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My logistics so bad I'll be first Russian leader to lose to Russian winter.
I remain a master strategist.
I remain a master strategist.
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| internal | 83.3% |
| darthputinkgb | 82.4% |
| russian | 10.8% |
| strategist | 8.8% |
| russia | 4.9% |
| lyman | 3.9% |
| annexation | 2.9% |
| military | 2.9% |
| logistics | 2.9% |
| ukrainian | 2.9% |
| losing | 2.9% |
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| ❄ Snowflake | 2.0% |
| ☃ Snowman | 2.0% |
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„Meine Logistik ist so schlecht, dass ich der erste russische Anführer sein werde, der gegen den russischen Winter verliert.
Ich bleibe ein Meisterstratege.“ https://t.co/dSuzvIUzuP
Ich bleibe ein Meisterstratege.“ https://t.co/dSuzvIUzuP
@DarthPutinKGB Darth Putin you do know that you’ll be f*cked beyond f*cked IF you do follow through with your threats to use alongside the rest of your nation and the planet right or do yo just not give a sh*t???
@DarthPutinKGB Russian army has abandoned Lyman just one day after its "annexation" to Russia. You remain a master strategist
@DarthPutinKGB You're also the first leader to declare annexation and celebrating victory when your troops are trapped and withdrawing. You are indeed a master Strategist ?
Actually though. Sid Meier may have to remove the perk of Russian military units being immune to the Russian winter from Civilization VI. That's how bad Putin's managed to fuck up https://t.co/uw8jsMfhcv
@DarthPutinKGB Don't rush with defeatism. You can still lose to Ukrainian autumn. ?
@DarthPutinKGB You used to lose captured Ukrainian territory. Now you are losing "Russian" territory. You are indeed a master strategist.
@DarthPutinKGB Oh… So when you said winter is coming you meant for the red army.
@DarthPutinKGB Don't worry, according to your propaganda still Russians will win this war.
@DarthPutinKGB No worries Comrade @DarthPutinKGB , we equipped the soldiers with the newest winter-gear.
You remain a master strategist. https://t.co/CdL6VXFpR1
You remain a master strategist. https://t.co/CdL6VXFpR1
@DarthPutinKGB so now there's three similarities between you and #Napoleon:
1 short
2 lost due to #russian winter
3 died in exile abandoned and forgotten by all
ok, 3 is a long shot, but maybe you'll manage to escape.
1 short
2 lost due to #russian winter
3 died in exile abandoned and forgotten by all
ok, 3 is a long shot, but maybe you'll manage to escape.
?? This is a satire site and usually pretty funny! https://t.co/G33MRRjgYZ
@DarthPutinKGB Comrade, I hope I will not get a bitter cup of tea for that, but I start to have some doubts about the fact that you are a master strategist.
@DarthPutinKGB Hitler had Operation Barbarossa. Putler has his "special military operation" . No matter what you call your war, Mother Nature gets to have her say.Winter is coming ??nazis❄️☃️? https://t.co/9PsmPZ2XiD
@DarthPutinKGB You were not that good at Winter War either https://t.co/bQxNauJQRY
@DarthPutinKGB The way you keep baiting the west as well, incredible. You are a master baiter.
@DarthPutinKGB Siempre que veo un mensaje tuyo es realmente bueno, sigues siendo el maestro de la estrategias. Mensaje en español que sirve para ver que tan lejos has trascendido.
1. General Winter seems to be about to defect to Ukraine.
2. When General Winter whooped previous Russian opponents, they were invaders who the Russians could draw deep into the deep freeze with strategic retreats. If Russia retreats now, they lose. https://t.co/cebiQbJvc1
2. When General Winter whooped previous Russian opponents, they were invaders who the Russians could draw deep into the deep freeze with strategic retreats. If Russia retreats now, they lose. https://t.co/cebiQbJvc1
@DarthPutinKGB Losing is hard work, one in winter even more so.
Frost bites sometimes takeover the entire manhood.
Frost bites sometimes takeover the entire manhood.
@DarthPutinKGB In Russia some things never change like the Russian Winter! It is COMING... https://t.co/D6N8FIbwkg
@DarthPutinKGB Are you planning on heating up winters with your nukes?
@DarthPutinKGB Of course you are a master strategist!
When it comes to tactics, on the other hand....
When it comes to tactics, on the other hand....
@DarthPutinKGB Your logistics are si bad, master strategist, you’re making UPS look good.
@DarthPutinKGB You have to get past the rasputitsa before you get to winter.
The mud might beat you before the cold & snow.
The mud might beat you before the cold & snow.
@DarthPutinKGB I tell you, you cannot make this stuff up! #RussianMincemeatPies
@DarthPutinKGB Is it true that the going exchange rate for 1 washing machine is 2 T72 tanks in Russia
@DarthPutinKGB We’ll nominate you for the Worst Warrior Ever In History Price !!!
How about that …
How about that …
@DarthPutinKGB So bad, I tried to hand myself my arse in Ukraine, but my arse never made it.
@DarthPutinKGB lyman is gonna be liberated and eyes on Kremina. Your new sovereignty is being fucked and U still a master strategist.
And Lithuania is providing tens of thousands of winter uniforms for the Ukrainians. Hoorah! https://t.co/Phe799djoe
@DarthPutinKGB I have a feeling Ukraine is waiting for marshes and bodies of water to freeze solid to kick off a big counter-offensive in the south. If the Russian conscripts don't have good cold weather gear and training, it will go very badly for them. "Novorossiya" my backside.
@DarthPutinKGB Napoleon just hopped in his carriage and went home. (Forgot to tell his troops though).
@DarthPutinKGB Don’t be so hard on yourself. You are going to save the world. You will fight winter against global warming :)
@DarthPutinKGB CAPULLO!!! YO YA HABRIA ACABADO ESTA MIERDA DE GUERRA...HAZLO SERAS MAS FELIZ...OK.
DP ???????
Mi logística es tan mala que seré el primer líder ruso en perder ante el invierno ruso.
Sigo siendo un maestro estratega. https://t.co/3yoZWk8IgT
Mi logística es tan mala que seré el primer líder ruso en perder ante el invierno ruso.
Sigo siendo un maestro estratega. https://t.co/3yoZWk8IgT
@DarthPutinKGB Oooh, then you are really not gonna like the effects of nuclear winter.
@DarthPutinKGB I see you have high tech reinforcements on the way Master. https://t.co/9Ku3jD4zsu
@DarthPutinKGB But Putin won't be the first Russian Tsar who does not survive losing a war. He will cause the second collapse of Russia in one generation. Their empire and people prison is on its last meters. At current rates of money depletion I prospect RU domestic debt default by the summer https://t.co/zJyuJDy93m
@DarthPutinKGB I'm sorry master....you were told several times to read the small letter in the last pages of the plan.
This was also included so its all according to plan ?
This was also included so its all according to plan ?
????? This must be your best quote, @DarthPutinKGB ????? https://t.co/WozTOylvO1
@DarthPutinKGB Now that you've annexed territory no need to send Volks Sturm to Ukraine, you've brought the front line home. Genius?✌️??
@DarthPutinKGB You know Russian winter, that's why you will end war before. Full speed backwards!
Maybe the current war in Ukraine will finally put the "Russian winter" myth to bed (I doubt it) https://t.co/tbhhnzRKxw
@DarthPutinKGB I hate to contradict you, but Stalin managed the same in 1939.
@DarthPutinKGB No worries, you just lost first Russian City; Lyman. When last time you lost any Russian city ;) ? Master Strategist.
@DarthPutinKGB on top of having already lost to General Mud and aforementioned poor logistics in Kyiv in March?
@DarthPutinKGB you'll also be the best to survive rasputzia. not your soldiers, but... that's a secret, my master of strategy. https://t.co/rvNl2nUMLn
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