@lizzo | 1,580,135 followers
EVEN WHEN ME CRUMBLE CRAZY ME GOT SHORTBREAD PROBLEMS THATS THE MONSTER IN ME ✨NOM NOM✨ THEN ME EAT EM THATS THE COOKIE IN ME 😭
Me just took a DNA test turns out me 100% cookies...

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In reply to @lizzo
YOU COULDA HAD CHOCOLATE CHIP, MILK INCLUDED
 
In reply to @lizzo
you could've had a good batch!!! soft in the middle!!! dunk them in some milk!!! just a little!!! you're supposed to scarf them down, but you're holding back, and that's the sound, OF ME HAVING A SNACK
 
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YOU COULDA HAD A BIG BATCH, GOOEY MIDDLE
 
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how long did it take you to come up with that
 
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you're 'posed to save me scones, but you ate the whole pack and that's the sound of me just crunching a snack
 
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FRESH COOKIES WITH THE BOMB ICING NEW MAN THAT’S MR. GINGER WITH THE STRIPING
 
The only reason twitter is worth the time. ❤️❤️
 
In reply to @lizzo
YOU COULDA HAD A CHOC CHIP, or BROWNIE BRITTLE. HELP YOU WITH YOUR OATMEAL, JUST A LITTLE
 
In reply to @lizzo
YOU COULD HAVE A BIG BATCH, WAY COMMITTAL. IF YOU RECORD THOSE NEW LYRICS, JUST FOR TWITTER. FREE CHIPS AHOYYYYYYYYY!, NOTHING HOLDING US BACK. AND THAT'S THE SOOOUUUNND OF YOU RECORDING THAT TRACK?
 
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I think we know the answer but look
 
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THIS is how you know you've made it.
 
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I just got @MeCookieMonster excited at the thought of this collab!!! pic.twitter.com/RJfjTltJDK
 
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A songwriter!!!!! We continue to stan.
 
In reply to @lizzo
YOU COULD HAVE HAD A CRUMB CAKE, CHOCOLATE MIDDLE. HELP YOU WITH YOUR CUPCAKE JUST A LITTLE!
 
In reply to @lizzo
Can we get a collab? Cookie Monster got bars "Healthy Food" from 1993, Cookie spits 225 words 121 rhymes 53.8% of his words rhymed 46 bars 287 syllables 42 separate foods referenced Only 2 cookie mentions though... Lizzo back and forth with Cookie Monster for the culture
 
This is the collaboration that will redeem 2019
 
In reply to @lizzo
WE DONT DESERVE LIZZO
 
In reply to @lizzo
Please @sesamestreet she did all the work for you. Just film it.
 
In reply to @lizzo
Cookie Monster x Lizzo collab????
 
I would watch this episode
 
 
In reply to @lizzo
You coulda had a good snack SNICKERDOODLE
 
 
In reply to @lizzo
omg Lizzo!!! girl you need to go on sesame street and make this into a video with cookie monster😂😂😂 @sesamestreet
 
In reply to @lizzo
NEW MAN GONNA SHOW UP WITH THE ICE CREAM.
 
In reply to @lizzo
You coulda had Milanos, just a little With a chocolate filling, in the middle Sometimes when I am down, I eat a whole bunch And that's the sound... of all me cookies go crunch! pic.twitter.com/uckUey0CIN
 
SEE, THIS IS WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THIS IS HOW YOU MAKE THAT JOKE AMAZING. YOU DO IT TO THE RHYTHM OF THE ORIGINAL LYRIC.

God Lizzo is so good. Thank you, Lizzo.

Take notes, amateur comedians.
 
In reply to @lizzo
You coulda had CHOCOLATE CHIP but you refuse Now you got OATMEAL RAISIN and trust issues
 
In reply to @lizzo
Eagerly awaiting @OscarTheGrouch’s DNA test results, primarily for the tweets.
 
In reply to @lizzo
You 'posed ta dunk me dowwwwn, after break me n half Now that's the sounnnnnd, of me baking a batch.
 
YEAH, ME GOT COOKIE PROBLEMS, THATS THE MONSTER IN ME 🍪 BRING BRING, NEED TO ORDER, GET DELIVERED TO ME🥛
 
YOU COULDA HAD CHOCOLATE CHIP, GOOEY MIDDLE. AND A GLASS OF MILK TOO, JUST A LITTLE.
 
In reply to @lizzo
(Lizzo for a guest spot on Sesame Street!)
 
In reply to @lizzo
you 100% need some cookies.
 
YOU COULDA HAD AN OREO
LICK THE MIDDLE
HELP YOU EAT A SNICKERDOODLE
JUST A LITTLE

The cookies golden brown
that’s what I call a fresh batch
And thats the sound of me
Nom Nom-ing my snack‼️
🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
 
In reply to @lizzo
You coulda have a choc chip, not a skittle, help you with your baking, peanut brittle🎶
 
In reply to @lizzo
Why snacks great till they gotta be baked...Store bought ...get the kitchen outta my face 🎶🎶 pic.twitter.com/xuHQ6MNyif
 
In reply to @lizzo
You coulda had a fresh batch, chewy middle Cinnamon and nutmeg, just a little You’re s’posed to share ‘em round, but you’re just throwing them back And that’s the sound, of indigestion attack
 
YOU COULDA HAD A THIN MINT OR SNICKERDOODLE!
 
I need this on a cross stitch
 
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WHY MILK GREAT TILL IT GOTTA BE GREAT?
 
This cleared my skin, cured my depression, and made me forget *the discourse* even if only for a second
 
In reply to @lizzo
This is the best thing that's ever happened on Twitter. Ever. That's it. Shut 'er down.
 
I am here for this content
 
 
In reply to @lizzo
You coulda had some cookies, but me ate em.
 
You could’ve had a chipwich - or some brittle - helped you with your baking, just a little. You supposed to make some cookies but you’re holding back and that’s the sound of me out having a snack! @lizzo
 
In reply to @lizzo
FRESH COOKIES WITH THE BOMB ICING
 
This is the best tweet on Twitter 😍
 
In reply to @lizzo
This must happen. For the children.
 
On our worst days, we now have this to reflect upon. The joy of @MeCookieMonster and @lizzo. Let’s just close Twitter for the day. It really won’t get better than this.
 
In reply to @lizzo
You coulda had a bad batch...
 
this thread in response to the cookie monster is 👌🏾😂
 
THE REPLIES THO 🔥🍪🔥🍪
 
I was sitting here feeling grief for the world when Cookie Monster and Lizzo joined forces to unleash joy and cookies on us all
 
i know i say this all the time but i'm SO excited for lizzo to eventually go on sesame street
 
In reply to @lizzo
THIS IS EVERYTHING I DIDNT KNOW I NEEDED 😭🙌🏻❤️💯🔥 bless this QUEEN
 
In reply to @lizzo
U COULDA HAD A SNICKERDOODLE, NON COMMITTAL!
 
 
Lizzo-and-Cookie-Monster twitter is the best twitter.
 
 
This is the team up movie I want to write
 
Wow this entire thread is v good content
 
In reply to @lizzo
So can you go on Sesame Street and sing this please
 
You could of had a chocolate chip, non-dairy!
 
 
 
 
If Sesame Street doesn’t make this a sketch with Cookie Monster and @lizzo I will be disappointed to say the least.
 
 
 
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This could be the best @sesamestreet collaboration since @MsPattiPatti taught me how scream my ABC’s 🍪 🍪 🍪 🥛 🥛 🥛
 
Can only Cookie Monster and Lizzo tweet from now on?
 
In reply to @lizzo
YOU COULDA HAD A VIENNESE, CREAMY MIDDLE
 
 
In reply to @lizzo
You could’ve saved me some... but you ate the whole pack. Now I’m the one ... who isn’t sharing my snack! 🍪🍪🍪
 
 
Move over Lil Nas X and Billy Ray
 
This thread is HILARIOUS.
 
 
In reply to @lizzo
YOU SHOULD BE A GUEST STAR ON SEASAME STREET 💫
 
you coulda had a chocolate chip, peanut brittle
 
In reply to @lizzo
You coulda had a bad batch, snickerdoodle
 
You coulda had a chocolate chip, not a raisin
 
This whole thread is the fall banger we need
 
GET LIZZO ON SESAME STREET ASAP
 
In reply to @lizzo
Looks like you've made it ❤️😎 pic.twitter.com/bQJeuKbSVW
 
In reply to @lizzo
whom else in this thread would die for lizzo on sesame street
 
we don't deserve Lizzo
 
 
 
YOU COULDA HAD A COOKIE MONSTER, JUST A BRITTLE, HELPED YOU WITH THE BAKING, CHOCOLATE TRIPLE 🤪😂
 
When this site brings the joy, it BRINGS THE JOY
 
I need to know if @LizOnTheRadio has seen this
 
In reply to @lizzo
I think you need to make a Sesame Street guest appearance!
 
In reply to @lizzo
can you tell her how to get, how to get to SESAME STREEEET
 
 
We do not deserve this woman.
 
somebody get Lizzo on Sesame Street PLEASE. we need this collab
 
 
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