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Last 50 tweets from @strngwys
The brakes on the Z4 are pretty good. Just ask all the deer running around the Bay Area backroads.
 
What’s the last time an all-new nameplate was this much of a slam dunk?
 
 
Using “Brazil” in a commercial doesn’t make me want to buy the thing.
 
Make tacos, not war. 🕊️

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Me whenever anyone on The Great British Baking Show says they’re going to use Rose Water for flavor.
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In reply to @strngwys
Funny enough, I'm completely serious. See? pic.twitter.com/k099GMkYQv
 
Let’s all guess and see who’s right tomorrow

My guess: Exxon Mobile
We have another big story coming tomorrow.

It’s not on Trump.

It’s on a powerful company grifting the government and you.
 
Ignore the laurels and breathless best film evah talk that serve to embalm this one. Citizen Kane is still so strange, so weirdly funny, so mysterious and sleek, it moves like a panther. Studio film making is so timid now.
 
A PR person just sent me a email telling me his source is available to talk to the publication Biba.

This is a new one for me. It was bad enough the topic didn't come anywhere near my coverage area. But I'm writing this one down on my list of "worst PR people ever."
Replying to @erinbiba
Added Biba as a publication I’ve written for to LinkedIn
 
 
In reply to @strngwys
The people sitting across the aisle are seriously trying to figure how to fuck on this flight.
Replying to @strngwys
There was no love making on the flight. Well, not near me. Who knows what those rich folks in first class are doing. Free champagne is quite the aphrodisiac
 
 
this might be my worst take ever but... i think this letter is mostly fine
 
The anxiety of being late with an article MY EDITORS DONT EVEN KNOW THAT I’M WRITING

Being a writer is awesome.
 
In reply to @JeanGreasy
I should also add that this was after Mike Birbiglia’s The New One performance. Just 5 of us talking. I haven’t said anything about this to him, still. I wonder if Patty and John just didn’t care, or later they were like “wtf was up with that weirdo, Mike?” 😑
 
Doctor explaining post surgery recovery and diet: “Keep it simple. Soups and broth. If you eat a cheeseburger you’ll probably throw up a cheeseburger.”

Me: “So you’re saying I CAN eat a cheeseburger.”
Replying to @edcasey
Cheeseburger stew seems like a nice compromise or result of eating a cheeseburger.
 
Please join me nov. 16th 6-9pm @ 3135 24th for the opening of my pop-up studio/gallery. I will spend the next month making paintings and teaching classes. Thank you @compass for donating the space. All my classes in the space will be free!
 
In reply to @strngwys
Welp. Someone left their bags without a tag on the jet bridge. 😂
Replying to @strngwys
The people sitting across the aisle are seriously trying to figure how to fuck on this flight.
 
hello car twitter, the 4th and final window regulator on my E46 failed today. i did not win a prize.
 
And writing letters. Oh and shaking hands. Also not be a horrible monster stuffed like a pile of rotting melons into a suit of orange human skin
The next President should be experienced at government and such.
 
In reply to @strngwys
I'm really sorry that you're spending another night in LA, Robbie
Replying to @c_davies
Halp me. I put the ham under my tongue and it’s not helping
 
This is a very important and under considered question.
Replying to @coolgrey
We kept ours under our bed so if the bed fell during an earthquake it wouldn’t squish our scared cats. Also easy to get too
 
In reply to @strngwys
I may be on the flight Of the damned. I assume this happens all the time on Air Force One.
Replying to @strngwys
Welp. Someone left their bags without a tag on the jet bridge. 😂
 
A lot of people on this flight don’t understand how seating assignments work. Even the tiny picture over every row with the number and letter isn’t helping.
Replying to @strngwys
I may be on the flight Of the damned. I assume this happens all the time on Air Force One.
 
A lot of people on this flight don’t understand how seating assignments work. Even the tiny picture over every row with the number and letter isn’t helping.
 
In reply to @strngwys
Because it's in LA, and no one here thinks it sucks. I swear it's like watching a goldfish swim around a plastic castle thinking how cool the plastic castle is and ignoring the rest of the fucking universe.
 
In reply to @stevenewing
Sad to have missed you at this. I was supposed to go but ended up having to teach goat yoga in LB. (And yes. I'm totally serious)
 
In reply to @chizhao
My book about the crow that lives in my backyard and eats all my pears was not optioned. So I’m going home.
Replying to @strngwys @chizhao and 1 otherfalse
It’s called Super Dumped: The Battle to Clean up all Pear-Infused Poop
 
In reply to @strngwys
Replying to @chizhao @MikeIsaac
My book about the crow that lives in my backyard and eats all my pears was not optioned. So I’m going home.
 
 
in LA

turn my head in traffic

see weird al, texting
Replying to @MikeIsaac
Stop following me to LA mike. It’s getting weird. Also leave Al alone.
 
My laptop battery will die before I finish this article. LAX, I curse you.
 
In reply to @strngwys
he's still going to like this tweet
Replying to @taddsche
soon he'll hire someone to do that. Then we have truly lost him
 
 
 
 
We hate it when our friends become successful. And if they're Mike Issac, that makes it even worse...
Mike Isaac's book, Super Pumped: The Battle for Uber, will be the basis for a Showtime series by Billions creators Brian Koppelman and David Levien (@joeotterson / Variety)

variety.com/2019/tv/news/s…
techmeme.com/191016/p30#a19…
 
In reply to @strngwys
Need to plug something in? Too bad, we cut power to the terminals in 1998 and just put those seats with outlets out because we enjoy watching videos of frustrated travelers trying to power up their devices on Sundays after Succession.
Replying to @strngwys
Why is LAX always under construction but nothing changes? We shut down portions of the airport for multi-month paintball tournaments. When we're done we rip the electrical out of the walls, tear down half the signs and reopen those buildings for flights.
 
In reply to @strngwys
Wanna find your gate? Enjoying walking in literal circles for something crammed in a corner with five seats for 200 passengers.
Replying to @strngwys
Need to plug something in? Too bad, we cut power to the terminals in 1998 and just put those seats with outlets out because we enjoy watching videos of frustrated travelers trying to power up their devices on Sundays after Succession.
 
Replying to @strngwys
Wanna find your gate? Enjoying walking in literal circles for something crammed in a corner with five seats for 200 passengers.
 
 
 
It's pouring buckets. Should I still go buy myself some cake?
 
 
In reply to @erinbiba
I literally couldn't get anywhere near my tomatillos during daylight hours this year because they were completely SWARMED with bees.
 
 
Last night when I opened my @lyft app I saw new terms & conditions. Because I'm a lawyer, I scrolled. What I saw made me so mad I closed the app & hailed a cab. @lyft is not only forcing people into #arbitration, they are now requiring #PAGA waivers 😡⬇️ lyft.com/terms
Lyft Terms of Service
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After years of debate about social media harassment by world leaders, Twitter's new policies seem pretty weak, says @iansherr in a letter to @jack. 'You're essentially saying world leaders can tweet anything they want on Twitter.' What do you say @jack? cnet.co/32kKlQT
 
 
 
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