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My mate is at his works Christmas Dinner event in Nottingham and just sent me this.... 馃ぃ

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This is what my customers got , all cooked in a regen oven and 拢3 pic.twitter.com/mox1ZJ3VPP
 
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This was mine in our office canteen 拢10 including soup, dessert and tea or coffee mince pie and shortbread. My only complaint was the sprouts were a wee bit overdone!! 馃憣馃憣 pic.twitter.com/XEPS1Q6e9D
 
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Vague genitalia effect of starch based vegetables 鉁 Trendy gravy 鈥渟mear鈥 on rim 鉁 Lack of almost any colour 鉁 Raw looking stuffing blob 鉁 More plate visible than food 鉁 Cranberry sauce in McDs paper cup 鉁 Human face in the turkey 鉁 All in all 馃ぎ
 
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the absolute state of this
 
"Why do Brits drink so much at Christmas parties?"

Brits:
 
 
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Were those items thrown onto the plate from the opposite side of the kitchen, and then the gravy sprayed in its general direction? Did your mate have to pay for that?
 
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This is lufthansa's business class lunch in their lounge last week (there was also a soup). Well worth the extra cost to the ticket 馃槼馃槅 pic.twitter.com/WWkFH7WadP
 
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Cost of living crisis right there on a plate 馃槼馃槀
 
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Being a northerner, I find the worst crime in this plate is the gravy - presumably made with the tears of the waiting staff being forced to serve this abomination.
 
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I wouldn鈥檛 know whether to laugh or cry!馃檲
 
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Oh dear. Christmas out is so often disappointing. Check out this hospital- I was just visiting (delivering training contract) but wanted to be staff! pic.twitter.com/QApPJqfzeF
 
This is someone's work Christmas dinner, just sadness is all I feel looking at it.
 
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Never let it be said that Brits don鈥檛 know how to enjoy ourselves
 
Winner of 鈥楳ost Tory Britain Christmas Dinner 2022鈥, hands down. Forks down, too. But knives out.
 
 
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As a Nottingham person, I need to know where this is so that we NEVER go there.
 
Nottingham鈥檚 gone viral for a shit Christmas dinner. Nice one, lads.
 
England is just one giant Senior Meal Site
 
People ask why I have trust issues.

THIS IS WHY
 
 
I鈥檇 be calling in my union.
 
Not even a Brussel sprout in sight.. I do hope our Christmas luncheon at The Cock n Trumpet next week is less paltry or else 2-bras Beryl from Shaft Rise will play merry-hell鈥
 
 
 
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Is that a single green bean? I鈥檓 a personal trainer but I鈥檇 drive him to McDonald鈥檚 after this.
 
Broken Britain on a plate...
 
So glad I鈥檝e already had countless roasts where we鈥檙e going for my work鈥檚 Christmas do.. tried, tested and verified it won鈥檛 look like this馃ぃ馃ぃ
 
This has to be the most depressing Christmas dinner I鈥檝e ever seen 馃様
 
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馃槷 no hard brussels?
 
I would hand my notice in
 
People are still eating like they鈥檙e in WW2
 
 
 
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What a way to make your staff feel valued. Top well-being exercise right there!
 
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Animals lost their lives for this 馃ズ
 
My mate is at his works Christmas Dinner event in Newcastle and just sent me this鈥. 馃ぃ pic.twitter.com/baj9Z6WPne
 
This is what I imagine hell looks like.
 
馃巹馃嵔锔 馃 馃檮
 
 
 
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Is he getting a kebab on the way home?
 
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I would send it straight back
 
馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
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Hope he's got a full refund, and looking at that, an apology wouldn't go amiss either!
 
That piece of meat is white enough to start slave trade.
 
this is why folks left england
 
El 煤ltimo almuerzo reba帽ando sobras de Nochebuena be like:
 
Seems oor Avrill @BlondeTartan has branched oot to cooking in Nottingham 馃し鈥嶁檪锔
 
In reply to @nohandsup
I know what I鈥檇 be doing if that was served to me.
 
 
Had my work Christmas party here last week. Can 100% confirm it was as bad as it looks. Almost like someone showed it the oven from the other side of the kitchen 馃う馃徎鈥嶁檧锔 Merry Christmas
 
 
 
 
A years hard graft 馃槀馃槀
 
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This can鈥檛 be real
 
 
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had breakfast at the same place this morning
 
Nearly as good as your meal last night @CalvinMoorley 馃ス馃ス馃ス
 
I would call that left-overs and consign it to the bubble & squeak bowl .
 
 
The way the British colonized half of the earth for spices, ingredients and probably recipes and never used any of it is still a mystery.
 
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That's seconds that is. When you go back up and there's not much left
 
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Meks Uni Arms look like Rick Steins av sed @JoeWoodhouse11 馃ゴ
 
 
voil脿 ce que bouffe les rosbifs je vous jure ce peuple m茅rite pas d'exister
 
 
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Strange to say as you get older appetite declines. This is probably the size my dinner will be. True but sad, I used to love a full on Xmas or roast.
 
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Is that the starter!!
 
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Outrageous, is that the starter!?
 
Where's the main course
 
The key ingredient in any meal is TLC. They've nailed it. 馃憦
 
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I鈥檝e got my leccie blanket on! Unbelievably -9deg here in Brum x
 
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Ha! You鈥檝e obviously never been a professional musician before #TIASTFU
 
 
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1 potato 2 potato no potatoes more
 
Is that a metaphor for BREXIT Britain?
 
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Oh dear! Pun intended & the wrong deer.
 
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Wow not good 馃ゴ鈽癸笍
 
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The saddest festive dinner I ever did see
 
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Looks gross and cheap
 
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Hope he鈥檚 grateful
 
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I think I鈥檝e eaten there
 
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