entertained it. FeelsBadMan
 
using this if it every happens again why do my exes always feel like they can complain to me abt their love lives
 
 
鈥淎nd have the attention span of a turnip鈥 I鈥檓 screaming
 
this is some shit one of my exes would txt me
 
 
 
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
What if you only live in a 33 story apartment building? Text away?
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
plot twist: y'all get back together
 
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Turnip...馃槀馃ぃ馃槀馃ぃ
 
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In reply to @tinderdistrict
You're truly an idiot, he wants to improve where he failed with you, fuck you
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Tell Brian it鈥檚 *鈥測ou鈥檙e鈥
 
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Need to ask....how big is the attention span of a turnip please....asking for a friend?
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
the 鈥渨ell brian鈥 sent me
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Attention span of a Turnip 馃槀 classic
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
WTF is a cultivator? That alone is a red flag.
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
That last txt alone you should bill him be the word.
 
 
 
 
That backfired. Bad Luck Brian.
 
A TURNIP 馃拃馃拃
 
Attention span of a turnip. Incredible.
 
 
Bruhhhh this girl I used to fw used to do this shit to me, then made me feel bad about it when I didnt wanna fuckin help her get another nigga 馃槕
 
Why am I laughing at the fact that his name is Brian
 
Her last message is fire
 
 
This; but also I had random ass girls in my DMs asking advice on whether or not they should date my ex (who I dated for six years and cheated on me multiple times) AND THE GIRL GOT MAD AND TRIED TO MAKE ME JEALOUS. Just don鈥檛 like what??
 
She thinks she won because she was being a bitch to him...he probably worked on what she said and is fucking the new girl as we speak. He鈥檚 the real winner here.
 
So is it worse I did this over FaceTime this week?
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
I鈥檇 like to say, Jes is the truth.
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
鈥淢en are trash鈥 Well, yeah, when you pick homeless 鈥渨eed cultivators,鈥 you鈥檙e likely to get exactly what you鈥檇 expect lmao. Feeling great about myself right now!!! But the bar here is so low...
 
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
But then you gave advice...
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Brian snail leaf...interesting name
 
In reply to @tinderdistrict
Nah contraversial take i think you鈥檙e a fuckin asshole
 
Why do you even have him saved in your phone ????
 
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