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Last 50 tweets from @ConanOBrien
Now that everyone has more free time on their hands, any chance we can finally get around to changing the name of sour cream?
 
I just heard that most of the babies recently born in New Zealand take a moment to look around then loudly say, "Ohhh, HELL YEAH!"
 
Today is the Wednesday you thought was Thursday.
 
Money-saving idea: get rid of Mike Pence, replace with a large vanilla milkshake.
 
I spoke with my friend @JimCarrey about comedy, truth, and his new genre-defying memoir @ apple.co/TeamCoco
 
I’m excited to announce the launch of Twatch, my new live streaming service where you can watch me assemble jigsaw puzzles.
 
Question for the man with the medically grafted penis growing out of his arm: Are you getting more--or fewer--rides when you hitchhike?
 
Today Dr. Fauci announced he’s hopeful by year’s end we’ll have a release date for TENET.
 
People are calling for the presidential debates to be canceled, but if that happens, how will I decide who to vote for?
 
I let a jellyfish sting me today, just for the physical contact.
 
I am still available if Joe Biden changes his mind and decides to go with a white woman.
 
If Trump bans TikTok, what will I threaten to join when my kids don’t do their homework?
 
I’ve got a new side hustle, and it’s getting the hilarious @wkamaubell to be my friend. Check out my season opener and hear why he is definitely not interested. apple.co/TeamCoco
 
I can only imagine how slow Netflix streaming must have been while quarantining for the 1918 pandemic.
 
When I cook, I only use the freshest herbs and vegetables to f*** up the recipe.
 
Well, looks like the wife and I are gearing up for another Date Month.
 
Have we settled on a term for all our new mask-related acne yet? Maskne? Macne? Covimples?
 
Ladies, I’m a 2-ply, washable cloth mask in the streets and a surgical n95 respirator in the sheets.
 
I'm starting to resent the way my Postmate always says, "Another 3-pizza Tuesday, Mr. O'Brien?”
 
Idea: we hire Jeff Goldblum to calmly talk this virus into chilling out.
 
True Crime Podcast Idea: 'The Husband Didn't Do It'. It will be 2 episodes.
 
Our father, who art in heaven-- what the hell, man?
 
Wanted to watch the Chernobyl miniseries but thanks to Alexa I am deeply engrossed in "Cher: No Bull." What a life she's had!
 
Canadian border agents say "No thanks, you diseased ingrate" in the most polite way.
 
Crammed a mattress into the Largo dressing room. I’ve never felt like a bigger star.
 
Genuinely jealous of people who live in haunted mansions right now and get to have company over.
 
Disney World is running a special where your ticket automatically gets you a Fast Pass to COVID.
 
"Let's meet for coffee"- New Zealanders right now, rubbing our noses in it.
 
We are living in a time when going to a museum belongs in a museum.
 
Fun fact: Nudity is typically blurred out on TV because no one can get their genitals to sign a release form.
 
If you’re wondering how much weight I’ve gained during quarantine, I just googled “male caftan.”
 
Bad news: I've been googling symptoms on the internet and it sounds like I have hypochondria.
 
My hair has gotten so long but it still has its magical powers.
 
Instead of “Buyer beware,” how about “Seller don’t be a dick”?
 
“What’s with all the statues?”
--Future scuba divers
 
My POV from @LargoLosAngeles. Watch an all-new week of shows starting tonight @ 11/10c on @TBSNetwork.
 
Turns out the people who predicted the world ending in 2012 were optimists.
 
And to think that this whole time, I respected Donald Trump because of his SAT scores. Strike one, Mr. President.
 
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck did CrossFit? My guess is more.
 
I really enjoyed @JimCarrey's "memoir." Like Jim, the book is wildly comic, inventive, subversive, and made primarily of compressed paper pulp. sites.prh.com/jim-carrey-mem…
 
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"I'm an impossible square." - @ConanOBrien shocks @RobLowe on a new episode of "Literally!" Watch part of their conversation @ youtu.be/wCj9TkY7tfY.
 
My first electric guitar! #TBT
 
Just went to the doctor, my BMI is 40% ice cream.
 
Hear @tomhanks and I discuss his new movie @GreyhoundMovie, SNL memories, and our squeaky voices @ apple.co/TeamCoco
 
I did it. I left my house. My first show from @LargoLosAngeles premieres tonight with guest Will Ferrell. youtu.be/A1-pLycjOg4 #SaveOurStages
 
Looks like I trained for the 2020 running of the bulls for nothing.
 
With churches still closed I’m forced to sneak glances at my watch at home.
 
Just now remembering I left a tuna fish sandwich on my desk back in March.
 
Not sure I like the revised MLB rules for this shortened season: first bunt wins? Odd.
 
I'm going to be checking out @TheOutpostMovie today — very true and harrowing story of an intense battle in the Afghanistan War. I also plan to floss, but no one cares about that.
 
 
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