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Cute Cashier at Trader Joe’s: Do you have a Grindr?

Me: Uh... I just deleted it. Did you message me on there?

Cashier: For the beans, do you have a grinder for the coffee beans.

Me:

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In reply to @oheypete
Lmao the straight female equivalent is a cashier asking for your phone number and you saying “I have a boyfriend” and they reply “I meant for the reward card”
 
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This is a facebook post from Garrett Matthew combined with my video react. Lmao. ♡
 
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Sitting alone at a snack bar table one summer, my biggest crush walked up to my table and asked if anyone was sitting there (pointing to the chair next to me). I excitedly said NO!!! but he walked away dejectedly. I later realized he’d asked “Can I sit there?”
 
 
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Once I turned 45 my reponse to any context I might not catch is "define your terms"
 
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This the funniest shit I've ever seen
 
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Me: <stands at bus stop, looking up arrival time on phone> Her: <walks up, looks up from phone> "Oh, are you trying to catch it too?" Me: Yeah it'll be here in two minutes. Her: Oh. Uh. <looks back at phone> Thanks. Me: Wait, is this a Pokemon thing? Her: <walks away>
 
 
 
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. Deep breath. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
 
 
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ummm ok but follow me if you see this xo ♡
 
yea sis you can't go back to that Trader Joe's anymore 🥴
 
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Brb, setting up GoFundMe for a new computer monitor that isn't soaked in what I was just drinking.
 
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This is so beautiful oh my god
 
 
 
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Id break my neck instantly
 
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omg this dude made me feel so bad about it. he was with his 3 friends and i asked for a phone number, and he started laughing and was like no sweetheart, not interested and his friends started laughing and i was like for the rewards card..and he was ohhh but i was so embarrassed
 
steve’s the cute cashier and bucky’s the customer
 
Yoonkook au

Jungkook is the one going to buy the coffee
Yoongi is the cashier
 
In reply to @oheypete
not the antm theme 😩❌💀
 
Okay but Gavin and Nines AU tho
 
 
 
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Haha when i was in middle school and had just started with my periods, this guy sitting in front of me in class turns around and asks "when does the period end?" i looked at him like that until i understood that he meant the "class" period of 35 minutes 😂
 
 
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IS THIS THE FUCKING ANTM THEME IM CRYING
 
Literalmente una vez un pavo que se estaba haciendo un porro me pidió un grinder y yo le dije que solo lo usaba pa cotillear
 
 
 
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Sweet Jesus this is the biggest L I've ever seen I'm so sorry
 
 
I’m dying over here omfg 🤣🤣🤣
 
 
 
jikook au with cashier!jk
 
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
 
i love this tweet. also dude just shoot your shot if you’re talking to a guy who works at trader joe’s he is definitely gay
 
 
 
 
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hold up does anyone know what song is this
 
 
Junhoe as cute cashier and Hanbin as dumb gay
 
Lmao why does this remind me of @MannyMua733's gym dude story 🤣🤣
 
Cant fucking breathe. New prompts for #roadrat
 
i just threw my head back with laughter in public over this tweet!
 
i will begrudgingly accept a coffeeshop au if it is like this
 
I actually wish /I/ was dead after imagining this.
 
 
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/psHA09Re4E
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
This sent me. 😂😂😂
 
This tweet and clip have ENDED ME 💀😂
 
 
 
I’m fucken ded ☠️😂😭
 
Cute cashier at boba shop: can I have ur number?

Me: umm my number?

Cashier: for the rewards program...
 
 
 
 
I would literally pass out
 
 
 
 
this gave me heart palpitations
 
 
 
 
 
 
ААААААААААААААААААААА
 
 
 
lol this would totally be me
 
 
 
The music.... is this the sims??? Im@atill@dead
 
OH NY GOD🤣🤣😭😭😭
 
LMFAOOOOO THE FUCKING ANTM MUSIC BAHAHAHAHAH
 
 
 
 
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
 
 
 
 
 
Cashier: Genji
👇this guy: McCree
 
 
 
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I literally cried this is so fucking- I CAN'T! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
 
 
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I relate to this thread so much I don't know if it's hilarious or depressing 😂
 
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