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Or “Daggers at Dawn” if not I rather thought “The Pirate and The Parrot” had a certain ring to it?
Replying to @Peter_Fitz
Given your playing past, how about The Lock and the...hmmm. What rhymes with lock?
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
Murad: "They killed my 6 brothers."

The President: "Where are they now"?

Murad: "They're dead."
 
Dirty Harry keeps going to different diners in each movie. Why doesn't he stick to one diner? Show some loyalty Callahan.
 
In reply to @benpobjie
He would have supported trump over Clinton. She had more baggage than the carousel at Tullamarine.
Replying to @Boredbouncer
He would've loathed how Trump trashed his beloved party. Never Trumper, 100%
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
Transactivism is eating itself in its desperate attempts to continue to silence women.
Love this description of a panel of 3 as ‘middle class, middle aged cishet white women’ when we are 1 woman from a working class background, 1 woman of colour & 1 trans-identified male.
Doofus.
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
Just to be clear, I don’t agree with any of these ideas.
 
He's right. Keaton voted for Reagan and he would've voted for Nixon. He'd probably have voted for Dubya. But not Trump. Keaton's a Never Trumper all the way.
There is no way that Alex P. Keaton would have voted for Trump in 2016. This is a hill I would die on. washingtonpost.com/outlook/2019/0…
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
“People say there are no atheists in foxholes. A lot of people think this is a good argument against atheism. Personally, I think it's a much better argument against foxholes.” - Kurt Vonnegut
 
In reply to @benpobjie
This, she’s told, is just policy; it’s their system. Think on this: @centrelink’s stated policy is, when someone applies for a pension, to begin by lying to them and telling them they didn’t respond to a letter, that @centrelink never ever actually sends. /3
/4 Presumably this is a money-saving measure, as @centrelink knows a good portion of people will give up trying when the obstacles are thrown up in front of them. But again: *the standard policy is to lie to people who seek assistance* They didn’t even deny this.
 
In reply to @benpobjie
So she goes to @centrelink and asks about it, and she’s told no, they never send the letter. They just send the letter saying you’re rejected because you didn’t answer the letter they never sent. /2
This, she’s told, is just policy; it’s their system. Think on this: @centrelink’s stated policy is, when someone applies for a pension, to begin by lying to them and telling them they didn’t respond to a letter, that @centrelink never ever actually sends. /3
 
You know a fun thing about @centrelink? Recently a friend of mine applied for the age pension. She got a letter saying she’d been turned down because she hadn’t responded to a previous letter. This baffled her, as she couldn’t remember getting a previous letter /1
So she goes to @centrelink and asks about it, and she’s told no, they never send the letter. They just send the letter saying you’re rejected because you didn’t answer the letter they never sent. /2
 
You know a fun thing about @centrelink? Recently a friend of mine applied for the age pension. She got a letter saying she’d been turned down because she hadn’t responded to a previous letter. This baffled her, as she couldn’t remember getting a previous letter /1
 
For future reference when transporting a van-load of meth, best not to drive directly into police cars parked outside a police station.
 
If there were ever black people who shifted their views on white politicians because they had a photo op eating "soul food" do any really still exist?
Replying to @reginalddhunter
I am picturing you and your friends going “wow, he GETS us!” A quick high five and then it’s off to vote!
 
In reply to @rickygervais
This is exactly why you deserve (and may not get) a knighthood
 
In reply to @benpobjie
my favorite part is how he works in reservoir dogs. here's a film exclusively about men where they all die terrible deaths. (oh two female extras as got shot. it's a film about violence towards women). I think QTs a prick but oof.
I guess that’s problematic because it doesn’t have enough women getting murdered. Not diverse enough
 
Today on 'here's a tweet I never thought I'd write'....
Replying to @MrOzAtheist
“The Anus Is Irrelevant: Adventures In Modern Feminism”
 
I know there's debate about the value of vaginal steaming, but I can assure you that there is no plus side to penis ironing.
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
Brilliant night with @MrCoreyWhite in Castlemaine talking about his memoir #prettiesthorseinthegluefactory
 
Brilliant parody of Guardian articles turns out to be actual Guardian article: theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/…
Replying to @mrtonymartin
One day that writer is going to learn about not watching movies you don’t want to watch, and he’s going to be amazed
 
You're progressive and in favour of world peace and you insist on a two state solution for Israel and Palestine.
But you still watched #eurovision2019 live from Tel Aviv.
You support workers, unions and fair pay and conditions.
But you still watched #Masterchef.
You fund them.
 
England should now have to give the World Cup to a nation with a proper Prime Minister. I can think of one very easily.
Replying to @LiebCricket
Yes but I don’t want India to win either
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
England should now have to give the World Cup to a nation with a proper Prime Minister. I can think of one very easily.
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
10 percent of women have an extra breast or pair of breasts.
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
Reminder that a legal judgement decreed a move to the female estate for a bodily intact, GRC holder & sex offender in 2009.
Full judgment here
bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/…
 
Seriously though fuck off
End of the affair: why it's time to cancel Quentin Tarantino theguardian.com/film/2019/jul/…
 
I was filming a documentary in Vietnam when this was filmed. #MasterChefAU
 
In reply to @benpobjie
We are a group of two!! We chat!
Replying to @JayAlessandra
I do yearn for a posse though. I said “posse”
 
In reply to @Brocklesnitch
This has gotten the group chat frothing, I have to be honest.
Replying to @JayAlessandra
Rubbing in the fact I’m not in any group chats
 
 
I hope @masterchefau realizes just how cheap I am.
 
In reply to @benpobjie
That’s right. nothing or. let that sink in
Replying to @parsfarce
I’ll make my choice presently
 
In reply to @parsfarce
Macedonia doesn’t exist. That whole region is just Albania
Replying to @parsfarce
Don’t be ridiculous, if that were true they’d all have red eyes
 
In reply to @benpobjie
Ben, issues of innocence and guilt are determined in court. They're establishing a benchmark to protect rugby league. If you're facing serious allegations you have the right like all Australians to defend yourself in court but the game will ask you to stand down until completed.
Replying to @Jan05690122
No it won’t. It will FORCE you to stand down, and if that destroys your career and the allegation turns out to be false, tough titties
 
Inspired by the success of #LegoMastersAU I propose #masterchefAU tweak the format to include a wandering dickhead who doesn’t know anything. And I am right here. @masterchefau
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
Just for the record, #MasterChefAU, Poh/Billie/Matt have been TERRIBLE mentors this season and promoting them to full judges is not acceptable.
 
Imagine having friends this hot. Honestly, it’s too much for a girl. pic.twitter.com/t7QVUTN2c8
Replying to @JayAlessandra @humangunk and 1 otherfalse
Goodness gracious me
 
Far out! I go for a walk and all three hosts from #MasterChefAU get announced as leaving the franchise.

Stick a fork in it - it's done.
 
 
 
In reply to @Eloise_Praino
Just like to say, as the prospective host, I’d be happy to work with Eloise.
 
Couldn’t they have settled for 25% and being allowed to take the leftovers home?
In reply to @Rashidajourno
Calombaris and cohosts wanted a 40 per cent pay rise smh.com.au/entertainment/…
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
Thanks for having me on!! Really enjoyed it
 
In reply to @benpobjie
Could you work with @nonstoptom ?
Replying to @davidlhardie @GreenJ and 2 others
We could put our legendary feud behind us I suppose
 
This is both an honour AND a lie.

I'm fucking mental. :-)

@BridgetPhetasy pic.twitter.com/fSJHwEpyso
 
People leaping to conclusions, but it’s pretty obvious that George Calombaris, sticking to his principles, quit #masterchefau because he believed they were offering more than he was worth. I mean after all, it’s not like he had to go through fifteen years of uni
 
 
Even better, I have no staff at all
In reply to @benpobjie
Do you pay your staff adequately? If yes, try hosting MKR instead.
 
Ben Pobjie Retweeted ·  
Hey @Channel10AU please make @benpobjie one of the new hosts on @masterchefau it's the shake up your shitty station so desperately needs.
 
So anyway my campaign to host #masterchefau starts now. Tweet to @masterchefau to let them know.
 
 
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