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He looks like a sketch artist rendering of a guy who murders American tourists in Caribbean resort towns.

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All that's missing is someone leaning over an open casket saying 'they did a good job, didn't they?'
 
 
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Or a cyborg character who was rejected by the park staff at Westworld for not being lifelike enough to fool the customers.
 
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Reminds me of the King Tut rendering from a few years back. pic.twitter.com/EZXIhSm3cn
 
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I think I liked Slenderman better in the dark.
 
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Sweet baby Jesus... He looks like SLENDERMAN!
 
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Have seen this going around all day and all I can think is this is quite possibly the creepiest @TIME cover ever. Who the fuck would buy this? One hopes people who see it at a checkout stand or wherever, either turn it around or cover it with another magazine.
 
 
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Very good. 馃弳 American Sidekick
 
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There is definitely something not humanish with this lot. Maybe it鈥檚 maybelline maybe it鈥檚 a crap ton of plastic surgery but eek. He鈥檚 like out of a horror movie voice n all.
 
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Parts of his recent interview that I鈥檝e heard shows him to be an even worse person than I initially thought. He doesn鈥檛 even seem to believe in the policies he鈥檚 helping implement, he鈥檚 just one of those repulsive, wretched, 鈥渋t鈥檚 my job鈥 cretins.
 
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Is he wearing a corset?
 
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His tailor is obviously a Democrat! 馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
 
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Whenever I see a photo of him or with his sister, I always remember the opening scene of the movie, Children of the Corn. I'd rented the movie but didn't even watch more than a few minutes as it was far too violent for me. So, your comment goes along with my own reaction.
 
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Jared Kushner is proof that cheap dimestore mannequins can be programmed to simulate basic human functions.
 
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The amazingly rare time someone's inner ugliness matches their appearance. Unfortunately, it's so much harder for America to hate inner ugly outward beautiful people. Please Twitter- share examples!
 
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He definitely makes skin suits out of his victims
 
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Doesn't he look like he just needs the rain coat? pic.twitter.com/yaH5i2iYIm
 
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Why did they even do this? I don鈥檛 want more. I want to know less about him than I already do. I want to have never heard his name before like it was in 2015.
 
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Kush looks like Caitlyn Jenner mid-transition. No disrespect to Caitlyn now.
 
 
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Kinda looks like someone put Pee Wee Herman on one of those torture racks and stretched him out a bit. pic.twitter.com/NjwRqEhCbV
 
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I think he looks like Julie Andrews.
 
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With an hourglass figure like that, I wonder if he has had ribs removed, as some vane women have in the past...His skin is iridescent, and his eyebrows perfection. Hmmmmmm...
 
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He looks like he eats children he lures into the woods at night. pic.twitter.com/3kHJF9M6q2
 
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Genuinely creepy guy.
 
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It鈥檚 like a Madame Tussaud鈥檚 figure that was discarded because he doesn鈥檛 look human.
 
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Hard to imagine looking at all the photos you know they took and saying "this one, this is the best one".
 
 
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Putin will download his consciousness into his husk soon.
 
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I'm not a fashion expert, is that fit of his suit the new thing?
 
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I was thinking more of a very uptight mime or lanky puppet...
 
 
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American Psycho as rendered in wax, that's my impression.
 
 
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Or someone from 鈥淰illage of the Damned鈥...
 
 
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I thought it was Slender Man, the dude who convinced two young girls to lure their friend to the woods and stabbed her multiple times.
 
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This is a screaming douchebag on the cover of Time for some ungodly reason.
 
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"But Dad, I want to be a real boy," said Pinnochio.
 
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Do you think the photographer said 鈥淣ow, just relax and be as natural as possible.鈥 ?!?!?!? It looks like someone starched his undies.
 
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He looks like an abused boy kept shackled in a basement after he鈥檚 been cleaned & dressed up. Like a child he has no idea what to do with his hands. Who would pose like this? Who would agree to be on the cover of Time without right of approval? And this is what he approved?
 
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Did they say - yer stand like that, u look soooo natural 馃槀
 
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Awkward photo. Is it from a police line up?
 
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The photo is revealing of the 鈥榤an鈥 within, isn鈥檛 it? #VerySmallMan
 
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Like a toy soldier. -Martika
 
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Does Jared have a ... camel toe?
 
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The psychopathic groom figure on a horror movie wedding cake.
 
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I would have said Scandinavian tourist towns but ok!
 
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Do you like Huey Lewis and The News?
 
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Where are the rest of the usual suspects for this line up?
 
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Well, that description gave me a good laugh at four a.m. Accurate.
 
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Undertaker? Odd picture, not flattering. Cold, no warmth.
 
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He鈥檚 always reminded me of Slenderman.
 
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...so...just a question...you are, just for a moment, this fool....would you agree to have this horror of a photo slpashed across a magazine cover? No....right? So, the real person must be...an imbecile. Right?
 
 
 
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Pretty sure that鈥檚 Annie Lennox.
 
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He's a Patricia Highsmith villain.
 
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....or....lol tell me I鈥檓 wrong... popsugar.com/entertainment/鈥
 
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The hourglass body shape, plucked eyebrows, high cheekbones, hairless face: the weirdness of Jared.
 
 
 
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The poster that greets the funeral director convention at the Marriott.
 
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He always looks like the G-Man from Half-Life pic.twitter.com/LJJLKejTx6
 
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I can鈥檛 figure out the fashion esthetic he鈥檚 going for.
 
 
Looks like a guy who's never done anything physical in his life, and us devoid of an athletic bone or muscle in his upper body.
Who are the elite mo-fos born with the silver spoon again???
 
 
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鈥淯nusual power鈥? Unless they鈥檙e putting him on the cover of Time magazine to blow out his rampant corruption, this is start to finish fucking trash.
 
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It's definitely unnerving.
 
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To be fair the Obama admin literally had one of those
 
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Is this a real Time cover?
 
 
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he looks like a puppet
 
 
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He鈥檚 like The Talented Mr. Ripley.
 
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Too thin for a serial killer
 
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Why am I thinking Marian鈥檚?
 
 
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The Family Business is one way to describe blatant nepotism on a global scale.
 
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He posed for a photo like that?
 
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So awkward looking.
 
 
 
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馃幎 Come, Mr. Tally Man, tally me banana. 馃幎
 
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His suitcoat has an elastic waistband.
 
 
 
 
 
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Nice how you liberals say Trump is the divider. I think not. Grow the hell up Bryan.
 
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Them鈥檚 some good birtin鈥 hips!
 
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