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the stories i used to hear on these tables

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In reply to @cIairednphy
I will never forget when a boy in my class decided to see if you really would get a shock if you stuck tweezers in an electrical outlet at one of these tables.
 
 
I couldn鈥檛 reach these tables, School treated me soo fucked up lol
 
A girl who bullied me growing up was dissecting frogs at one of these bad boys. The frog popped and formaldehyde/frog juices got in her mouth. I think that鈥檚 nice 馃檪
 
Tv shows be lying, I really thought I was gonna dissect a frog or some shit in lab class 馃槖
 
Not a story but one of my classmates accidentally set herself on fire on these
 
this is where i overheard a girl behind me say that her priest told her anal sex 鈥渨as a sin but not like a super bad one鈥
 
Literally why is this where all the girls spilled
 
During the time when Mia Khalifa was reaching her peak, 3 dudes were in the back watching a vid of her sucking dick and turned the phone to show me when I looked over at them
 
I remember spilling like an entire bottle of hydrochloric acid on some poor girl's arm

lmao
 
 
Aww, this takes me back to when I almost burned down my middle school
 
In biology I had a friend ask the teacher 'wanna see how red i can make my face?' To which he force-held his breath, passing out upright and bashing his face on the corner of the table. Face swelled up and had no idea what happened until we told him to go check a mirror.
 
Stole my first scale out this class
 
Took my board exams here actually! Girl next to me confronts me during lunch: "you terrify so much: I can hear how fast you're flipping through your questionnaire pages, THEN I'm not even halfway through the exam yet and I look at you from the corner of my eye and you're ASLEEP"
 
During recess in middle school I would sneak back into the empty science room and fuck around and one day a teacher came into the room and we hid in the cupboards until he left
 
uh gross story I guess? //

one time my class were doing dissections on like a cows eye or something on these tables and I watched the kid in front of me put it in his mouth . worse experience of my life
 
some guy at my school literally ate copper sulfate that we were using for an experiment and let me tell you i've never seen a classroom erupt into chaos so quickly 馃拃
 
tests at these types of tables are so fucking good it鈥檚 like they were designed for cheating
 
I met a lot of goodmen in these classes fr kill
 
 
no bc these tables bring back memories of when i failed physics TWICE FUCKING TWICE 馃槖
 
i banged my head on one of these once
 
sophomore year biology class was a godless place . ironically i took biology in college in a class like this too and it was also deranged
 
 
One time in honors biology the principal walked in while we were examining flowers, asked me what we were doing, and I deadass responded, 鈥渓earning how flowers frick in front of us鈥 and the class ended up losing their shit after he left.

I was a brilliant honors student.
 
I once got the class out of physics lab 15 minutes early bc I recorded the sound of the bell on my phone. Worked in two different classes
 
My senior year, a guy asked me to prom by leaving a coffee cup on my seat and I thought it was a joke so I sat in a different seat LMFAO
 
 
 
I can鈥檛 believe she speaks tables, her power
 
 
I wasn't allowed to take physics or chemistry in high school. Freshman year in Biology class I made a flamethrower out of hair spray in biology class.

They decided if I was that much of a problem without access to dangerous equipment, they didn't want me to touch chemicals 馃ぃ
 
 
 
What about these tables made girls overshare stories about their boyfriend's to me? It was funny every time but it was always unprompted
 
 
 
I hate labs but Danm I miss being on campus
 
I have one high school memory that I genuinely enjoy that involve these tables.
 
the time two people got caught having sex on the auditorium stage and I jokingly said 鈥渨hat if they did it in the grease car鈥 and like two days later at this table was told 鈥淓YE heard they did it in the grease car鈥 I felt so powerful
 
 
meu maior sonho era ter essas mesas na minha escola
 
cw nazi

Someone at my school burned a swastika onto the top of one of these
 
my entire 9th grade class downloaded the pdf file of the test answers online
 
Every 2 months someone posts this picture and every 2 months it gets 100k likes
 
the stories, the jokes, the copying >>>
 
 
The naps I used to take on those tables 馃憣馃憤
 
Omg I remember browsing Grindr in my science class my sophomore year
 
I miss science class in high school loool
 
Stg馃槶馃槶馃槶
 
 
 
i told my friend about tbz no air sitting behind these tables.. good times..
 
I must be the only person who had the worst experience during science 馃様馃様
 
literally talking to kids like 鈥渟o this weekend i-鈥
 
Remembering the time some dude let his girl finger his asshole, he got cuaght but not because of the teacher but because he shat on his girls hand
 
literally every single thing said that these tables was hilarious
 
we had to do an experiment where we reacted hcl with zinc idk when our teacher was gone they got the pe teacher to sub but our group put too much and it bIew up she didn't know what to do so you're the cherry piece, just stay on top of me, so i can't see nobody else for me, no
 
barely even talk to any of them now 馃槳
 
one time a kid just said 鈥測eah i have physical therapy after school鈥 and the girl next to him went on a 5 minute rant on how she鈥檚 depressed and needs therapy and wants to kill herself everyday and everyone was just like ok lol
 
Sheffield Class of 2016 should all have one collective memory here 馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶 @DJSledge12
 
 
In reply to @marcocarlone1
@marcocarlone1 馃槶馃槶馃槄 the best times
 
 
whenever i see these types of desks it reminds me of grade 9 physics and how the teacher made the girls so uncomfy with his weird behaviour.not a good time.
 
In reply to @camila_serrato
@camila_serrato the fights we witnessed lmfao
 
In reply to @cIairednphy
I remember Dupree stoped the 鈥渞andom search鈥 and they came back and only asked for @siotogia32 馃ぃ馃ぃ
 
That one time @aayy4000 took our chemistry teachers laptop from his desk and put it on our desk 馃槶 never seen a teacher that angry
 
In reply to @mvdrid
@mvdrid 馃槶馃槶馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
i ripped a frog apart at these tables
 
 
this is the only table i trust with my notes handwritings
 
Idk if this is chemistry lab but remember when nazne ate some of the lab samples like wtf @FATLITTLEBUG
 
TOUJOURS LES DEEP CONVERSATIONS EN COURS DE CHIMIE MDRRRRRRRR
 
In reply to @cheyenne__m_
@cheyenne__m_ @Queenvirr had me weakkk at these tables
 
 
 
i will never forget how some of y鈥檃ll acted a FOOL in ms calvo class馃槀馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
This the class I got kicked out the most
 
 
 
The answers I used to steal from these tables
 
i never learned biology here it was always where students would sell weed and steal the scales
 
In reply to @msierra115
@msierra115 Lab was different 9th period
 
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