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My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night

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This is a brilliant way to break bad news. The delivery system doubles as delicious consolation pic.twitter.com/ixPIUqWQl2
 
 
 
 
 
 
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wow this bload up I'm a queer furry photog in Seattle, please enjoy my work and hire me for a shoot sometime! flickr.com/photos/6612510鈥
 
I'm trying to brainstorm what funny thing I'd print on a toblerone, but turns out nothing beats misspelling "toblerone"
 
In reply to @gordihyena
I did that when I was stoned and ordered a pizza once. It was like a gift from the stoner gods when the pizza showed up 45 min later, cuz I had totally forgotten about it 馃槄
 
 
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When our youngest was 4, he saw an ad for ordering custom T-shirts and asked if he could get one. "What would you want it to say?" I asked. "Custom T-shirt." he replied matter-of-factly. To this day, I regret not ordering some.
 
 
 
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False. One can only get toblerone in airports. 馃お
 
i haven't stopped laughing at this for about 10 minutes. I don't know what about it makes it so funny, but its SO funny.
 
 
Can鈥檛 breathe laughing too hard
 
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Looks like the name of a Welsh town!
 
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Another forgotten Norse God, recalled only by Neil in his most excellent mythology tome, I believe. Tbbloboern, richest and most caloric of the Aesir, God of triangles equilateral, chocolates milked and gat...nouged?
 
 
i don鈥檛 know what鈥檚 wrong with me but this is the hardest I鈥檝e ever laughed at anything
 
i saw this and thought I was having a stroke
 
FUCK YEAH I KNOW EVERYONE IS SHARING THIS BUT I鈥橫 ACTUALLY CRYING IT鈥橲 SO PERFECT
 
In reply to @gordihyena
One time I overheard my roommate and her mom trying to remember what Toblerones were called. Her mom goes 鈥渙h, TOBBLESTONES鈥 and my roommate emphatically said 鈥淵ES鈥
 
In reply to @gordihyena
OH MY forget a nameplate on my desk, I'm getting one of these with my name and job title on it! All I need now is a desk. And a job. Maybe I can just sneak into an office and eat a toblerone instead. Plan still at embryonic stage.
 
 
 
鈥淵ou don鈥檛 deserve this big tbblobnoern.鈥
 
 
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I love the OSU marching band
 
 
 
 
 
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My dyslexia made me think this was normal for a split second and now im wheezing XD
 
 
 
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The whole customised gift thing is tricky. My bloke gave me this cushion a few years ago pic.twitter.com/tMYwYcBA4C
 
Now I want to costom order one that says "My Neighbor Totoroblerone"
 
Honestly cannot stop laughing at this.
 
In reply to @gordihyena
The perfect dessert to go with your old fashioned hurgusburgus.
 
Kids: Mum can we have Toblerone?
Mum: there's Toblerone at home
Toblerone at home:
 
not understanding why this is funny bc im dyslexic
 
 
Also, for those who have never had this. This is the best chocolate ever
 
 
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I did a similar thing after taking Ambien, didn't go straight to bed, got on Amazon. A couple days later weird shit starts coming to my door
 
 
I did not realize this and am now going to use it...for evil.
 
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The sad thing is he was trying to personalize it with ' Toblerone'.
 
I want Godri's roommate's life.
 
 
I'd have died. Full props to the roommate. Life of dreams.
 
 
this is the best thing I have ever seen
 
He deserved that big Tbblobnoern.
 
In reply to @gordihyena
I didn't even notice that it didn't say "Toblerone" until the last 4 letters.
 
 
 
you don鈥檛 deserve this big tbblobnoern
 
In reply to @gordihyena
This is going to make Mandala effect truthers lose their fucking mind.
 
This shit is why every state should make drugs legal.
 
Ich lache so hart HILFE xD
 
Good thing he didn't order nachos. They would have been past it after two weeks. 馃槣
 
That's my main in Overwatch!
 
 
In reply to @gordihyena
Why is this so fucking funny?!?! I almost hurt myself laughing.
 
 
 
Bob Loblob Toblerone
 
 
 
- 袦邪屑, 泻褍锌懈 屑薪械 Toblerone!
- 校 薪邪褋 写芯屑邪 懈 褌邪泻 械褋褌褜 Toblerone!
Toblerone 写芯屑邪:
 
How do y鈥檃ll get so high off weed you forget you spend money ?
 
It鈥檚 hard to express how happy this made me.
 
 
 
Me acabo de dar cuenta de que hay un oso en el logo de toblerone
 
this is what dyslexia feels like
 
If Robbie worked at a toblerone factory
 
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You don't deserve this big Tbblobnoern.
 
yall i have literally been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight uninterrupted. my dad asked what i was laughing at and i tried to tell him but i just kept laughing even harder
 
 
I'm in tears laughing right now.
 
I would... 100% do this. 馃ぃ

(I鈥檇 be drunk, not stoned but... exact same results.)
 
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whoa, you鈥檙e roommates with @NoahGarfinkel ?!
 
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I was having a bad day, and seeing this in my Twitter feed made my evening so much better. Thank you. :P
 
袦褘 褋 袙谢邪写芯泄 褌芯谢褜泻芯 褔褌芯 褔褍褌褜 薪械 褋写芯褏谢懈, 写械褉卸懈褌械
 
nunca supe c贸mo se escribe
 
isn't that the one overwatch character
 
I am absolutely losing my mind over this
 
This just made me laugh so much.
 
When you try to read something in a dream.
 
My therapist: the big tbblobnern doesn't exist

Big tbblobnern:
 
Benerice Cucumberbag's favorite snack
 
Custom Js on my feets custom toblerone in the sheets
 
 
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