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Last 50 tweets from @therealmarklane
Fun fact: the #Cowboys have never drafted a running back from #Texas.
 
According to @bookies, the #Cowboys have +600 odds to take #Texas RB Bijan Robinson.
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
Finally off to Indy, but before I leave you #Texans fans, here’s the mock draft that I’m sure everyone will love and totally not have any problems with because…well, why would you?

See you at Lucas Oil Stadium!
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
In reply to @TXNFootball
Saleh/Kubiak/Shanahan ties: Strausser coached with Gary & Klint Kubiak in Denver. Jake Moreland & Matt Burke were on Robert Saleh's NYJ Staff. Moreland also coached with Klint and 2 former Shanahan coaches (Justin Outten & Hackett). Jerrod Johnson coached with Klint in MIN.
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
#Texans coaches who coincided in other stops:
MIA 2016-17
Danny Barrett (RB) & Shane Day (TE)

PHI 2013
DeMeco Ryans (player) & Bill Lazor (QB)

2019
Dino Vasso, Matt Burke, Cory Undlin

SF
Meco, Slowik, Stephen Adegoke, Chris Kiffin, Undlin, Day

IND
Frank Ross & Chris Strausser
 
Replying to @ConnorNFLDraft
The beloved canine appears to be reacting to another mock draft wherein Dallas takes Bijan Robinson in Round 1.
 
 
This is what it's like living in Eastern Time working on Central Time deadlines:

web.mit.edu/manoli/mood/ww…
 
Hey, @betonline_ag, do y'all have the odds on how many water bottles #Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy will have with him at the podium at the combine?
 
Fun fact: #Dak won 13 games as a rookie quarterback
 
 
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
We continue our Astros Player of the Day series by looking at 1B/OF Bligh Madris.

@astros @PCreighton1
Full Story➡️bit.ly/3Znr12G
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
The @HoustonRockets had no answer for Klay Thompson as they returned from the All-Star Break with a 116-101 loss to the Warriors. @AdamSpolane has three takeaways from Friday’s loss.

Full Story➡️bit.ly/3kq9tUy
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
PREVIEW: No. 1 Houston Cougars basketball travels to East Carolina to face off against Pirates.

@UHCougarMBK @AYanez_5
Full Story➡️bit.ly/3Zf8VAh
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
The No. 25 Aggies are riding a six-game winning streak and look to continue their hot play with a win over Mississippi State.

@aggiembk @HailStateMBK
Full Story➡️bit.ly/3xTycDX
 
In reply to @therealmarklane
Exactly. And do a little off-roading if need be.
I love my '99 Chevy Tahoe for clearing brush. Just throw a chain around some privy hedges that have been lost to the decades and put 'er in gear.
 
In reply to @goldmctNFL
Moving to Colorado did that for me. Drove nothing but sedans when I lived in Wichita. Now I'm all about the Subaru Outbacks. Just bought a new one a few months back.
That's what I'm saying. I want a vehicle that can haul stuff, haul people, and tow some things.
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
In reply to @goldmctNFL
Moving to Colorado did that for me. Drove nothing but sedans when I lived in Wichita. Now I'm all about the Subaru Outbacks. Just bought a new one a few months back.
 
In reply to @therealmarklane
I relate to this realization from Justin Reid so much. I wanted a GTO growing up, but now that I have a truck, I never want another vehicle lol.
Replying to @goldmctNFL
I think a SUV is best because you can haul stuff and people.
 
 
 
Tired: see new coaching staff plz

Wired: See the #Texans' new coaching staff and how they are (or aren't) connected to DeMeco Ryans:

texanswire.usatoday.com/lists/houston-…
 
#Cowboys 2023 coaching staff organized by phase of the game as opposed to just jumbled together like a 12-year-old writing their memoirs unaware that the carrier return exists.
 
The #Colts have signed former #Cowboys WR Malik Turner.
 
Drazen Petrovic.
First player that comes to mind when you see this logo pic.twitter.com/zaZwndPF0e
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
This really shows how much certain fans just accept that their teams just suck
 
In reply to @KDDrummondNFL
It was in the script for you to have this reaction
That was be hilarious if Calvinism predestination only applied to pro football.
 
In reply to @therealmarklane
Dear Lord but can he make them in the playoffs
Replying to @coogiguy03
He's guaranteed not to miss in the conference title game.
 
Your team has a kicker. The #Cowboys signed K Tristan Vizcaino. #4DChess #JoeVsTheVizcaino
 
#Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy is scheduled to speak at 12:00 p.m. CT Wednesday, March 1 at the NFL combine.
 
#Texans coach DeMeco Ryans is scheduled to speak at 12:00 p.m. CT Wednesday, March 1 at the NFL combine.
 
#Texans GM Nick Caserio is scheduled to speak at 10:45 a.m. CT Tuesday, Feb. 28 at the NFL combine.
 
Replying to @carolinateague_
My sentiments exactly.
 
Dallas allegedly can support another NFL team. So, I don't know how y'all get one.
San Antonio deserves an NFL team. How many times does our city have to show up in order for the NFL to get that San Antonio is valuable?

#Politics
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
In reply to @therealmarklane
Chiefs being that high when the script worked for them is 🤯😂
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
In reply to @therealmarklane
My best friend is an Eagles fan, and he swears up and down Jerry Jones paid for the 3 super bowls in the 90’s but won’t explain why he hasn’t done it since lol
 
I mean, look at Dallas penalty history for the last 3 decades.

Specifically DPIYagainst vs DPIY gained.

Dallas games are called different and human bias makes things wonky. Saying scripted is giving the league too much credit though.
Replying to @NotToBeTrite
They can't even apply violations of league policies evenly.
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
No way in hell are the Saints that low.
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
 
Recall at training camp (7/28/22) Michael Gallup talked about how important it was to re-sign with the #Cowboys as he didn't have to balance rehab with acclimating with a new NFL team.
 
According to @betonline_ag, #Cowboys fans lead the league in conspiracy theories about the NFL being scripted.
 
Mark Lane Retweeted ·  
I have to disagree with you Shady. Bieniemy Coach me 4 years I learned so many thing for EB and I still keep in contact with him a great husband and father. He deserves to be a head coach.
 
Methinks @Dan_Ruppert is doing a good job running his site.
 
In reply to @therealmarklane
"It's 7:45. McDonald's doesn't close until 10:00. So, barring a defensive foul, there's no way they shutdown the shake machine when we get there at 8:00."
Replying to @therealmarklane
"Yeah, this parking lot is full. Barring a defensive foul, there's no way we find any parking up front."
 
In reply to @therealmarklane
"I came home and my key didn't work. When I got in, she was there with him. My debit card got switched off. I can't login to my Netflix. So, barring a defensive foul, I think we're headed for divorce."
Replying to @therealmarklane
"It's 7:45. McDonald's doesn't close until 10:00. So, barring a defensive foul, there's no way they shutdown the shake machine when we get there at 8:00."
 
In reply to @therealmarklane
"Yeah, the doctors say it has a 99% cure rate. So, barring a defensive foul, I should make a full recovery."
Replying to @therealmarklane
"I came home and my key didn't work. When I got in, she was there with him. My debit card got switched off. I can't login to my Netflix. So, barring a defensive foul, I think we're headed for divorce."
 
In reply to @therealmarklane
"Well, the low fuel light came on, we only have 30 miles until empty, nearest gas station is 45 miles away. So, barring a defensive foul, we're going to run out. Get ready to call AAA."
Replying to @therealmarklane
"Yeah, the doctors say it has a 99% cure rate. So, barring a defensive foul, I should make a full recovery."
 
In reply to @therealmarklane
"I overnighted that check. So, barring a defensive foul, the mortgage will be paid on time tomorrow morning."
Replying to @therealmarklane
"Well, the low fuel light came on, we only have 30 miles until empty, nearest gas station is 45 miles away. So, barring a defensive foul, we're going to run out. Get ready to call AAA."
 
I think "barring a defensive foul" is underrated phrase that needs to be more widely used, particularly in instances denoting a certain outcome is foregone, unless something unforeseen arrives on the scene.

Here are some examples.

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Replying to @therealmarklane
"I overnighted that check. So, barring a defensive foul, the mortgage will be paid on time tomorrow morning."
 
 
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