In biology I had a friend ask the teacher 'wanna see how red i can make my face?' To which he force-held his breath, passing out upright and bashing his face on the corner of the table. Face swelled up and had no idea what happened until we told him to go check a mirror.
Took my board exams here actually! Girl next to me confronts me during lunch: "you terrify so much: I can hear how fast you're flipping through your questionnaire pages, THEN I'm not even halfway through the exam yet and I look at you from the corner of my eye and you're ASLEEP"
One time in honors biology the principal walked in while we were examining flowers, asked me what we were doing, and I deadass responded, “learning how flowers frick in front of us” and the class ended up losing their shit after he left.
the time two people got caught having sex on the auditorium stage and I jokingly said “what if they did it in the grease car” and like two days later at this table was told “EYE heard they did it in the grease car” I felt so powerful
we had to do an experiment where we reacted hcl with zinc idk when our teacher was gone they got the pe teacher to sub but our group put too much and it bIew up she didn't know what to do so you're the cherry piece, just stay on top of me, so i can't see nobody else for me, no
one time a kid just said “yeah i have physical therapy after school” and the girl next to him went on a 5 minute rant on how she’s depressed and needs therapy and wants to kill herself everyday and everyone was just like ok lol