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My roommate got super stoned a couple weeks back and found out you can order a personalized big toblerone. He immediately forgot about it until it showed up last night

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This is a brilliant way to break bad news. The delivery system doubles as delicious consolation pic.twitter.com/ixPIUqWQl2
 
 
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"Mommy, mommy, buy me a license plate!" "No - Come along, Tbblobnoern." "Are you talking to me?" "No. My son is also named Tbblobnoern."
 
 
 
 
 
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wow this bload up I'm a queer furry photog in Seattle, please enjoy my work and hire me for a shoot sometime! flickr.com/photos/6612510鈥
 
This is my favourite tweet right now. 馃檶
 
I'm trying to brainstorm what funny thing I'd print on a toblerone, but turns out nothing beats misspelling "toblerone"
 
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I did that when I was stoned and ordered a pizza once. It was like a gift from the stoner gods when the pizza showed up 45 min later, cuz I had totally forgotten about it 馃槄
 
 
 
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When our youngest was 4, he saw an ad for ordering custom T-shirts and asked if he could get one. "What would you want it to say?" I asked. "Custom T-shirt." he replied matter-of-factly. To this day, I regret not ordering some.
 
 
 
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False. One can only get toblerone in airports. 馃お
 
 
i haven't stopped laughing at this for about 10 minutes. I don't know what about it makes it so funny, but its SO funny.
 
Can鈥檛 breathe laughing too hard
 
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Looks like the name of a Welsh town!
 
i don鈥檛 know what鈥檚 wrong with me but this is the hardest I鈥檝e ever laughed at anything
 
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Another forgotten Norse God, recalled only by Neil in his most excellent mythology tome, I believe. Tbbloboern, richest and most caloric of the Aesir, God of triangles equilateral, chocolates milked and gat...nouged?
 
i saw this and thought I was having a stroke
 
FUCK YEAH I KNOW EVERYONE IS SHARING THIS BUT I鈥橫 ACTUALLY CRYING IT鈥橲 SO PERFECT
 
 
In reply to @gordihyena
One time I overheard my roommate and her mom trying to remember what Toblerones were called. Her mom goes 鈥渙h, TOBBLESTONES鈥 and my roommate emphatically said 鈥淵ES鈥
 
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OH MY forget a nameplate on my desk, I'm getting one of these with my name and job title on it! All I need now is a desk. And a job. Maybe I can just sneak into an office and eat a toblerone instead. Plan still at embryonic stage.
 
ig stannies making up nicknames for Tobin be like
 
 
鈥淵ou don鈥檛 deserve this big tbblobnoern.鈥
 
 
 
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I love the OSU marching band
 
 
 
 
 
IM CRYING THIS IS SO FUNNY
I FEEL THIS
 
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My dyslexia made me think this was normal for a split second and now im wheezing XD
 
 
 
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The whole customised gift thing is tricky. My bloke gave me this cushion a few years ago pic.twitter.com/tMYwYcBA4C
 
Honestly cannot stop laughing at this.
 
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The perfect dessert to go with your old fashioned hurgusburgus.
 
Kids: Mum can we have Toblerone?
Mum: there's Toblerone at home
Toblerone at home:
 
Also, for those who have never had this. This is the best chocolate ever
 
 
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Why is this the kind of shit that makes me laugh?
 
not understanding why this is funny bc im dyslexic
 
 
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I did a similar thing after taking Ambien, didn't go straight to bed, got on Amazon. A couple days later weird shit starts coming to my door
 
I did not realize this and am now going to use it...for evil.
 
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The sad thing is he was trying to personalize it with ' Toblerone'.
 
 
I want Godri's roommate's life.
 
Nada nunca me definiu t茫o bem
 
there are TEARS in my eyes
 
I'd have died. Full props to the roommate. Life of dreams.
 
 
 
this is the best thing I have ever seen
 
He deserved that big Tbblobnoern.
 
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I didn't even notice that it didn't say "Toblerone" until the last 4 letters.
 
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This is going to make Mandala effect truthers lose their fucking mind.
 
you don鈥檛 deserve this big tbblobnoern
 
That's my main in Overwatch!
 
This shit is why every state should make drugs legal.
 
Good thing he didn't order nachos. They would have been past it after two weeks. 馃槣
 
I'm losing my fucking mind
 
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Why is this so fucking funny?!?! I almost hurt myself laughing.
 
Bob Loblob Toblerone
 
Someone order one with Hannigram please 馃ぃ
 
 
 
 
 
 
If Robbie worked at a toblerone factory
 
- 袦邪屑, 泻褍锌懈 屑薪械 Toblerone!
- 校 薪邪褋 写芯屑邪 懈 褌邪泻 械褋褌褜 Toblerone!
Toblerone 写芯屑邪:
 
How do y鈥檃ll get so high off weed you forget you spend money ?
 
this is what dyslexia feels like
 
 
 
Me acabo de dar cuenta de que hay un oso en el logo de toblerone
 
 
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You don't deserve this big Tbblobnoern.
 
 
Happy Sunday! This is brilliant and the thread has made me giggle helplessly. Enjoy!
 
yall i have literally been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight uninterrupted. my dad asked what i was laughing at and i tried to tell him but i just kept laughing even harder
 
I'm in tears laughing right now.
 
I am absolutely losing my mind over this
 
I would... 100% do this. 馃ぃ

(I鈥檇 be drunk, not stoned but... exact same results.)
 
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whoa, you鈥檙e roommates with @NoahGarfinkel ?!
 
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