@lizzo | 967,689 followers
EVEN WHEN ME CRUMBLE CRAZY ME GOT SHORTBREAD PROBLEMS THATS THE MONSTER IN ME ✨NOM NOM✨ THEN ME EAT EM THATS THE COOKIE IN ME 😭
Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...

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YOU COULDA HAD CHOCOLATE CHIP, MILK INCLUDED
 
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you could've had a good batch!!! soft in the middle!!! dunk them in some milk!!! just a little!!! you're supposed to scarf them down, but you're holding back, and that's the sound, OF ME HAVING A SNACK
 
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YOU COULDA HAD A BIG BATCH, GOOEY MIDDLE
 
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how long did it take you to come up with that
 
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you're 'posed to save me scones, but you ate the whole pack and that's the sound of me just crunching a snack
 
The only reason twitter is worth the time. ❤️❤️
 
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A songwriter!!!!! We continue to stan.
 
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YOU COULD HAVE HAD A CRUMB CAKE, CHOCOLATE MIDDLE. HELP YOU WITH YOUR CUPCAKE JUST A LITTLE!
 
 
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omg Lizzo!!! girl you need to go on sesame street and make this into a video with cookie monster😂😂😂 @sesamestreet
 
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NEW MAN GONNA SHOW UP WITH THE ICE CREAM.
 
SEE, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE THAT JOKE AMAZING. YOU DO IT TO THE RHYTHM OF THE ORIGINAL LYRIC.

God Lizzo is so good. Thank you, Lizzo.

Take notes, amateur comedians.
 
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You coulda had Milanos, just a little With a chocolate filling, in the middle Sometimes when I am down, I eat a whole bunch And that's the sound... of all me cookies go crunch! pic.twitter.com/uckUey0CIN
 
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Eagerly awaiting @OscarTheGrouch’s DNA test results, primarily for the tweets.
 
YEAH, ME GOT COOKIE PROBLEMS, THATS THE MONSTER IN ME 🍪 BRING BRING, NEED TO ORDER, GET DELIVERED TO ME🥛
 
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(Lizzo for a guest spot on Sesame Street!)
 
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You coulda had a fresh batch, chewy middle Cinnamon and nutmeg, just a little You’re s’posed to share ‘em round, but you’re just throwing them back And that’s the sound, of indigestion attack
 
I need this on a cross stitch
 
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This is the best thing that's ever happened on Twitter. Ever. That's it. Shut 'er down.
 
 
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FRESH COOKIES WITH THE BOMB ICING
 
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You coulda had a bad batch...
 
i know i say this all the time but i'm SO excited for lizzo to eventually go on sesame street
 
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U COULDA HAD A SNICKERDOODLE, NON COMMITTAL!
 
Lizzo-and-Cookie-Monster twitter is the best twitter.
 
This is the team up movie I want to write
 
 
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So can you go on Sesame Street and sing this please
 
 
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This could be the best @sesamestreet collaboration since @MsPattiPatti taught me how scream my ABC’s 🍪 🍪 🍪 🥛 🥛 🥛
 
Can only Cookie Monster and Lizzo tweet from now on?
 
 
👏🏾PUT👏🏾 @LIZZO 👏🏾ON 👏🏾@sesamestreet 👏🏾
 
Move over Lil Nas X and Billy Ray
 
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YOU SHOULD BE A GUEST STAR ON SEASAME STREET 💫
 
you coulda had a chocolate chip, peanut brittle
 
YOU COULDA HAD A COOKIE MONSTER, JUST A BRITTLE, HELPED YOU WITH THE BAKING, CHOCOLATE TRIPLE 🤪😂
 
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whom else in this thread would die for lizzo on sesame street
 
This whole thread is the fall banger we need
 
GET LIZZO ON SESAME STREET ASAP
 
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Looks like you've made it ❤️😎 pic.twitter.com/bQJeuKbSVW
 
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This is literally the best tweet of 2019.
 
we don't deserve Lizzo
 
 
Lizzo & Cookie Monster just remixed Truth Hurts. I’m done for the day.
 
I need to know if @LizOnTheRadio has seen this
 
Name a more iconic duo. 👇 We'll wait.
 
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can you tell her how to get, how to get to SESAME STREEEET
 
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Now you’ve got to be featured on the show. It’s inevitable. @sesamestreet, make this happen!!
 
 
We do not deserve this woman.
 
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ME COULDA HAD A SANDWICH, WHERE THE MIDDLE, IS FILLED WITH YUMMY ICE CREAM JUST A LITTLE ME WANNA SCARF EM DOOOWWWNNN AS ME AFTERNOON SNACK AND NOW ME FROWWWN BC ME ATE THE LAST PACK! 😂😂😂
 
Tell me why I read this is Desti’s Cookie Monster voice 😂
 
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We want to fuel the shortbread monster in you. Where can we send our buttery French chocolate-filled cookies?!?!?!?! xox
 
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"So if you by yourself, then go and buy yourself Another round from the COOKIES on the higher shelf" @MeCookieMonster
 
 
If you aren’t singing this in your head in a Cookie Monster voice what are you even doing.
 
I can't wait for this video collab @sesamestreet and @lizzo 😍
 
Sometimes Twitter is good.
 
 
OMG YAS 👏🏼👏🏼 🍪 👏🏼👏🏼😂
 
Lizzo/Cookie Monster collab would be the actual 🐐
 
YOU COULDA HAD A SNICKERDOODLE. A LA MODE.
 
ME COULD OF HAD A CHOCOLATE CHIP SOFT MIDDLE. INSTEAD ME PICK THE OATMEAL NOW ME SPITTAL
 
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You could've had a big batch, not just little. Baking up a big storm, peanut brittle. Oatmeal raisin nomz, don't you give me that lip I eat them all, not just chocolate chip
 
She responded to Cookie Monster! I love her more now.
 
CHOCOLATE FLOWS THRU ME BLOOD, I BEEN COOKIE SINCE 3, GOAT ON THE BEAT, MONSTER IS ALL THAT U SEE 😤

twitter.com/lizzo/status/1…
 
This tweet and the replies 🤣
 
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THIS COLLAB 😩😩 >>>
 
 
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Am I supposed to hear these lyrics with @lizzo's voice or @MeCookieMonster's voice? Me confused!
 
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This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on the god forsaken site pic.twitter.com/UdkwvckVeF
 
of course you're talking about cookies
 
you know she’s good when she can even change the lyrics for cookie monster
 
The collaboration we didn't know we needed 🙌🙌
 
TWEET REPLY OF THE YEAR AWARD ✌🏻 >>>
 
 
She’s the artist of a generation y’all
 
That's it. The internet is cancelled because it will never get better than this.
 
COULDA HAD A CHOCOLATE CHIP ✨ JUST A NIBBLE✨ HELP YOU EAT THE COOKIE DOUGH ✨ JUST A LITTLE
 
 
We don't deserve Lizzo
 
YOU COULDVE HAD CHOCOLATE CHIP, MAKE IT TRIPLE, MAYBE EVEN SUGAR, BUT JUST A LITTLE. YOU EAT COOKIES ALL THE TIIIIIIIIME BUT IM TAKING THEM BACK AND THATS THE SOUNNNNNND OF ME OPENING A DIFFERENT SNACK.
 
God please get our queen Lizzo on Sesame Street STAT. pic.twitter.com/mqU0jztv6z
 
If Lizzo doesn’t perform this on Sesame Street I WILL lose all hope in humanity.
 
OMG this thread gets better and better. 🍪🍪
 
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I’m getting ready to go to your Tampa show right now! I hope you’re having a gorgeous lil day and I hope we’ll be a good crowd for you tonight! I’m so excited!
 
 
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Not certain if I want to hear you or Cookie sing this. Wait a minute... Duet. Definitely a duet.
 
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I’MA BAKE YO SNACKS IN A MINUTE I DONT HEAT THE OVEN BITCH IT BEEN LIT
 
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This exchange resonates in my soul
 
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We took just a D N A T e S t t u r n z o u t We’re 1 0 0 % VOTING...and eating 🍪!
 
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Can we pretend your ass is a cookie so i can eat it?!? pic.twitter.com/MS2Ra0VFOv
 
YOU COULDA HAD A CHOCOLATE CHIP, NO OATMEAL
 
I cannot overstate just how much I love this
 
Delete this before Publix steals this for their bogo cookies campaign
 
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