@David_Leavitt | 334,611 followers
Imagine being wealthy enough to own and use a charcuterie board.

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In reply to @David_Leavitt
It's called a cutting board.
 
Imagine being broke-ass enough to complain about a $20 wood board.
 
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People need to stop using fancy French words and call them what they are pic.twitter.com/ZnsAym0znS
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Only French-trained chefs, marketers who want to sound superior, and high-falutin' snobs like Mehmet Oz call it that. The rest of us have cutting boards and platters.
 
 
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
This a joke? Swing and a miss.
 
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Cutting boards are cheaper than that iPhone you're tweeting on ~ even in Providence
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Like, a cutting board? That鈥檚 what we use for thinly sliced meat night.
 
 
Guess I鈥檓 wealthy now 馃し鈥嶁檧锔
 
You can鈥檛 afford a cutting board but are tweeting from an iPhone?
I鈥檓 worried for you David
 
This how I be when I gotta spend money on bills instead of Benihana
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Over the holiday, my stepson called it a "sharcootchie" board and now I refuse to call it anything else 馃榿
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
My kid just bout a nice wood cutting board at a yard sale for $4. The board won't break the bank but the meats and cheeses right now might!
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
I love my charcuteries board. I received it as a gift. It鈥檚 great for entertaining. I鈥檓 not wealthy. Lots you can do with salami, olives, crackers, and brick of extra sharp cheddar. Ohhh and some fresh blackberries鈥 will not be shamed.馃槀
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
This made me laugh but I haven鈥檛 been able to buy myself one and seldom get to eat like that because of my budget so I鈥檓 also weeping on the inside馃槄馃槶
 
Anybody who ever received a Hickory Farms gift box (or snacks on cheese and crackers) and has a cutting board both owns and uses a charcuterie board.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
It鈥檚 a luncable on a wooden cutting board.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Imagine being poor but not stupid so you still can eat tastes of cheese and such from a cutting board. Or, IOW, tell us you鈥檙e stupid without actually saying you鈥檙e stupid.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Was able to buy the board but can't afford the meat, cheese, or veggies; so I sliced the box it came in into different tiny shapes to act as the food. So if I just pinch my nose as i eat them, i can't tell the difference at all!!!
 
*sigh*

Being purposefully contrarian to make a joke? Boring. You should have just sent this to your friend's group chat where they would have fake laughed at your little inside joke.
 
A charcuterie board is like $10 at Home Goods, my man.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
We always dream while sitting on the back step smoking and drinking from the bottle.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Spoken like a man who has no idea how to find the kitchen nor has ever done his own grocery shopping.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Hell I can't even afford a charuglyrie board.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Charcuterie boards are not a "wealthy" people thing.
 
 
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
What does that even mean?
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Imagine being wealthy enough to own a small piece of wood? What?
 
Sir, if you're ignant and classless, just say that.
 
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
I enjoyed the subtle gaslighting, went to give a follow鈥& what in the fresh fuck is a subscribe button? Like, block for the audacity. 鈽狅笍Boy bye.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Imagine being so angry that this is your class burn. Slab of wood, bologna and American cheese
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
How many of your MTG cards are each worth more than even an expensive charcuterie layout?
 
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
The number of times my mom made a charcuterie board for dinner because we were poor and she was tired. Cutting board, cheddar, salami, crackers. Maybe a loaf of bread. Grapes if we were feeling fancy. This tweet is just ridiculous.
 
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In reply to @David_Leavitt
You can buy a cutting board at the dollar store and cold cuts, cured meats, cheese and crackers from any grocery store, and not the high end stuff. That鈥檚 all a charcuterie board is鈥攆ood on a wooden cutting board.
 
Lmao my puppies are rolling around in wealth I guess pic.twitter.com/RWKKMOggDN
 
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
You mean a slab of wood?
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
The true cost of living crisis and tory austerity
 
he playin' right y'all? tell me he's playin'.
 
In reply to @David_Leavitt
Strange take鈥
 
If this is supposed to be funny, a joke that falls flat but you keep hammering it home just becomes an embarrassment.
If this is serious, send me your address and I鈥檒l send you a goddamned wooden board just to shut you up. pic.twitter.com/kZ82kbivI1
 
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