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imagine being drunk as a vegan you gotta come home and eat some celery sticks

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In reply to @chaselyons
Vegans eat more junk food than anyone I鈥檝e ever met in my life.
 
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Idk 馃憖 this a different kinda celery i think pic.twitter.com/sTe6XrJfrZ
 
In reply to @chaselyons
It鈥檚 2020 there is a vegan version of everything. Why are people still making this joke
 
In reply to @chaselyons
Spicy Doritos and Thin Mints are vegan.
 
the way it鈥檚 more like Taco Bell and Morningstar nuggets
 
In reply to @chaselyons
Ok but celery sticks and buffalo sauce slap tho
 
Imagine in 2020 not knowing you can get junk food made without stabbing animals
 
this joke was funny in 2006 but in 2020 there is a vegan alternative for EVERYTHING so...... try harder for everyone's sake
 
I have a vegan friend who eats nuggets and burgers when she's hella drunk.
She usually responds with
"oh.. I forgot" and starts to cry while continuing to eat it
 
Has this man never had a french fry.
 
Y'all one time I came home and ate fried tofu dipped in ketchup and shit really slapped.
 
In reply to @chaselyons
that crunch hits different when you鈥檙e feelin good... but CELERY?? 馃ゴ oh brother
 
celery good as fuck??
 
High vegan me loves Cap鈥檔 Crunch pb crunch. Drunk vegan me loves Taco Bell. Sober vegan me doesn鈥檛 exist but she鈥檇 probably like coconuts and hay.
 
it鈥檚 2020 and chase still thinks that vegans can only eat vegetables
 
In reply to @chaselyons
you realize most bread is vegan right?
 
 
 
This joke is old and boring.
Get a new joke. pic.twitter.com/mGC72Qq2wL
 
Or you can be amanda and just eat straight mustard packets
 
I鈥檓 so tired of seeing a variation of this fucking tweet every few weeks; local twitter get a new joke 馃檮
 
 
Imagine posting this tweet for the 8 thousandth time
 
Imagine going home alone drunk like a loser and copying an old ass tweet for clout.
 
Or you can just eat fries?
 
I gotta come home and eat the whole bag of morning star buffalo tenders and a coconut chocolate chip clif bar for dessert oh no
 
yes this is literally what i do
 
 
 
Or hide in your car in the middle of the night & eat your McDonald鈥檚 Mighty Wings so your friends don鈥檛 see...

Not speaking from experience or anything.
 
Weird.. all my drunk snacks..don鈥檛 look like celery? Also celery w vegan ranch? SLAPS. pic.twitter.com/NSqPq5O3rj
 
I鈥檓 not even vegan and this sounds great celery is amazing
 
god vegan is is boring isn鈥檛 it wow xx pic.twitter.com/koWeZuJT1F
 
it do b like this sometimes
 
yall would die if u didnt repeat the same dumb shit every two weeks
 
do people still not realize there鈥檚 vegan versions of every junk food imaginable
 
 
 
More accurately, imagine being drunk as a vegan you gotta make sure taco bell gets all ur substitutions right
 
Absolutely could not be me
 
 
celery w ranch tho馃憖
 
LMFAO who thinks of this shit g ?
 
In reply to @chaselyons
don鈥檛 even front. Drunk mangos are lit
 
there鈥檚 actually a lot of dank vegan food but go off I guess
 
it鈥檚 a struggle
 
Idk how emery does it
 
this is how i imagine kyliah鈥檚 night out
 
 
馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃槶馃槶馃槶
 
Vegans: aCtuALly tHerE r pLenTY of VegAn jUnk fo0d OptiOnS lIkE-
 
I did the vegan thing for a month. Got wasted at a family quince and fucked up like 10 al pastor tacos.
 
 
y鈥檃ll underestimate the power of chips and hummus/salsa when ur drunk
 
 
 
 
 
 
This tweet is G.O.L.D.

But those comments make me wanna pick up a louisville slugger

Die earthlings. Holy shit
 
Celery is fire but I鈥檝e never been drunk and said let鈥檚 eat some fckn celery. How about a vegan burger or some vegan chkn nuggss
 
In reply to @chaselyons
Or a plain tortilla @baedoggg
 
My wife wants me to make her homemade kfc bowls, so that鈥檚 what I鈥檓 gonna do.
 
 
 
 
Vegans eat chips una
 
 
reminded me of @accastrro 馃拃馃拃
 
wow, this is so accurate! my entire fridge is full of celery! and grass 馃き
 
Imagine having the range of Shaq thinking that vegans don鈥檛 have alternatives that actually smack.
 
Yeah lol or have chips and vegan mayo, vegan cheese.
 
or pay 46.55 for a vegan burger and fries no drink lmfaoooo
 
Me not vegan I just like celery sticks smh
 
 
omg gene told me this when i told him and ash i wanna go vegan 馃槗
 
馃槶馃槶馃槶
 
y鈥檃ll really still underestimate vegan food hey
 
 
 
 
C'mon stop putting smut on my name. Yall really think I get FRYD and eat celery sticks. #Vegan Munchies on the next episode of #FrYdFood . Dont play w me
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This jokes actually dead lol
 
I will not tolerate celery slander on the TL.
 
In reply to @itsnamz
 
Wow this is actually how I broke my 2yr veganism streak 馃拃 was smacked & only had cauliflower at home so I ordered 5mcchickens & 3mcdoubles. I have no regrets.
 
idk we be cheffin at 3am @ariannarsoto lmaoooo
 
Thoughts and prayers a la @Saracnzv
 
 
 
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