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For the rest of my natural life, I will never find a more unhinged ad 馃拃

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This 2011 ad was made for Roller Kingdom for free by comedians Rhett McLaughlin and Link Neal. The duo create ads for local businesses as part of their "Commercial Kings" TV show
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Oh my god in the end the criminals and predators GO INTO THE SKATING RINK WITH THE KIDS
"Prisons are full of people who never roller skated" is actually an astute commentary on how the dearth of social activities for the youth creates the vacuum for the prison industrial system to thrive pic.twitter.com/ysHr3qayzZ
Hand to God I thought this was an '80s-era ad...
The person who created this advertisement is a MF genius
This may be the greatest ad, for anything, ever.
In reply to @the_transit_guy
SINCE 1999? That means this commercial is from this century?
This is a Tim & Eric sketch, right?

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Roller Skating: Saving kids from Advil since 1997
This is genuinely astonishing.
No this is actually one of the most incredible works of satire I鈥檝e ever seen in my life
Sign your kids up for roller skating NOW.
They just don鈥檛 make ads like this anymore
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Not only have I been to Roller Kingdom, I used to take my kids there when they were little. They're both college graduates who haven't been in any trouble, so it works 馃槀
watched this smoking a blunt and felt like i was the lead in a gregg araki movie
This is the best thing I've ever seen. I don't even care if it's real. It just keeps getting mare mental.
I wanna be addicted to roller skating not crack!
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Me (far left, in star wars shirt), circa 1978, making the wrong decision in retrospect: pic.twitter.com/oZtFP3awZB
Someone please help me off the floor!!!!!!
This. Is. Extraordinary. Up there - and this is highest praise - with the Bj枚rk TV video.
鈥淧rison is full of people that never roller skated鈥

Truth bombs, folks.
A Marjorie Taylor Greene production, probably.
鈥淚 say no to unplanned pregnancy鈥 馃槀 same tho
This has to be made by the same guys who made AT THE RED HOUSSSSE
Another hometown spotlight for me this week. Shout out Reno for being the absolute bigly little city.
鈥淚 want to be addicted to rollerskating, not crack鈥
The guy who said no to unplanned pregnancies had me fucking rolling
Maybe I treated reno too harshly鈥
The pause after he says he won鈥檛 do Meth pic.twitter.com/GkWDBBMan2
What did I just watch? 馃槼馃憖
hang in there for the wild plot twist around 20s in
3 advil at age 32 is a good night
I鈥檓 making a citizens arrest on everyone involved! The kids, the adults, the people behind the camera, the parents who let their kids do this and the governor of Nevada!
This is like a skit from Reno911 but it鈥檚 not and I鈥檓 losing my mind lmaooooooo
鈥淚 WANNA BE ADDICTED TO ROLLER SKATING NOT CRACK鈥 is a level of comedy my weed head ass can absolutely appreciate. Bravo to the genius behind this screenplay. twitter.com/i/web/status/1鈥
"I wanna be addicted to roller skating, not crack" 馃槶馃拃
What on the Better Call Saul鈥檚 earth is this 馃樄馃樄
this + the thread glorifying crack is the algorithm doing obscene, hilarious things
Did Michael Scott produce this
The guy who said no to unplanned pregnancy sure came out of nowhere
Um, roller skating is fucking awesome
You misspelled 鈥渁mazing鈥
#dnd #ttrpg your table could easily have a worse place of business
Il lui tend 3 comprim茅s d鈥檌buprof猫ne 200 mg
My favorite line in this whole commercial is 鈥淚 want to be addicted to roller skating, not crack!鈥
Looks like something Saul Goodman might have cooked up.
I can guarantee every kid in this video is addicted to crack bc of this ad
Roller Skating or Crack?!

The choice is yours鈥
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OMG is this soooo chaotic

You'll never, ever , guess where this goes.
Happy Monday鈥 Go roller skating. Don鈥檛 do crack.
It鈥檚 like an ad made by Saul Goodman.
In reply to @the_transit_guy
That was... a journey.
It is surely not possible for Rhett and Link's local broadcast ads to go viral 11 years later
Who wants to go roller skating with me 馃槉馃憠馃憟
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鈥淚 wanna be addicted to roller skating, not crack鈥 馃拃馃拃馃拃
I have a feeling that that man doesn鈥檛 have a choice practicing 鈥渟afe sex鈥 馃拃
Agradecimento p煤blico da Ma莽ordaria 脿 @mari_au_lait e ao @partTimeZealot por terem dado like a isto. 馃檹鉂わ笍
Mais keske 鈥. 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
This guy has clearly NEVER been to Newark Nasir New Jersey!! 馃槀馃槀
Lol nah they need @slowgymshoes on this ad
I know this can鈥檛 be real 馃槀馃槀馃槀
Twenty seconds in is the biggest cinematic twist since Saw, Sixth Sense, The Notebook and Psycho combined.
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What the hell馃槀馃ぃ馃槀
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