The angel admonisheth the recluse: "Seest thou this toilet paper? Thou shalt not hoard it, nor any like unto it!" Recluse: "Nay, but mayhaps I shall wax diarrhoeal, having thereby great need thereof." Angel: "Thou fool, that is not even a symptom! Do thou better henceforth."
And then the Angel protested unto the man, saying, "thou shalt dwell in thy house, watch Netflix, and wash thy hands, for he that washeth keepeth his health". But behold, the man would not listen, for he was watching Intercourse Instruction, and the Angel blocketh his vision. pic.twitter.com/6vAosLLgFI