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Last 50 tweets from @JimMFelton
 
In reply to @JimMFelton
Was the milk-cola thing not a parody?! Good god man.
Replying to @RalfLittle
Lol. Not even a little, I drink it on purpose.
 
In reply to @JimMFelton
I used to have one called Fred Delicioso and it just redid my tweets but in Spanish
Replying to @Fred_Delicious
does whoever ran that account think that anyone speaking in spanish is just taking the piss "ola" haha roasted
 
 
In reply to @JimMFelton
this but they're in one of superman's balls pic.twitter.com/o11T1lcc3G
Replying to @JimMFelton
"Good day dear?" Man (trying not to think about how his testicle contains a second, smaller man) "yes"
 
Roses are red
Violets majestical pic.twitter.com/zCXv1WiN2S
Replying to @JimMFelton
this but they're in one of superman's balls
 
Roses are red
Violets majestical
 
 
In reply to @JimMFelton
Very minimal effort on the parody. He's not even inventing drinks like eggy fanta.
Replying to @robmanuel
Could go for an eggy Fanta tbh, become my own parody
 
Replying to @SpillerOfTea
Almost certainly now that you mention it. Wondered where he’d gone.
 
A weird part of being (mildly) internet famous is discovering parody accounts that have been tweeting obsessively about you to their 0 followers for months pic.twitter.com/Honpn7l1K7
Replying to @JimMFelton
Regular reminder that if you don’t like my tweets, I am basically a nobody who you can block and never see again, you do not need to be a creepy obsessive freak about it. Good talk.
 
A weird part of being (mildly) internet famous is discovering parody accounts that have been tweeting obsessively about you to their 0 followers for months
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
Poliovirus has been found in the sewage of eight more London boroughs, following an announcement in June that it had been identified at a sewage treatment site in East London

For more on this and other news visit trib.al/Rx0iR33
 
have we considered simply pantsing our way out of the energy bill rises
 
[plan desperately needed to tackle cost of living crisis that is spiraling out of control]

Rishi Sunak: may I offer you a whacky anecdote about how I'm too rich to know how to use a debit card
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
In reply to @Fred_Delicious
Bruce Willis and the pug are lying on hospital beds, hand in paw. The pug’s kidneys are failing and despite science & logic,Bruce is a match
 
Vote for me, a man who had to have the concept of tapping explained to him in his forties
 
Scientist 1: I shall call you fly, on account of how you fly

Scientist 2: I shall call you a golden fox, in honour of your shiny fur

Bony-eared assfish, who thinks its most-prominent feature is its lovely teeth: oh boy oh boy oh boy, I cannot wait for my turn
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
the whole uk paying our energy bills in 2023
Possibly sensitive media. Public access unavailable.
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
James you can't just make up a load of new Tories.
 
In reply to @PrivChaffinch
I’m going to need more details on this quite urgently
 
In reply to @JamesCleverly
It’s like you typed in “generic Tory MP” on Dall-E
 
Great to have more colleagues join the team. pic.twitter.com/6w7Lirh6rG
Replying to @JamesCleverly
It’s like you typed in “generic Tory MP” on Dall-E
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
 
Looking forward to getting £300 a month energy bills and having to read that total via candle
EXCLUSIVE: The UK government is planning for several days of organised blackouts this winter for industry and households under its latest “reasonable worst-case scenario” trib.al/ljWNO1J pic.twitter.com/AR5YVJ66FU
 
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
A Sims 4 Update Accidentally Added Incest Mode
iflscience.com/a-sims-4-updat…
 
I find a good way to keep people's money in their pockets is not to present them with a £4,000 energy bill
"What I'm talking about is enabling people to keep more money in their own pockets"

PM hopeful Liz Truss says "we should be on the side of people who do the right thing... people who are contributing to the economy"
bbc.in/3BUFE52 pic.twitter.com/uwg4C5VMKs
 
In reply to @JimMFelton
Any dedication, you say... pic.twitter.com/w6IzVjXZd4
Replying to @freepearn
this is why i should have specified nothing incriminating
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
In reply to @JimMFelton
Any dedication, you say...
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
I can't bring myself to tell my sons I love them, but Jim can.

Christmas is coming so get your imagination cap on and see how weirdly you can abuse this.
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
A bunch of you have asked where you can get signed copies of my book, well GOOD NEWS because it's here.

You can request any dedication and I'll write it, no matter how weird and/or incriminating. Perfect gift if you haven't already finished Xmas shopping.
coles-books.co.uk/assholes-by-ja…
Assholes by James Felton - Signed Edition
coles-books.co.uk
 
Replying to @Finkley1
Cheers Dale, hope you like it :)
 
A bunch of you have asked where you can get signed copies of my book, well GOOD NEWS because it's here.

You can request any dedication and I'll write it, no matter how weird and/or incriminating. Perfect gift if you haven't already finished Xmas shopping.
coles-books.co.uk/assholes-by-ja…
Replying to @JimMFelton
Coles is a great independent bookshop, so doing this helps support them too. My first ever proper signing, very exciting! Genuinely feel free to request weird drawings and shit like that, I don't mind.
 
Replying to @JimMFelton
speaking of assholes
A bunch of you have asked where you can get signed copies of my book, well GOOD NEWS because it's here.

You can request any dedication and I'll write it, no matter how weird and/or incriminating. Perfect gift if you haven't already finished Xmas shopping.
coles-books.co.uk/assholes-by-ja…
 
A bunch of you have asked where you can get signed copies of my book, well GOOD NEWS because it's here.

You can request any dedication and I'll write it, no matter how weird and/or incriminating. Perfect gift if you haven't already finished Xmas shopping.
coles-books.co.uk/assholes-by-ja…
Assholes by James Felton - Signed Edition
coles-books.co.uk
 
Shocked to wake up and hear about the raid on Trump's Mar-a-Lago home. The deep state truly does exist.
 
 
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
In reply to @BBCNWT
work to rule - fulfilling the terms of your contract of employment - is not unofficial strike action and no employee is obliged to work overtime or on rest days @BBCNewsPR
 
Six years after the referendum, about to get the third PM and we’re still at the “what the fuck are we going to do then” stage of brexit
Replying to @JimMFelton
Ok I only read the caption but Jesus Christ the video
 
Six years after the referendum, about to get the third PM and we’re still at the “what the fuck are we going to do then” stage of brexit
A new Brexit delivery unit.

Reviewing every EU law on our statute book.

Starting in my first 100 days.

Let’s keep Brexit safe👇 #Ready4Rishi Ready4Rishi.com pic.twitter.com/BjdRVJSvJz
 
A new Brexit delivery unit.

Reviewing every EU law on our statute book.

Starting in my first 100 days.

Let’s keep Brexit safe👇 #Ready4Rishi Ready4Rishi.com pic.twitter.com/BjdRVJSvJz
Replying to @RishiSunak
Look forward to having our third post-referendum prime minister trying to trying to come up with a single fucking benefit of brexit
 
Collective hatred of Labour MPs towards ⁦@BorisJohnson⁩ for delivering Brexit and 80 seat maj for Gov taking traditional Labour seats, knows no bounds. This Machiavellian enquiry is the means to a by-election and Con MPs should have no part in it. dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1…
Which stage of grief is this
 
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
The Met Police is a failed organisation. The Met Police is a racist organisation.

650 children sexually abused by officers, with Black boys disproportionately targeted.

Tear the whole thing down and salt the earth.
independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-n…
Met Police subjected 650 children to traumatising strip-searches
independent.co.uk
 
James Felton Retweeted ·  
this is like in The Simpsons when Homer is in a news story & they use an unflattering file photo of him
 
Trying to figure out the mechanics of how Rishi Sunak’s mum had sex with the Daily Mail comments section
Replying to @JimMFelton
One good thing about this godawful leadership contest is it’s 12 weeks of showing everybody how none of them have any fucking ideas at all
 
Trying to figure out the mechanics of how Rishi Sunak’s mum had sex with the Daily Mail comments section
Sunak vows to crack down on university degrees that do not improve 'earning potential' news.sky.com/story/sunak-vo…
 
I no longer understand what this means. Surely. legally, they are not allowed to exclude anyone. So why have it? pic.twitter.com/hCLPrqcuK2
Replying to @JoPhoenix1
I’m not sure bookshops are for you, given that you can’t read
 
 
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