Analyse @NoContextBrits's tweets
None of that foreign rain. https://t.co/X2dOSzhHuQ
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| #sewage | 0.3% |
| #brexit | 0.3% |
| #sewagescandal | 0.2% |
| Top Words | % |
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| internal | 72.2% |
| nocontextbrits | 69.7% |
| sewage | 10.9% |
| cubes | 6.6% |
| brexit | 4.3% |
| foreign | 3.4% |
| added | 2.8% |
| mikegalsworthy | 2.5% |
| frozen | 2.4% |
| analytics | 1.8% |
| poo | 1.7% |
| britain | 1.7% |
| probably | 1.7% |
| contain | 1.5% |
| polio | 1.4% |
| means | 1.4% |
| taste | 1.3% |
| rivers | 1.2% |
| warning | 1.1% |
| contains | 1.1% |
| selling | 1.1% |
| thames | 1.0% |
| companies | 0.9% |
| cube | 0.9% |
| briish | 0.9% |
| before | 0.9% |
| any | 0.9% |
| available | 0.8% |
| theyre | 0.7% |
| scottish | 0.7% |
| bloody | 0.7% |
| reign | 0.7% |
| every | 0.7% |
| pathetic | 0.7% |
| flavour | 0.7% |
| drought | 0.7% |
| shite | 0.7% |
| patriotic | 0.7% |
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| hbomberguy | 0.6% |
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| ingredients | 0.4% |
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| ♂ Mars | 0.3% |
| ♀ Venus | 0.2% |
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'ate me feejee water
'ate me dasahni
'ate me evian (not frenchist just dont like it)
luv me thames
luv me tyne
luv me trent
drinkable as https://t.co/36BcS7VsI4
'ate me dasahni
'ate me evian (not frenchist just dont like it)
luv me thames
luv me tyne
luv me trent
drinkable as https://t.co/36BcS7VsI4
@NoContextBrits Why would you buy ice cubes in Britain? Can't you just leave some water outside for a bit?
These must be made with raw sewage no doubt. https://t.co/7uP6B5UddU
@NoContextBrits @mikegalsworthy Given the state of "British" water, I would avoid these like the plague... literally.
Ingredients: British water (95%), colourants and flavourings (5%).
No, we don't have to tell you exactly *which* colourants and flavourings. But rest assured, they're all-natural! https://t.co/n7fmkUu53u
No, we don't have to tell you exactly *which* colourants and flavourings. But rest assured, they're all-natural! https://t.co/n7fmkUu53u
@NoContextBrits Imagine if these British ice cubes were actually made with EU water ????
Tell me you re read it with the British accent? https://t.co/UJTHShhZpQ
@NoContextBrits @garius Non EU salt and pepper! https://t.co/SopV5pSoB8
Well that's enough to put me off! Don't really fancy Poo and Polio with my bevvy! https://t.co/uZfG8KzWSh
Might be a way of warning you your friendly neighbourhood privatised water company has recently pumped some human shit into it in order to maximise shareholder benefits. https://t.co/eBYhoui754
I giggled and then recalled this, idk sometimes what seems to be obvious appears not to be such https://t.co/di8zuopgHJ https://t.co/Niga13YVo9
@NoContextBrits After seeing the water quality reports for British water - I'll stick with Scottish water. https://t.co/j1Wb68a2Kj
@NoContextBrits Ever since Brexit those foreigners have been able to use water nets and take our water aborad.
@NoContextBrits Ice cubes: MADE WITH BRITISH WATER!
British water: https://t.co/hRePRlOnzW
British water: https://t.co/hRePRlOnzW
@NoContextBrits @mikegalsworthy The water cycle doesn't respect borders. We need control of our borders again.
@NoContextBrits Tbf with all the sewage in British Water I think I’d rather have foreign water ice cubes
Perhaps not quite the selling point it once was, thanks to the amount of raw sewage in our rivers at the moment... ;-) https://t.co/M0DDe27OJm
@NoContextBrits Cost of living crisis yet folk are still buying bags of ice from the supermarket. Totally baffling. Here's a tip: fill ice cube tray with water and put in freezer ?
Wonder what percentage of sewage is legally allowed to be dumped here https://t.co/g8abmnU5tO
made with Bri ish wa ughh https://t.co/DqnNQdPAkL
"Ice Cubes - Made with British Water" is a warning, not a USP ? https://t.co/46WwcFLx2y
@NoContextBrits No good for making haggis. For that you need... https://t.co/TSoSOaPD9w
Εμείς αν μπορούσαμε να πουλήσουμε κάτι τέτοιο και να βγάλουμε φράγκα, θα ήταν σίγουρα μπατσιλα https://t.co/NhbynSFvp8
@NoContextBrits Lets be real here, it's Scottish water and we all know it
A free blended wet wipe and half a kilo of shit with every bag. https://t.co/GydKZrCu8T
Don't put the yellow ones in your G&T.
Or the brown ones... https://t.co/NqgkWkqUG8
Or the brown ones... https://t.co/NqgkWkqUG8
@NoContextBrits Foreign rain water from foreign watercourses lacks the required amount of sewage to be sovereign water and deserve Union Flag packaging.
This is your brain on economic nationalism https://t.co/c80ensP6rz
@NoContextBrits @mikegalsworthy Ffs - can we get much worse. Even bloody ice cubes dragged into a culture war.
@NoContextBrits Given how we obsess about trivial crap like this being British, it's amazing we tolerate so many of our utilities and services being owned by foreign companies and even foreign governments
@NoContextBrits Im slightly confused why people want to transport ice or water hundreds or thousands of miles polluting the planet instead of just using a natural resource available at home? What a weird bunch of people.
I HATE ?? flags unnecessarily plastered over products fuckkk offfff https://t.co/qOOevmmnqO
@NoContextBrits It'll probably contain particles of poo, if it's from a British water source! ?
They might want to reconsider this https://t.co/PAWF4SqSh8
https://t.co/eaTSGiE3Et https://t.co/LeCEJi6n06
Made from the sweaty brows of real English coal miners ??? none of that continental rain muck https://t.co/ErIEj5diWU
@NoContextBrits British water is in a six-way tie for best water supplies in the world. Source: https://t.co/Pdoyx61PEo https://t.co/Dfq4dp5zZ9
Is that a bad thing? Do you think it's ecologically sound to transport water from country to country? https://t.co/VDM1YxQocE
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