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Last 50 tweets from @bessbell
In reply to @PeterZusi
 
In reply to @bessbell
Ethically speaking, is the books editor allowed to be…a very bad writer?
 
Before I leave LA for good, just wanted to check - how much does a plain white women’s tee shirt cost everywhere else? $85?
Replying to @bessbell
.@CDCgov can you get an aneurism from reading 700 sincere replies to a joke?
 
In reply to @bessbell
When I first read 'plain white women's tee shirt' I had a lengthy debate with myself about why I was too out of it to even know what a shirt made especially for plain white women might actually be.
Replying to @Merrillmarkoe
Hahahahahaha
 
In reply to @bessbell
I'd check Costco! Or Target as others have said. I've even gotten quality clothing through Amazon. Stay out of boutiques. I'm all for supporting local businesses, but not for 4 times more money than necessary!
Replying to @jbairdpharmd
This was, in fact, a joke!
 
Part of me is sad to leave LA because I am missing the chance to raise my sons to be DJs who partially own a bad restaurant.
 
 
 
Before I leave LA for good, just wanted to check - how much does a plain white women’s tee shirt cost everywhere else? $85?
 
Missouri Attorney General Eric Schmitt murdered a human being.
 
In reply to @bessbell
thanks! I followed her, her photos are fantastic
 
In reply to @bessbell
Has a Diebenkorn feel. Amazing.
She appreciates this reference so much!
 
In reply to @bessbell
The group show opening is at @FOLEYgallery on the Lower East Side on 7/7 at 6pm! If you are in town I highly recommend it - there are so many talented artists displaying their work. The exhibit will be up until 7/30. Info here! foleygallery.com/shows/the-exhi…
Replying to @bessbell
And if you want to see her portfolio she is on instagram @ robinbellphoto - she is seeing all your nice comments and is very touched!
 
In reply to @bessbell
what is her name? does she have an instagram account?
Yes! Her Instagram with her current portfolio and website is @ robinbellphoto 💙
 
The world is a nightmare but my mom is showing her dreamy, beautiful, deceptively complex photographs from her time in quarantine in LA as part of a group show at @foleygallery in NYC this week and I’m so proud of and inspired by her. pic.twitter.com/ROaF1BGqfM
Replying to @bessbell
The group show opening is at @FOLEYgallery on the Lower East Side on 7/7 at 6pm! If you are in town I highly recommend it - there are so many talented artists displaying their work. The exhibit will be up until 7/30. Info here! foleygallery.com/shows/the-exhi…
 
The world is a nightmare but my mom is showing her dreamy, beautiful, deceptively complex photographs from her time in quarantine in LA as part of a group show at @foleygallery in NYC this week and I’m so proud of and inspired by her.
 
 
A masterpiece of deadpan character assassination nytimes.com/2022/07/01/sty…
 
In reply to @bessbell
Welcome to the neighborhood!
 
In reply to @bessbell
And our Sanitation Workers are looking forward to welcoming a new friend!
Replying to @NYCSanitation
❤️❤️❤️
 
Oh my lord this is my greatest accomplishment as a mother.
In reply to @bessbell
And our Sanitation Workers are looking forward to welcoming a new friend!
 
In reply to @bessbell
We will be so glad to have you!
 
In reply to @bessbell
Welcome to NY, Bess and Family.
Replying to @BrianStack153
Thank you! Hooray!
 
In reply to @bessbell
Welcome back home!
 
In reply to @bessbell
Whoa! It must be so easy to move with 2 young children!
Replying to @anylaurie16
Very chill and casual!!!
 
In reply to @bessbell
Omg Bess! But also, yay! I get to see you and the kids again soon!
 
In reply to @joshgondelman
❤️❤️
You’ll have to show us all the best places to get and do cocaine!
 
In reply to @bessbell
He was a garbage man for Halloween in his honor. This pandemic baby/garbage man relationship is very intense. pic.twitter.com/pKw4X2tLy6
Replying to @bessbell
*garbage man not garage man! I wrote that tweet truly crying.
 
 
We are moving to NYC next week and I told the garage man yesterday morning and he and my 2-year-old son…shook hands? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Replying to @bessbell
He was a garbage man for Halloween in his honor. This pandemic baby/garbage man relationship is very intense.
 
We are moving to NYC next week and I told the garage man yesterday morning and he and my 2-year-old son…shook hands? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
 
In reply to @rachsyme
I’m in a crisis because my Zabars and Books are Magic hats are wired in LA but will they be tired in NY?
 
Hi! I hope this email finds you in another dimension where none of this is happening and everything is fine.
 
 
Bess Kalb Retweeted ·  
My therapist just had “the talk” with me about abortion & mandated reporting in FL. If you are in therapy and you need an abortion, please do not tell your therapist until after the fact (if you don’t live in a state where it’s protected.) Yes, this is our new terrifying reality.
 
Celebrating 4th of July this year would be like celebrating Father’s Day the year your dad left your mom for the babysitter and got arrested for sending bad alimony checks.
 
In reply to @benryanwriter
For what it’s worth, I thought your pregnancy essay was masterful.💯💯
Benjamin, if you absorbed my article I hope you’d see that diminishing the immediate suffering of half the population by casting it in relativistic terms is more than a little belittling! A man reading Krugman’s take sees the obvious logic. A woman sees “enough moaning, ladies.”
 
In reply to @bessbell
The idea is that if the whole world goes up in smoke, there won’t be any people left and the consideration of their human rights will be moot.
Of course, sir. So sorry, sir. How silly of me, sir.
 
"Ditch the Baggage! Treat yourself to a total or partial hysterectomy! Once your uterus is gone, so is your usefulness as human chattel! An added flirty bonus: Those early menopause hot flashes mean you’ll be showing lots of extra skin :)"
besskalb.substack.com/p/fun-flirty-t…
Fun, Flirty Tricks to Get Him to Notice your Human Rights
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Every Bed I Wanted Between The Years 1994 and 2001 and Why I Didn't Get It thechatner.com/p/every-bed-i-…
Replying to @daniel_m_lavery
Never clicked on anything with more fervor.
 
We have to codify Roe vs. Wade into law.

If the filibuster gets in the way, we should provide an exception to the filibuster to deal with the Supreme Court decision.
Replying to @JoeBiden
THANK YOU OH MY GOOD LORD FINALLY
 
In reply to @bessbell
Won’t have to worry about abortions when we’re all dead.
Do you not understand that women will die from overturning Roe?
 
In reply to @paulkrugman
Truly and deeply rethink this framing, sir.
I don't have a Nobel Prize but you can sound the alarm for climate apocalypse without diminishing the fact that women were just turned into birthing chattel and will die agonizing deaths from untreated ectopic pregnancies and botched abortions as a result of "undoing Roe."
 
undoing Roe isn’t existential FOR YOU
 
Undoing Roe is awful. Kneecapping environmental regulation is existential. This Supreme Court has just come down on the side of civilizational collapse.
Replying to @paulkrugman
Truly and deeply rethink this framing, sir.
 
Congratulations to the Supreme Court on ruling kids shouldn’t be able to breathe outside the womb.
 
 
In reply to @bessbell
You're wrong. It is the most important thing. Especially to your friend.
 
In reply to @bessbell
oh my GOODNESS
Replying to @brosandprose
Great week for white rich male hypocrisy!
 
In reply to @bessbell
Republican?!!
 
 
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