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In reply to @TerribleMaps
When I moved to Denmark 17 years ago, it was still common for parents to park their sleeping kids outside while they ate dinner in a cafe. I made a typically American comment about child abduction, and a Danish friend responded, "No one wants your kid."
 
 
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Same country where bestiality was OK until 2015 and a touristic attraction!
 
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If the parents try to reclaim their child, whoever has the greater number of Lego庐 sets is awarded custody
 
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Dane here: This is a fact. One time I got lost for 1 hour and 59 minutes as a kid. There were hundreds of middle aged women ready to claim me. If you listen closely you could hear faint whispers鈥 鈥淢y precious鈥︹ I鈥檝e never been so scared.. Luckily my mom found me last minute.
 
 
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Okay, let's clear up some misunderstandings here. We call it "surprise adoption", but there are rules. 1) No more than 10 kids at a time. 2) We have child labour laws, so you can't just fill up your factory with kids from the street. 3) They get to challenge you to a duel at 18
 
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As a Dane I can confirm this. There is a reason Danes are considered the happiest people in the world. Misplacing your kids around Christmas and birthdays is quite common. It鈥檚 a good trick to save some extra cash in the rough months
 
 
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Dane here, this is completely true. We sometimes drive to the german boarder and sell them, they're about 30 dkk each, it depends on the size though.
 
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I believe this is because back in the day they didnt really have safe abortions so they just left newborn kids to the wolfs quite literally in many parts of norther europe and so this law is probably there so people who wanted to savr the kids could become their legal parent
 
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"You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet." - Abraham Lincoln
 
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Well, going by the comments, at least we all know now that the Danes have a great sense of humour!
 
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It makes it morally much easier for us to get rid of the children we don鈥檛 like 馃檹. I wonder what people in the pink countries do 馃し鈥嶁檪锔
 
讗讝 讗讜诇讬 注讚讬祝 诇讜讜转专 注诇 讚谞诪专拽?
 
 
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Fun fact there is even a lost Child section in supermarkets, where you could pick your favorit Child, and/or deliver yours if you are unhappy with what you got....
 
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Also legal in Russia, provided you "find" the child in Ukraine.
 
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This is misinformation. The law applies for children under 18 and seniors above 65. And only natives not tourists.
 
 
Check the responses from Denmark. :D
 
I keep getting sent this map and I can't find anything about what law or case verdict this is in reference to lmfao
 
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Parent, arriving 2:00:00.001: Ty for finding my child! Me: Mine now.
 
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鈥淚 want this one! Hey little fella, you look lost. It鈥檚 okay daddy and mommy got you now鈥 pic.twitter.com/FKpGCssTiF
 
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This sounds like that totally 100% real rule in high school where you could go home if the teacher didn鈥檛 show up for 20 minutes 馃槀
 
 
Wait, isn鈥檛 this how Gojo got Megumi? :p
 
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Is there an age limit? Does lost adult children count. Asking for a friend.
 
To ju偶 wiem gdzie si臋 przeprowadzam :)
 
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In Denmark, no one have their own children anymore.
 
 
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Wait, is child labor also legal there? Otherwise I don't see the point of claiming a random kid for nothing in return. 馃槢馃槀
 
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who wanna go half on a child with me?? idk i would wanna live in russia tho
 
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You mean I could get adopted in Denmark? Hold my beer let me book a ticket. Do they claim adults too? I promise I don鈥檛 cry and I鈥檓 not as annoying as children 馃ゲ
 
EXCUSE ME YOU CAN DO WHAT IM MY COUNTRY?
 
Gotham, that's how bruce got so many kids
 
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They leave their kids everywhere without any supervision, maybe that's the reason
 
 
 
 
 
What the fuck are they doing In Denmark
 
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wait, you can just adopt a child after they're lost for 2 hours?
 
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step one. pass this law in India step two. enjoy the GDP growth from a bustling child trafficking industry
 
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"OK kids, we are going to Denmark for vacation!" 馃槀
 
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LET鈥橲 GO DENMARK!!!
 
 
Weird way to put "take care of your kid" but i mean 馃槀
 
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Cancelling that family trip to Legoland.
 
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It's true because it's on Twitter.
 
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Hhmm, on the other hand it would spare me the effort of finding a wife having to knock her up and putting up with the BS for 9 months. Just go to DK instead and look for unattended kids, hey Ma guess what? You're a Grandma now!
 
 
Lots of danish people replying to this but honestly someone has to explain how this works to me
 
 
I WANT TO MENTION ROS脡 AND TELL HER THAT I'M GOING TO GET LOST IN DENMARK SO HER FAMILY WILL TAKE ME IN BUT I CAN'T MENTION HER I HATE THIS SHIT
 
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selling all children I've claimed: 10 bucks a head
 
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No problem. They are all called Jensen, Andersen, Petersen, Larsen, Paulsen, Nielsen... So they know they are sons of Jen, sons of Ander, sons of Peter, sons of Lars鈥
 
Quien se viene a farmear organos?
 
袥校袣袗小 携 袩袨孝袝袪携袥小携 校小蝎袧袨袙袠 袦袝袧携
 
 
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I鈥檓 assuming this is one of those 300 year old laws that nobody got around to changing because who the hell would do that? I mean it鈥檚 Denmark, it鈥檚 probably harder to close off all mall exits than their border in case of abduction.
 
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How old does the 鈥渃hild鈥 need to be? Is 40 too old?
 
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The swinging child silhouette looks exactly like the UK right next to it. I got stuck looking at that trying to figure out what it had to do with it.
 
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By far the best about Denmark I have heard in decades. And yes, of course it's true.
 
 
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Sounds fucked up, but it could mean that if a child is lost for 2 hours and an adult finds them, it is their legal responsibility to keep them safe from harm until their family is found... Just a thought.
 
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So if I tell my kids out of the blue that we鈥檙e going to vacation in Denmark they should have no concerns.
 
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As a Dane I too confirm this being true. Had to find out the hard way, that it is not quite as easy to find a new family in other countries. Due to global decline of sperms quality, we welcome visitors with children and always carry a stop watch.
 
 
 
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So do they have crazy cat ladies, but for kids there??
 
goimg to denmark to find my new baby sister
 
I am so miserably bad at geography, that's where Denmark is???????????
 
is that not the same country where people leave their children in prams outside? this is so interesting
 
 
maybe denmark is not that bad after all
 
 
 
 
 
No fucking way 馃槻
 
 
 
 
 
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important Intel on Denmark being v weird
 
 
LMFAO WTF @ MY COUNTRY 馃ぃ
 
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So lemme get this straight. If a kid is lost in this country for >2hours, you can just straight out adopt them?
 
 
 
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Lol鈥 I suspect this is know as abduction in Denmark just like the rest of the world鈥 though if true, I recon lots of parents r putting this in their back pocket for those difficult times!
 
 
 
chaval a la puerta de un supermercado: hola he perdido a mis padres

cierto millonario: padres? que padres jaja, yo soy tu padre 驴Alguna vez has estado en una mina de cobalto?
 
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Kh茅?! JAJAJA tipo "Me encontr茅 a este ni帽e en la calle, nadie le ha reclamado en dos horas, ahora es m铆o" JAJAJAJA No puedo 馃槀馃槀馃槀
 
 
 
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i understand you now
 
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