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Last 50 tweets from @TheOnion
Library Of Congress Completes Destruction Of 70 Million Works Deemed Culturally Insignificant bit.ly/3AITpzj
 
Distant Planet Terrified It Might Be Able To Someday Support Human Life bit.ly/3AJ7MUb
 
College Newspaper Staff Know Exactly How They Would Respond If Editorial Freedom Challenged bit.ly/3lIE90Z
 
Man Only Has Himself To Blame For What’s In Targeted Banner Ad bit.ly/3DJ9zur
 
50 Years Of Climate Change, Habitat Loss Somehow Unable To Take Down Goddamned Parrotfish bit.ly/3hRiQ8v
 
NFL Switches To All-Pink MRI Machines For Breast Cancer Awareness Month bit.ly/3p7i4LY
 
8 Electrical Outlets That Would Love The Opportunity To Power A Coffee Maker bit.ly/3lJM0vB
 
Monsanto Lab On Lockdown After Scientists Find Shattered Tomato Containment Unit bit.ly/3vcg71G
 
NASA Social Media Manager Considers Himself Part Of Team bit.ly/3ABQQzb
 
Woman Fulfills Manifest Destiny Of Hardwood Floor Throughout Home bit.ly/3AIbzRC
 
New Rec Room Has Everything A Teen Could Want, Reports Church Youth Pastor bit.ly/3j20tB9
 
 
Report: Mom Has Plan For Tub Of Whipped Cream In Fridge bit.ly/3DEHNz7
 
Child’s Loose Grasp On Balloon Only Thing Between Peace And Anarchy At Restaurant bit.ly/3vgcIij
 
Busy Referee Regrets Not Finding Time To Throw Flag Around With Son bit.ly/3aAkyKa
 
Man Has Never Given Single Definitive Yes To Any Invitation He's Ever Received bit.ly/3BH07Hg
 
Account Manager Fondly Remembers Day In College When Everyone Hung Out On Roof bit.ly/3oU5dN0
 
Disturbing Facts Disney Would Never Want You To Know About Their Theme Parks bit.ly/3yTmJmy
 
Man Wakes Up From Bender With Financial Problems Solved bit.ly/3BH0Yb3
 
How To Protect Your Personal Information Online bit.ly/3v6zr0p
 
Report: Average American Consuming 4 Ounces Of Cheese Right Now bit.ly/3AHXhjX
 
College Graduate First Person In Family To Waste $160,000 bit.ly/2YM96so
 
Report: More Children Being Raised With Religion Of Pushier Parent bit.ly/3FUIXZA
 
Ethical Hunter Throws Duck He Shot Back Into Sky bit.ly/3BT6WWE
 
Top 6 Happiest Countries In The World bit.ly/3mR6vpa
 
Woman Always Thought She Would Have More Impressive Showerhead By This Age bit.ly/3aEKpRe
 
Dad Announces Plan To Honk When He’s Out Front bit.ly/3vkK67B
 
While microchips aren’t being put in vaccines, they are frequently disguised as crackers or shredded wheat squares, or even enlarged into a 16-inch Sicilian pizza crust... bit.ly/3j4HO7I
 
Area Man Proud He Can Still Fit Into Car From High School bit.ly/3n0Lk43
 
Half-Shredded Banksy Painting Sells For $25.4 Million bit.ly/3aJPmYW #WhatDoYouThink?
 
Sleep Easy, Gamers: The Original Team Of Developers Behind ‘GoldenEye 007’ All Have Robust Savings Accounts And Can Comfortably Provide For Their Families bit.ly/3DLYGYY
 
The Onion’s Guide To Socially Responsible Investing bit.ly/3FQhuIj
 
Bannon Defies Subpoena On Grounds He Digesting Wild Boar Whole Over Next 6 Months bit.ly/3DHI6ta
 
Most Terrifying Ways The Government Is Spying On You bit.ly/3BMEJ3C
 
Intergalactic Animal Rights Groups Condemn Use Of Brutal, Unsanitary Planet To Raise Human Meat bit.ly/3neuPSr
 
Bride Edges Out Bartender To Rank As Fourth Most Beautiful Woman At Wedding bit.ly/30ppEHj
 
10 Photos That Will Make You Angry Because You Are A Strange Person Who Gets Upset At Pictures Of Wallets bit.ly/3AMPPEe
 
Similac Introduces New Ghost Pepper Infant Formula bit.ly/3lF6Dc5
 
Smithsonian Acquires Arms Of Kermit The Frog Puppeteer bit.ly/3p7Q6Q6
 
FDA Issues Guidelines To Reduce Salt In Foods bit.ly/3BMaVE4 #WhatDoYouThink?
 
Remington Introduces Ammunition For Sensitive Skin bit.ly/3iZbvH9
 
Hundreds Killed In Brutal Pro-Something–Anti-Something Clash bit.ly/3aDD44l
 
All Flights Grounded After FAA Officials Suddenly Realize That Man Was Not Meant To Fly bit.ly/3FL3oI5
 
Grandson’s Jigsaw Puzzle Strategy Fucking Pathetic bit.ly/3aFKjJ0
 
USDA Rolls Out New School Brunch Program For Wealthier School Districts bit.ly/3vezvuM
 
Disappointing Buffalo Wild Wings Not Living Up To Ridicule bit.ly/3mWW0kb
 
Student loan debt can be paid back in a lump sum, or over the course of several lifetimes bit.ly/3AM7QCB
 
Bard College Named Nation's No. 1 Dinner Party School bit.ly/3mVSaIk
 
Top 10 Things To Do In New York City bit.ly/3iPOHZK
 
You work hard for your money. Now, hand it over bit.ly/3oZLNX2
 
 
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