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I'm saving my mouldy apple for a snack after I've swam in this lake of literal shit. Anyway I need to hurry so I can get back and have a shower before the electricity goes out.
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We鈥檙e at the 鈥済oing hungry is good for the soul鈥 stage of Brexit I see 馃お馃嚞馃嚙
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The mold that grows on bread will make you vomit, it's not penicillin!
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"I've never noticed this before but worms are really nutritious and delicious!" Our six page winter garden cooking guide will help you manage the cold snap and how it's all down to the war in Ukraine. By Cressida Double-Barrelled Name.
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Bizarre headline given that the advice is basically that most moulds shouldn't be eaten and the best moudy foods to eat are those that are intended to be mouldy or which use moulds in processing. Low or high grade food poisoning is the consequence.
The reframing of essentials as luxury by the rw press continues.

It鈥檚 like they almost can鈥檛 admit they got it wrong or something.
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Eating mouldy food can give you blood poisoning . People with Blood poisoning by mould cannot be saved . Crazy idea!!!
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Next week: rat kebabs are a cheap and nutritious alternative to chicken.
As we're setting up the Calder Grub Hub, my greatest anxiety isn't sorting voulenteers, rotas, bank accounts, DBS: its that so many are in need, we might not be able to serve everyone that arrives. I'm already saving a little money so we can pop to a take away, if we have to.
Dios y yo me voy voluntariamente a vivir en este pais de mierda de aqu铆 unos meses soy tontisimo por qu茅
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Just stick a bit of innovative jam on your mouldy bread and you'll soon be transported to the sunlit uplands.

When Gove said the UK held all the cards in the Brexit negotiations, turns out he had Mr Bun the Baker while the EU had a royal flush.
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How can they be offended when Scottish Conservative Unionist Members are called S. C. U. M.? Express, Mail, & Telegraph, are Client Journalists. Like the BBC Scotland pic.twitter.com/3Oe3UakpBK
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Y鈥檃ll doing ok over there? Do we need to send emergency rations of Chick-fil-A sandwiches???
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Good old @Conservatives and working class people will still vote for them. 馃う馃徔鈥嶁檪锔
If only the rot was confined to our food, severe labour shortages in the NHS exacerbated by Covid and Brexit, have left many battling the system for life saving,
timely treatment. Foreseeably harmful Brexit.
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Still not quite as horrendous as the worst we were promised wouldn鈥檛 happen鈥 theguardian.com/politics/2018/鈥
How it began / How it's going.
How it started. How it鈥檚 going.

Etcetera, etcetera, et-fucking-cetera

#SlowFuckingHandclap #BrexitDisaster
How it started Vs how it's going
And yet motherfuckers will still vote for these cunts.
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consent manufacturing intensifies
Wouldn't eat chips out of this shite-rag
By God how did these people ever have an empire
Do *NOT* (I can't emphasise the importance of the word *NOT* enough here) eat mouldy bread, ffs
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Throw Boris to the lions and out the mouldy food in the bin.
Throw Johnson to the lions and PUT the mouldy food in the bin.
Worth saying twice.
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馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ what a bunch of dickheads the Telegraph are - they are supposed to be reporters 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
We鈥檝e shown them pesky European鈥檚 馃挭馃挭
How the Express has reported the damaging slump since Brexit. Now reduced to what mouldy food we can eat! 馃槼
Well if it ain't the consequences of our own actions
And that black stuff on the bathroom tiles, it鈥檚 delicious on toast, just like caviar.

Other Tory menu ideas are available.
it'll be so fascinating to see what happens when an already crazy country has a mass ergotism breakout
Gringos imitando
How it started. How it鈥檚 going 馃槨
This has to be satire, right?
My instant reaction to this was to laugh, then I just got angry
I don't normally retweet these comparisons (much as they amuse me as much as they shame themselves), but this comparison is so striking on so many levels, how could I not share this one? Well done, @Daily_Express (and you won't hear me say that very often).
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That is also an objectively dreadful picture of Boris for them to use when trying to present a good image 馃槀
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It's a win-win!
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Good antibiotics in mould. Could save the NHS some money.
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What鈥檚 that got to do with Brexit?
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And the amazing thing is the Telegraph manages to sound even more bat shit than this鈥
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Next week "50 great rat recipes inside".
This is the right wing press's answer to the poverty crisis fuelled by the brexit they cheerleaded. Eat mouldy food #BrexitBrokeBritain
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Personally, I will always eat moldy bread, if it is rye bread and that mold is ergot鈥︹
Brit leaders say you can have a little mold, as a treat
I hear #DumpsterDiving is so 'du jour' in England.
鈥淲ill of the people鈥
Alexa show me the benefits of brexit
Brexit seems to be going well doesn't it.
But this... This put a smile on my face
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Things are going well I see.
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eating sewage next the way things are going
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What鈥檚 the matter babe? You鈥檝e barely touched your rancid peach?
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Ah I was thinking more of:
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wont do you any harm unless you are fatally allergic to penicillin.... oh and mold spores ... yea I'm dead aren't I ?
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Wow the UK is NOT ok 馃槵
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Cake with a tick layer of icing won鈥檛 go mouldy - eat cake 馃拋鈥嶁檧锔 pic.twitter.com/CuT04A6yIl
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Are things going swimmingly in Europe saggy tits? pic.twitter.com/taiRuMFhs3
#BrexitBenefits - 鈥楨at mouldy food鈥 馃憤馃徏
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As long as we have use by dates on our perishables eh 馃憖
Seems like Brexit has been a smashing success, enjoy your mouldy food everyone, I鈥檝e heard it鈥檚 quite nutritional
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Yeah but what mouldy foods can I eat?
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How it started鈥. How it鈥檚 going
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Sunlit uplands etc etc
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How It Started vs. How it's Going?
This is how far up the shitter this country is, the press is literally pushing us to eat spoiled food
"This peach tastes funny."

"That's an apple."
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Brought on by socialist like policies during the pandemic.
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