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OK, buckle up. I wanna talk to you about Triscuit.

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We had to go all the way up the ladder but we CAN confirm ⚡️
 
 
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Several years ago I was at a party (BRAG!), and I spotted a box of Triscuits. I asked everyone, "What does the word 'Triscuit' mean? It's clearly based on the word "BISCUIT," but what does the "TRI" mean?" (I'm great at parties.)
 
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dude i am minding my own business, eating a box of Triscuits (Fire Roasted Tomato & Olive Oil) in my living room in Niagara Falls, scrolling through my TL and your thread randomly pops up and i am shitting my pants right now. The simulation is glitching. what the fuck.
 
my god. read this on the toilet ‘cuz you will shit yourself at the end of this thread
 
 
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I never knew I needed this thread or that I would have to buckle up for something Triscuit related but 2020 is a wild ride.
 
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They came with an instruction manual.
 
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dude this made my day holy shit
 
Very good Triscuit thread, doubt I’ll ever read a better one
 
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this was remarkable. next do a deep dive into who changed the box to this monstrosity from the simple yellow one
 
Good morning. This was just as emotional and satisfying as the first 7 minutes of UP.
 
Okay this might be the only thing I retain from the great quarantine or whatever they will call this. thanks @sageboggs
 
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day 11: read an entire thread behind the name of triscuits
 
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Triscuits social media team when they read this thread pic.twitter.com/IR3hNxiHOM
 
I needed this thread a lot.
 
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I hope you get some free electricity biscuits outta this.
 
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This was a journey, but my favorite part is that they used to include a booklet on how to eat Triscuits. I've just been an idiot my whole life, buying new snacks and just shoving them in my mouth without wondering if there was a better way.
 
This thread has a Shyalaman twist ending, I gotta tell you.
 
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um sir, this is a wendy’s.
 
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I'm originally from the Niagara Falls area - there's one local chocolate shop owned by @MaryAnnHesse1 who is a delight and she sells chocolate covered triscuits. We're having them at our wedding in September. (Oh, if we still get to have a wedding in September) 😢
 
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How could...how could Nabisco not know that?? They need to hire a new company archivist and obviously that person is you.
 
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I love this story because I too cannot let things go. That said, original Triscuits are the only good Triscuits. Flavored ones can go straight to hell.
 
buckle up baby bitch it’s time to tell you some freaking mind blowing facts get ready for some epic bacon awesome sauce it’s twelve tweets saying something that could be said in one!cowabunga!
 
 
Read the whole thread.

Then, join me in demanding @nabisco provide @sageboggs with a lifetime supply of Triscuits.
 
 
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Good job waiting until the world is about to end to let us all in on the secret
 
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This is the kind of quarantine content I need.
 
The year is 2060. My grandchildren just learned about the 2020 coronavirus in school.

“Grandpa....what did you learn all that time you were quarantined for that virus thing?”

“I learned why Triscuits are called Triscuits....I learned why Triscuits....are called Triscuits...”
 
If you want to learn something today that *won’t* make you want to throw your phone in a river, here’s a short diversion:
 
 
 
 
 
This thread has me screaming.
 
I enjoyed this diversion. Read on...
 
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My guess would have been that it's from the Latin "triticum" = "wheat".
 
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Damn, the way this year is going I was expecting this to involve Nazis.
 
we gotta end the quarantine
 
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Oh my God I'm going to call them electric biscuits forever, you have made my night
 
This was a welcomed distraction. Fleeting, but delightful nonetheless. Back to the nightmare now.
 
 
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my grandma used to work at this factory during the war - they just sold finally the building after its been empty for 30 years.
 
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One time I flew on a plane next to a guy who worked for the Triscuits marketing team. I didn't speak with him but I read every word of the marketing or sales reports he was writing on his laptop and I was giddy with excitement the whole time.
 
 
 
 
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I would have guessed "tryst" like you snack on them while having a romantic picnic or boning. I like thunder biscuits better though.
 
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You single handedly made Triscuits the most interesting thing on Twitter today- In the thick of a pandemic, to boot. Well done, sir.
 
Probably the best thread in Twitter history.
 
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Fascinating. They still taste like a block of hay, though 😕
 
 
this thread has an extremely solid payoff
 
 
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I almost didn’t check out this thread. This is incredible
 
As an avid triscuit fan , this was thrilling.
 
Vital content if you're quarantined. Also, Triscuits are the best crackers. The very best.
 
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I feel like you just read me a bedtime story. Good night, Electricity Triscuits. Goodnight, moon.
 
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Or as they’re called at Aldi: woven wheat crackers.
 
a thread I didn’t know I needed
 
 
This thread about Triscuits is exactly what I needed right now.
 
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Final Jeopardy (in the category Snack Foods) for Thursday, January 18, 2018 (Season 34, Episode 94): The name of this cracker that’s been around since 1903 suggests that it was baked 3 times
 
This thread has left me speechless.
 
 
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I'm literally eating Triscuits as I read this. With melted string cheese on them
 
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To be fair, anything ever made with more than three ingredients *also* starts with three ingredients...........
 
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Niagara Biscuit Company=Nabisco. Learned two things today.
 
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This is the only good "buckle up" thread I've ever read
 
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They should still advertise this biscuit being the first one to ever have been baked with ⚡️electricity⚡️today
 
This didn’t go where I thought it was. It was worth it though.
 
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You deserve a life time supply of Triscuits for this thread
 
Very Important non-Covid news!!
 
 
Important thread in these trying times
 
ho-leee fuckin’ sheeit
srsly read this thread to the end💡
 
Read this. I'm not going to spoil the kicker. I salute the research.
 
 
This is a remarkable thread.
 
Do not miss 👇 this about delicious whole wheat biscuits.
 
This is my kind of morning read. Big Triscuits guy.
 
 
I love learning new things. And the ending is SO SATISFYING.
 
I try to learn a new and important fact every day. This thread is so good, it counts for TWO days. #triscuit
 
 
I thoroughly enjoyed this
 
The Triscuit thread you didn't know you needed. Really.
 
Well this thread is amazing and I legit laughed
 
This thread is my favorite thing today.
 
 
 
I think it's clear @nabisco needs to address this immediately. They haven't tweeted since January. Someone in marketing, wake up your teenager, give them the day off from remote schooling, and get them on this thing STAT!

And someone get me some Triscuits. They look delicious.
 
It deeply pleases me that this is now fact-check confirmed.
 
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😂😂😂 Now I REALLY don’t feel like I’m using my time in #lockdown to full potential.
 
Incredible thread. Eye-opening.
 
Beginning the day with this amusing thread.

Because you know you wanted an ingenious theory about the origin of the name “Triscuit.”
 
 
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@nabisco, you owe this person a shit ton of Triscuits. The best marketing you’ve had in years.
 
Remember joy. Goodnight.
 
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