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Last 50 tweets from @pattonoswalt
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
Final order cutoff for @GoToTheChapel #3 is TODAY! This issue is insanely fun, as Emily and the Bad Elvis Gang go head-to-head against the limitless dysfunction of the Anderson Family! Call your #comics shops NOW with the preorder codes SEP191367, SEP191368 and SEP191369!
 
I’m gonna be processing #SuccessionHBO all week — just in time, too. Just got done processing @fleabag. Absolute brilliance.
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
Thank you @pattonoswalt for being our @Lodge49 champion all season. We are meditating and summoning right there with you. #RenewLodge49 @AMC_TV

Also, these pics are absolutely adorable 💖
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
The 400th episode of The Dollop drops tomorrow night.

With special guest @pattonoswalt
 
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I've never done anything as fast as when I saw a new Ghost Box was out from a @pattonoswalt post then immediately ordered it. I love scary stuff. What's a good spooky read you've recently enjoyed?
 
Tomorrow night is the Season 2 finale of @Lodge49 on @AMC_TV. Just a fantastic show from top to bottom. I am meditating on it getting a 3rd season. I even dressed up my poor family for the Summoning Ritual!
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
Look, man, I think you’re perfect, and it should be a straight offer, but Lorne needs ya to come in AGAIN and read for Mr. Noodle. He’s not sure the deep psychosis of his ‘imaginary friend’ syndrome reads tragic enough at this point. Grover is up to read with you.
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
Tag the President, Senator. Don’t be a coward now that the massacre is underway.
 
huh who helped make this happen i wonder
As Turkish backed fighters approach a Kurdish held city in #Syria:
-700 #ISIS supporters escaped
-Erdogans forces are filming themselves beheading Kurds - U.S. troops are at serious risk of being cut off & of coming under attack by enemy fighters.
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
My #Inktober theme: Arthouse Muppets! Day #13: Rowlf in Jim Jarmusch's GHOST DOG: THE WAY OF THE SAMURAI. Pen, brush, ink & mixed media on 8.5 X 11" bristol board.
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
sometimes we get so upset by what we haven’t accomplished. our minds eye gets utterly fogged to the point that everything we have accomplished is no longer visible.

here‘s a squeegee.

you are okay. don’t worry right now about what you didn’t do.

you’ve done a lot of things.
 
 
uh do you still have that outfit?
In reply to @MeredthSalenger
And to be clear... he did not actually say that. But he did cast me. This is what I wore in the film. pic.twitter.com/A4J7dE0VmL
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
That director was none other than the brilliant Larry David! #sourgrapes
 
This made me so happy. Have a great weekend, everyone.
The little one is my deaf five-year-old, singing “Stop in the Name of Love” with Mary Wilson from The Supremes, at a benefit for “No Limits - for deaf children and families.”

(Not pictured: my wet eyes.) pic.twitter.com/D7sxKa1QNm
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
The Curse of the Cat People has provided me with a new conversational tactic I didn't know was allowed
 
 
What?!? Really? @MeredthSalenger was once cast in a movie ‘cuz during her audition a spider began lowering from the ceiling onto her head. The director made her take two steps forward to dodge it and then said, “Well I GOTTA cast you now.”
Thank you @pattonoswalt for an amazing show! In true Halloween fashion, you had a spider dropping down next to you close to the mic stand. I thought he was your opening act but @blainecapatch did a great job too. That fly joke killed me! (And the spider) 🕷 pic.twitter.com/cbzWQEu2yX
 
You’ll hear from my lawyers on Monday.
Since other comedians seem to have covered depression and cancer, I am moving away from autobiographical stand-up and writing jokes exclusively about pumpkin flavoring.
 
Good Lord I love @blainecapatch. And so will you in about an hour, Escondido!
 
Heading to Escondido with @blainecapatch! Traffic’s crazy but we’ll still get there super-early! See you guys soon!
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
I hope comedians are paying attention to @GaryGulman's new special, because last year we had Nanette, and yet again here's another VERY CLEAR signal that honesty and intelligence will continue to give comedians all the voice they want.
 
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Aww. How cute. This episode of My Little Pony that I just turned on for the Grandnugget features @pattonoswalt @MeredthSalenger and Alice Oswalt as a new family trying to adjust to each other.
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
“You, too can rent the U.S. military ... even if you’ve flown jets into our skyscrapers.”
 
Thank you to everyone who gave to this - we’re going to beat him, one step at a time.
In reply to @MinnesotaDFL
💙💙WE DID IT!💙💙 Our #MoneyBlizzard smashed two separate goals!💰🌨️ Thank you all for supporting our mission to keep Minnesota nice! Our work goes on, so if you'd still like to chip in and help us hold MN in 2020, we'd love to have you on the team! secure.actblue.com/donate/moneybl… pic.twitter.com/OIoQYoaMdr
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
You’re a hateful bigot and the epitome of everything that pisses in the face of the one you claim as your lord and savior.
 
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Trump is sending troops to Saudi Arabia after abandoning the Kurds because they, “Weren’t there at Normandy.”

Someone should tell this ignorant jackass where Saudi Arabia was on 9/11.
 
Yeah Bill — imagine a hell-world run by sociopaths with zero moral compass, compassion or humility.
Attorney General Bill Barr: "This is not decay. This is organized destruction. Secularists and their allies have marshaled all the forces of mass communication, popular culture, the entertainment industry, and academia in an unremitting assault on religion & traditional values." pic.twitter.com/HPda0ybdYN
 
whaaaaaaa?
Fun fact: the ORIGINAL ideas for the @pattonoswalt MLP episode was a Discord episode based on his stand up act “Rats”. But @joshhaber and I couldn’t make it work so we came up with Quibble Pants based on his stand up about hating the Star Wars prequels! #MLPSeriesfinale
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
spiders watching humans put webs all over their house during halloween
 
PLEASE do not add a story element to your haunted house. Thank you.
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
My #Inktober theme: Arthouse Muppets! Day #12: Zoot in Chris Marker's LA JETÉE. Pen, brush, ink & mixed media on 8.5 X 11" bristol board.
 
I LOVE her. And I take a moment out of every day to marvel that I found her.
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
This remains the greatest Halloween tweet of all time.
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
You wouldn’t know a joke if one raised you.
 
Congrats on this! Always create stuff, ALWAYS.
The Teaser Trailer for my Feature Film debut as Writer/Director: WDED Dead In The Morning is LIVE! Full length trailer coming soon. Until then, enjoy! Follow WDEDmovie on FB, Instagram & Twitter. youtu.be/oQ2wvRc_-a4 pic.twitter.com/YjKZO0B9da
 
Already ordered mine, plus some extras as gifts! Always the best time of the year!! #ShortStoryAdventCalendar
Introducing: the 2019 Short Story Advent Calendar.

It's our fifth anniversary, so to celebrate, we got a bit colourful.

ON SALE NOW: shortstoryadventcalendar.com pic.twitter.com/LsIY4UAm43
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
How can ALL these hayrides by haunted? Seems fishy to me, guys
 
 
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The minute Trump says he never met somebody and doesn't know much about them I know they're going to prison. 🐶
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
periodically a young writer emails asking for advice on making a career in journalism. i always tell them the same thing: watch succession, do a screengrab of a character saying something funny with subtitles on, then tweet it and say "i think about this every day"
 
 
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President Trump played Prince’s “Purple Rain” tonight at a campaign event in Minneapolis despite confirming a year ago that the campaign would not use Prince’s music. The Prince Estate will never give permission to President Trump to use Prince’s songs. pic.twitter.com/FuMUPzSWOe
 
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In reply to @TananariveDue
And yes, teachers matter. I married one and take pride in thinking about the good she’s done for students through the years.
 
My #Inktober theme: Arthouse Muppets! Day #11: Oscar the Grouch in David Lynch's MULHOLLAND DRIVE. Pen, brush, ink & mixed media on 8.5 X 11" bristol board. pic.twitter.com/cJXPzgCuTC
 
This is an extraordinary piece of work and @GaryGulman is hilarious. Give it a watch — 5 minutes in you’re hooked. #TheGreatDepresh
In observation of #WorldMentalHealthDay watch @GaryGulman #TheGreatDepresh for free, now through Saturday, on YouTube: youtu.be/je0EbrZIB9E pic.twitter.com/CMLj1LX7r5
 
daaaaamn elizabeth
The delivery here makes this even funnier pic.twitter.com/Edywcie5Yf
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
That’s the Minneapolis I know...
 
Patton Oswalt Retweeted ·  
In reply to @MinnesotaDFL
WE'RE SO CLOSE TO OUR GOAL OF 2,500 DONORS! Let's keep it up and see if we can hit our goal before Trump takes the stage! Can we count on you to stand with us, fund our work to keep MN blue, and turn Trump into a⛄️ with our #MoneyBlizzard? Chip in now! 👇🏽secure.actblue.com/donate/moneybl…
 
 
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