Just imagine if he came out as pro-milk Coke and all his adoring followers turned it into some kind of deranged far-right thing. You’d be crushed. Or you’d have to invent some other terrifying beverage. Either way, it’s probably for the best Musk prefers *checks tweet* gun Coke.

Is that not an empty milk bottle top right?

It’s not explained what’s in the tall cylinder tbf

Hardmen do...

Doesn't drink caffeine but he wants cocaine back on cola. Fake Coke, fake guns, fake hair.

“No caffeine in my coke, that stuff’ll kill you”