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Last 50 tweets from @jacobtwop
 
In reply to @phyllisstein
What I object to, what disappoints me, isn't that people are paying their electric bills instead of their Radical Faerie dues. It's that the people who assumed we had to pick one won.
And from my perspective, it's more like they turned out to have been right. Which is galling in one sense but provides a kind of peace & wholeness in another, but mostly is the uh, reason I don't go off about this too often, haha
 
there is so much basketball these days, I find
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
I guess this guy’s never been to NYC’s Dyke March, where the people controlling the parade route and traffic are very angry very topless lesbians with drums. #1 best parade. 10/10.
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
In reply to @jacobtwop
I guess this guy’s never been to NYC’s Dyke March, where the people controlling the parade route and traffic are very angry very topless lesbians with drums. #1 best parade. 10/10.
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
In reply to @jacobtwop
I mean, if it weren't for cops, who would Stonewall have thrown their bricks at, right?
 
In reply to @phyllisstein
I get the sense that I misread the timbre of the thread and leaned too far into Online, so forgive my tone-deafness first and foremost.
Not a problem. Like I said, it's only & solely a matter of context. This conversation is itself taking place between rich white American cis men who haven't been so much as thrown off any buildings. It would be tasteless to take offense imo
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
All of this is ~extremely~ relatable to me, except Missouri.
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
I don't feel unloaded-upon; I'm grateful for the thoughtfulness and respectful of the sincerity you're applying to my glib half-thoughts. (W/r/t marriage, I shit you not I was wondering this morning if I could mount Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? as a comedy, we'll talk.)
If I'm Honey, who would you even play?
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
how healing and self-loving and sweet it is to give myself that permission. Gen X apathy + 80s politicization of our sexuality in the wake of death = a very specific sour grapes hipster thing I'm just incredibly allergic to. The end
Replying to @jacobtwop @WFKARS and 1 otherfalse
None of which is to unload on you, @phyllisstein, and this will all make more sense when I marry you. But I felt I should say something
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
I don't want to get spit on or choked, I want a life of horny domesticity. And everything in me says I can't trust the versions of myself that said "heteronormativity is stupid anyway" in the past without acknowledging that it felt so far beyond my grasp then, or
Replying to @jacobtwop @WFKARS and 1 otherfalse
how healing and self-loving and sweet it is to give myself that permission. Gen X apathy + 80s politicization of our sexuality in the wake of death = a very specific sour grapes hipster thing I'm just incredibly allergic to. The end
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
It's theoretical for A LOT of us, esp on Twitter, but you can't simultaneously decry the gelding of the gays, celebrate the ongoing BDSM processing of our trauma, AND presume Matthew Shepherd was a long time ago. He just wasn't.
Replying to @jacobtwop @WFKARS and 1 otherfalse
I don't want to get spit on or choked, I want a life of horny domesticity. And everything in me says I can't trust the versions of myself that said "heteronormativity is stupid anyway" in the past without acknowledging that it felt so far beyond my grasp then, or
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
...then I must be doing something right. I don't usually play the coastal elites card, you know that. But I have to say it hurts to constantly tiptoe around this conversation & have to listen constantly about how I'm both too much and not enough of a faggot to exist
Replying to @jacobtwop @WFKARS and 1 otherfalse
It's theoretical for A LOT of us, esp on Twitter, but you can't simultaneously decry the gelding of the gays, celebrate the ongoing BDSM processing of our trauma, AND presume Matthew Shepherd was a long time ago. He just wasn't.
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
Subjectively, my protests against heteronormativity came more from being indoctrinated that those things were too pure for me, for reasons adults couldn't reveal, than anything from within. If accepting myself as a khaki-wearing Episcopalian dad is offensive to gays & straights..
Replying to @jacobtwop @WFKARS and 1 otherfalse
...then I must be doing something right. I don't usually play the coastal elites card, you know that. But I have to say it hurts to constantly tiptoe around this conversation & have to listen constantly about how I'm both too much and not enough of a faggot to exist
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
I don't speak for anyone but me, but I can say it took 5 years to learn I was unutterably & unfathomably tainted, and the next 35 to realize I wasn't — at no point did it occur to me that being treated like, or recognized as a human being might make me less edgy or interesting
Replying to @jacobtwop @WFKARS and 1 otherfalse
Subjectively, my protests against heteronormativity came more from being indoctrinated that those things were too pure for me, for reasons adults couldn't reveal, than anything from within. If accepting myself as a khaki-wearing Episcopalian dad is offensive to gays & straights..
 
In reply to @WFKARS
VERY domesticated, myself, but even if that weren't a matter of temperament I think it can hard to remember the safety of our context. Growing up gay in Texas was 'dangerous' & 'transgressive' enough for me on its own.
Replying to @jacobtwop @WFKARS and 1 otherfalse
I don't speak for anyone but me, but I can say it took 5 years to learn I was unutterably & unfathomably tainted, and the next 35 to realize I wasn't — at no point did it occur to me that being treated like, or recognized as a human being might make me less edgy or interesting
 
In reply to @phyllisstein
No worries! And I strive to not be touchy! I just feel very strongly that queerness is many splendored, and encompasses all manner of both transgressive and more domesticated identities.
VERY domesticated, myself, but even if that weren't a matter of temperament I think it can hard to remember the safety of our context. Growing up gay in Texas was 'dangerous' & 'transgressive' enough for me on its own.
 
In reply to @boy___troy
I want this to be the only picture of me on the internet pic.twitter.com/RTH5AGKDMy
 
In reply to @ghostlygaI
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
look at these fuckin pigs
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we stan 1 or more thicc daddys
According to the White House pool, it appears the president is going to be spending Father's Day golfing with Lindsey Graham.
 
In reply to @jayasax
girl once stopped me outside the 23rd st R and asked if there was a smile nearby i pulled out my phone and did sympathetic noises: gosh, not sure, some city but at least we have each other just when i was starting to buy my own act she asked if i'd looked right under my nose
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
i heard he’s got a weak spot for you. he’s gonna come
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GIF
 
whenever men are looking at me
i hate when men look at me
 
I'd buy this man a beer if he came to my door. What would you buy him? pic.twitter.com/YJZgbMZQUT
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
I meant to be making the point that seeing a dumb racist amateur, ignorant of all history or law, fuck up & lie constantly—and get away with it, be loved for it—must be like seeing infinite gays unburied, for trumpets. Sorry I cut to the feeling
Replying to @jacobtwop
"if I was as smart as Larry the Cable Guy nobody could ever make me feel bad again" for president. Pace Picante cowboys murdering queers for buying their salsa from New York City, for president. Clint Eastwood yelling at a chair, forever. Everything was sensation, nothing hurt
 
I've long been impressed by the ability of lesbians to mobilize on behalf of any story or entertainment with queers, they need representation so badly. & I'm not joking when I say this may be Trump's appeal for the very stupid. or my love of Buttigieg because we're both hot af
Replying to @jacobtwop
I meant to be making the point that seeing a dumb racist amateur, ignorant of all history or law, fuck up & lie constantly—and get away with it, be loved for it—must be like seeing infinite gays unburied, for trumpets. Sorry I cut to the feeling
 
I don't know who needs to hear this right now but I'm a dumb little baby.
 
Sarah Sanders growled, "This closet ain't big enough for both of us." Mother didn't understand the implication, she just knew her man was under fire. And by the night's end, Sarah was done in this town forever
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
In reply to @jacobtwop
The devil told you that
 
I've long been impressed by the ability of lesbians to mobilize on behalf of any story or entertainment with queers, they need representation so badly. & I'm not joking when I say this may be Trump's appeal for the very stupid. or my love of Buttigieg because we're both hot af
Replying to @jacobtwop
That's right fellas I'm exactly as hot as Mayor Pete but way less married 😘
 
I've long been impressed by the ability of lesbians to mobilize on behalf of any story or entertainment with queers, they need representation so badly. & I'm not joking when I say this may be Trump's appeal for the very stupid. or my love of Buttigieg because we're both hot af
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
Starbuck seemed prepared to endure for long ages to come, and to endure always
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
How do I join this band
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Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
 
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
This Father's Day I am thinking about this photo of Barron Trump where he is giving huge *Carol looking out the window longingly* vibes
 
Every 7 seconds, a gay man in his 20s dyes his hair blond... and it’s time we put a stop to it. That’s why I’m THRILLED to announce my new non-profit. Please watch, share widely, and help us in our fight!! 👱🏻‍♂️🚫 pic.twitter.com/ZAkyi84n7b
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
Every 7 seconds, a gay man in his 20s dyes his hair blond... and it’s time we put a stop to it. That’s why I’m THRILLED to announce my new non-profit. Please watch, share widely, and help us in our fight!! 👱🏻‍♂️🚫
 
Even with Chuck Todd's ludicrously soft touch it still cracks me up when anybody can get Steve Scalise to declare that he supports people's right to self-radicalize & shoot him with their guns, and that it's actually good when that happens
 
In reply to @jacobtwop
So, people are LGBTQ+ BECAUSE of cops?
Replying to @Devlin_B
Yes because of traffic would otherwise stop it
 
[ Valerie Cherish voice ]: "I didn't need to DOUthat!!!!"
 
this stuff matters because Louis CK's return is a threat to workplace safety in comedy clubs everywhere, and probably eventually TV/film sets. it is irresponsible for comics like Pete to treat this as a philosophical exercise rather than a crisis in the making
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
[middle english period group chat]

feudalismluvr: havin roast beef w/gravé tonite
groats4days: lol gravé
saxon_69: gravé
domesday_bloke: gravé
yas_faerie_kween: gravé

[le_borte_d'arthur has changed the group name to "gravé"]
 
 
 
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
In reply to @ThoughtSlime
They put this gross shield up by putting him in the promos, but do people really think this kid would think up something like that? It's the kind of mean idea which would be thought up by some rich executive type
 
sorry but happy Father's Day to whatever the slampiece on the Axel Show's name is
 
Bakunin Malala Retweeted ·  
If your man is all of a sudden taking bubble baths in a large clawfoot tub and using an oversized wooden-handled back scrubber while singing Nessun Dorma as loud as he can to himself, honey, sorry, but he cheating.
 
 
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